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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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What do you have in mind? I can throw one together soon but don't hold the RP up waiting for it
I'd like a map, and I could make another one as I am something of an amateur cartographer. I think the current map is fine but if you would like something else, let me know what you'd like and I'll draw it up
I wish to purchase 24.5 kilograms of weapons-grade Uranium 235 to calibrate my geiger counter. Shukran I mean thank you
Melekalikimaka is a wise way to say "Hey, handsome! Whaddya say you come over and fuck my wife?" That's the island greeting that we send to you from the land where palm trees sway.
Contemplating an app of elf-like forest protectors. Waiting to see if any more interest is generated
Last name Faggot
First name Humongous
I came here to shitpost
And also to discuss
Why if evolution is real
why are there monkey
I aint no caveman
I'm a creationist junkie
Readin that bible errday
Hoping that my readin
Will help cure my gay

In Steve Buscemi's name I pray:

MARG BAR AMREEKA
MARG BAR YISRAEL
ALLAHU AKBAR
I'll throw together an app latet today
I won't be able to post tonight or tomorrow. Best to just skip me this turn.
New Planet of the Apes movie looks really good.

Apotheos


CEO Name & Age: Raghav Shah, 71
Headquarters: Palm Springs, California
Major Industries: Pharmaceutical
Minor Industries: Cybernetics, Artificial Intelligence
Starting Trait:
- Public Eye: Begins with +30 Public Opinion

- Brief History & Description:

Apotheos was founded in 2031 as a pharmaceutical company. For its first thirty years, Apotheos was a fairly unremarkable enterprise. It developed a portfolio of dementia drugs and attracted the attention of more established companies. Bristol-Meyers Squibb attempted to purchase Apotheos in the late 2040s, but two fatalities during human trials of an Apotheos-developed drug developed to combat human chronic-wasting diseases caused Apotheos' share value to tank, causing BMS to walk away from the deal.

In 2058, Apotheos hit paydirt with the development of Argenta: cancer's "silver bullet". Using a compound isolated from the Asimina triloba tree, Apotheos's new wonder drug induced rapid remission of an array of virulent cancers. Overnight, Apotheos' value soared, overtaking the giant conglomerates that had declined to purchase it a decade ago.

Raghav Shah, the man at the helm of Apotheos when Argenta was released, still retains his post as Chief Executive Officer of the company even now, forty years after assuming control of the company. He has delegated much of the day-to-day responsibilities of operating the company to others. Contrary to outside speculation, Mr. Shah is hardly resting upon his laurels, but has instead devoted his complete attention to the next breakthrough. Argenta, Mr. Shah has told shareholders, merely defanged death; this next project would destroy it entirely. And what product could ever hope to be more sought-after than a cure for death itself?

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