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9 mos ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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9 mos ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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1 yr ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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1 yr ago
SMASHMBURGERS, MORE LIKE TRASH MY ASSHOLEBURGERS.. THOS GREEZY LIL FUCKS GIVE ME DIARRHEA N GAS LIKE U WOLD NOT BELEEVE. BEEN SHITTIING MY ASS OFF ALL NITE. CAN I GET A FUKKIN HELL YEAH BROTHER???/
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1 yr ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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I literally master debated my penerino so hard to those diaped up aliens. Foreverially diaped up and loving it aliens. Diapered up and perfectly delitized permanently made of perfect balogna body with ketchup and pizza sauce blood. Perfect cream cheese teeth and delitized diapers. Spreading the diaper virus to Earth so that humans can be perfectly diaped up and delitized, foreverially and loving it.


Hey it’s that man from that Quentin Tarantino movie. Shoot, what’s it called? Breaking Bad or Citizen Kane or something, idk. Rosebud, lol. Classic movie for real
Sujeto del dia: iPañaleros hispanohablantes!

Es preciso que no olvidemos que el fenomeno pañalero no es unico a los EEUU. Hay pañaleros y pañaleras por todos partes del mundo, y la locura pañalera es particularmente popular en el mundo latino. Desde Santiago hasta San Juan, debemos recordar dar bienvenidos a nuestros compañeros pañaleados al sur de la frontera. Por eso, he decido escribir este comentario en Español para darles la oportunidad para compartir sus experiencias. iNo puedo esperar hasta que nos cuenten sus historias increibles de llenar sus pañales y como se crinquelean en al sur de la frontera!
Today's topic: Diapercycling!

Did you know that you can recycle your favorite diapies even after you've filled them up? That's right, just because you've filled your diapers to capacity doesn't mean you have to pitch them! You can save them for later simply by putting them in a resealable bag and storing them in the freezer until your next crinkling date! When you're ready to bring them out of cold storage, just throw the diaper in the microwave and thaw it out (8 minutes on 30% power usually does the trick for me). Just remember to let them cool down before wearing them - don't want to toast your bottom with steamy diapies!

If you have a neat diaper hack or want to suggest a daily diaper topic, simply write it in the thread! Crinkle on, you diaperboys!
Ya'll skrait up trippin if u aint down with the brown
Captain Bae, who also eat dat trash
love when bae eat dat trash 🗑 😍😻
haha lol thats cool man
>be me
>27 yo diaperboy
>crinkling since I was 13
>big coof hits
>toilet paper, paper towels, and diapers all being bought up
>can't find diapers anywhere
>fuuuu.jpg
>decide I'm going to make my own diapers
>gather big wads of cotton and hold it in down there
>run over the cotton wads over my groin with a shitload of tape
>itsworking.gif
>makeshift diaper is in and functional
>use it for a few days
>oh shit
>can't take it off because it's taped onto my skin
>afraid to rip all this tape off and hurt myself especially in such a sensitive area
>leave my diy diaper on
>it's been a year now
>diaper smells so bad
>haven't left my house in four months
>neighbors can smell me and called the city's code enforcement agency
>city officials nailed notice of condemnation on my door due to public health hazard
>can feel huge rashes forming under my permadiaper
>my body is fusing with the diaper
>tfw I have ascended from diaperboy to diaperlord
Got a crazy crinkling story to share? Just need to gush about waddling in your own mush (or someone else's 😳). This is the place to do it. Welcome to the home of the Diaperboy community on roleplayerguild.biz!

Today's topic: Sustainable crinkling! Let's discuss ways for us diaperboys to minimize our carbon footprint and water use by choosing ethically-sourced diapers! Organic and fair trade diapers are available for conscience-concious crinklers. Feel good when you fill your diapies with some of my favorite environmentally friendly diapez from Honest. Yeah, they're made of fair-trade hemp fiber. Yeah, they're making diapers out of that OG Purple Nurple Kush. But here's the bottom line: these bad boys will retain whatever bodily fluid you throw at them. Trust me, I've tried it all. The obvious fluids, and the ones you had no idea a diaper would ever come into contact with. Cerebrospinal fluid? Don't ask how I know, but Honest diapers will hold that in all day long. And you can take that to bank!
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