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@Slendy "Good to meet you Matt, Local pervert you said?" Bartholomew asks as he takes a seat. "I noticed several people going in the direction of the beach earlier, maybe there's some perverted things there?" Bartholomew wasn't really sure how being a local pervert worked, but he wanted to make sure Matt didn't get fired, he seemed nice, and being a homeless person wasn't fun, well okay that one time when he found those cats was pretty fun, but nine times out of ten it was gut punches.
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Making me choose between bugs vs frogs is actually messed up. I think Acorn Weevils might clutch it for bugs though.
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Trying to get my hands on some unregistered spellbooks for those sweet pre-Mageblight spells. If anyone has one with 'Gerber's Ball of 20 Spiders' hmu.
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@dragonmancer @midnightt
Joseph continues laughing, gasping for air at Drake, and Alicia's faces. "S-stop stop please, i'm begging you. I can't breathe." he breaks into another fit of giggles. he may have seemed rude, but in his own little way this was how Joseph showed that he cared, about how embarrassed they were.
Joseph continues laughing, gasping for air at Drake, and Alicia's faces. "S-stop stop please, i'm begging you. I can't breathe." he breaks into another fit of giggles. he may have seemed rude, but in his own little way this was how Joseph showed that he cared, about how embarrassed they were.
Yes but perhaps you can use change, to get girl's phone numbers. by throwing the change at them until they give it to you. (This is probably why i'm single)
@Slendy
Oh well us bums need to stick together, and i'm sure we can catch up, via begging for change probably.
Oh well us bums need to stick together, and i'm sure we can catch up, via begging for change probably.
@Slendy
"..Man, I haven't gotten mugged or gut punched in days now!, I must be incredibly lucky." Bartholomew glances over to a gas station that sells lotto tickets, before following Matt inside. "Sounds good to me, I am Bartholomew, local bum." he grins and offers Matt his hand for a handshake, it smells like french fries and wet dog.
"..Man, I haven't gotten mugged or gut punched in days now!, I must be incredibly lucky." Bartholomew glances over to a gas station that sells lotto tickets, before following Matt inside. "Sounds good to me, I am Bartholomew, local bum." he grins and offers Matt his hand for a handshake, it smells like french fries and wet dog.
@Slendy
Man I thought I put enough rat poison in your food! oh well
Man I thought I put enough rat poison in your food! oh well
@Slendy
are you alive friendo?
are you alive friendo?
@dragonmancer @KatherinWinter @midnightt
Joseph at this point was on the floor, laughing like a madman. trying to catch his breath. "S-stop I can't breathe!" he continues to laugh. "Oh you're killing me, you're killing me!" Joseph lets out a cackle as he chokes on his own laughter.
Joseph at this point was on the floor, laughing like a madman. trying to catch his breath. "S-stop I can't breathe!" he continues to laugh. "Oh you're killing me, you're killing me!" Joseph lets out a cackle as he chokes on his own laughter.
@dragonmancer
"Oh!" Nendo tries to brush the fire off, it does not work. he grins at Sylus, before stating. "I can't do that, go ask someone who has authority, they took away mine after I blew up the guild trying to make a clay bowl." Nendo grins, before turning around and staring at the fire. "Who set the guild on fire!?" several blunt objects were lobbed at him.
"Oh!" Nendo tries to brush the fire off, it does not work. he grins at Sylus, before stating. "I can't do that, go ask someone who has authority, they took away mine after I blew up the guild trying to make a clay bowl." Nendo grins, before turning around and staring at the fire. "Who set the guild on fire!?" several blunt objects were lobbed at him.
@dragonmancer
"Oh hey!, a loiterer." Nendo walks towards Sylus, his sleeve still on fire. "How're you doing, what're you doing, and what do you want to do?" Nendo asked in rapid fire, speaking of fire it was spreading. "I'm Nendo the greatest pottery maker in uh, the guild maybe?, not really sure." Nendo raises his currently on fire arm, for a handshake with the stranger.
"Oh hey!, a loiterer." Nendo walks towards Sylus, his sleeve still on fire. "How're you doing, what're you doing, and what do you want to do?" Nendo asked in rapid fire, speaking of fire it was spreading. "I'm Nendo the greatest pottery maker in uh, the guild maybe?, not really sure." Nendo raises his currently on fire arm, for a handshake with the stranger.
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