Ya'll skrait up trippin if u aint down with the brown
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8 mos ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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8 mos ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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1 yr ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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1 yr ago
SMASHMBURGERS, MORE LIKE TRASH MY ASSHOLEBURGERS.. THOS GREEZY LIL FUCKS GIVE ME DIARRHEA N GAS LIKE U WOLD NOT BELEEVE. BEEN SHITTIING MY ASS OFF ALL NITE. CAN I GET A FUKKIN HELL YEAH BROTHER???/
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1 yr ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴☠️
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Captain Bae, who also eat dat trash
love when bae eat dat trash 🗑 😍😻
haha lol thats cool man
>be me
>27 yo diaperboy
>crinkling since I was 13
>big coof hits
>toilet paper, paper towels, and diapers all being bought up
>can't find diapers anywhere
>fuuuu.jpg
>decide I'm going to make my own diapers
>gather big wads of cotton and hold it in down there
>run over the cotton wads over my groin with a shitload of tape
>itsworking.gif
>makeshift diaper is in and functional
>use it for a few days
>oh shit
>can't take it off because it's taped onto my skin
>afraid to rip all this tape off and hurt myself especially in such a sensitive area
>leave my diy diaper on
>it's been a year now
>diaper smells so bad
>haven't left my house in four months
>neighbors can smell me and called the city's code enforcement agency
>city officials nailed notice of condemnation on my door due to public health hazard
>can feel huge rashes forming under my permadiaper
>my body is fusing with the diaper
>tfw I have ascended from diaperboy to diaperlord
>27 yo diaperboy
>crinkling since I was 13
>big coof hits
>toilet paper, paper towels, and diapers all being bought up
>can't find diapers anywhere
>fuuuu.jpg
>decide I'm going to make my own diapers
>gather big wads of cotton and hold it in down there
>run over the cotton wads over my groin with a shitload of tape
>itsworking.gif
>makeshift diaper is in and functional
>use it for a few days
>oh shit
>can't take it off because it's taped onto my skin
>afraid to rip all this tape off and hurt myself especially in such a sensitive area
>leave my diy diaper on
>it's been a year now
>diaper smells so bad
>haven't left my house in four months
>neighbors can smell me and called the city's code enforcement agency
>city officials nailed notice of condemnation on my door due to public health hazard
>can feel huge rashes forming under my permadiaper
>my body is fusing with the diaper
>tfw I have ascended from diaperboy to diaperlord
Got a crazy crinkling story to share? Just need to gush about waddling in your own mush (or someone else's 😳). This is the place to do it. Welcome to the home of the Diaperboy community on roleplayerguild.biz!
Today's topic: Sustainable crinkling! Let's discuss ways for us diaperboys to minimize our carbon footprint and water use by choosing ethically-sourced diapers! Organic and fair trade diapers are available for conscience-concious crinklers. Feel good when you fill your diapies with some of my favorite environmentally friendly diapez from Honest. Yeah, they're made of fair-trade hemp fiber. Yeah, they're making diapers out of that OG Purple Nurple Kush. But here's the bottom line: these bad boys will retain whatever bodily fluid you throw at them. Trust me, I've tried it all. The obvious fluids, and the ones you had no idea a diaper would ever come into contact with. Cerebrospinal fluid? Don't ask how I know, but Honest diapers will hold that in all day long. And you can take that to bank!
Today's topic: Sustainable crinkling! Let's discuss ways for us diaperboys to minimize our carbon footprint and water use by choosing ethically-sourced diapers! Organic and fair trade diapers are available for conscience-concious crinklers. Feel good when you fill your diapies with some of my favorite environmentally friendly diapez from Honest. Yeah, they're made of fair-trade hemp fiber. Yeah, they're making diapers out of that OG Purple Nurple Kush. But here's the bottom line: these bad boys will retain whatever bodily fluid you throw at them. Trust me, I've tried it all. The obvious fluids, and the ones you had no idea a diaper would ever come into contact with. Cerebrospinal fluid? Don't ask how I know, but Honest diapers will hold that in all day long. And you can take that to bank!
love when bae eat dat trash 😍
This episode of 90 Day Fiance blows
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