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    1. Gutshot 10 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current I kid, I was too sick to even get a post up, RIP Gutshot.
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9 yrs ago
I have gotten so sick, that I have taken the day off; Thus, expect some posts from me. It's bitter-sweet, isn't it?
9 yrs ago
Surely you jest, Comrade! To create an equal solution to falsified dental problems, we must create such dental products equally. Dentistry licenses must be required by the state so all may contribute.
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9 yrs ago
Eh, might aswell try advertising here: A Polymorphing Kaiju roleplay for those with malicious intent roleplayerguild.com/topics/1..
9 yrs ago
but I still bawled my eyes out at the end of my pacifist run

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IN SANGUINEM,
QUIA SANGUINEM,
IN PERPETUUM

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@pkken time for short posts I guess
@medalliah Glad to have ya'!

@Travesty Awesome, can't wait to see the CS.

@RenaKin90 Larien is all good to go. I'm greatful we have a musician for the bar right off the bat

@Shmektheshmuck it's great to have you my dude. Thanks for the interest!
Aki Ogawa
Interacting with @pkken (and @KimmiNinja)

EDIT: Aki heard Sazama's call for help through the comm as he trudged across the metal roof. "Daichi? If he becomes a problem, tell him I'll burn down his dorm garden. I understand it sounds strange, but'll work", he responded. Sadly, this was another immoral string to pull, but it was a necessary one nonetheless. Aki pulled the hostage over his shoulder a little better, before another voice caught his attention


Aki's heavy breathing came back to him as he prepared to roof jump, until the familiar, cocky voice of Ken interrupted his train of thought. "That was sick what you did", the flying boy yelled as he landed on the roof. The bookworm did not know if this was a compliment or a threat and, frankly, was too surprised to care. Soon enough, though, Ken continued with, "Now is the real deal, beat me here and you can go and take the hostage back. Mano A Mano", before conjuring another black hole in his hand. Out of nowhere this jerk was showing some chivalry, and Aki was extremely pleased because of this. Running now, even if it were to secure the hostage, would be a dishonorable way to decline a dual. Placing the hostage down on the steps to the roof and turning back to Ken, Aki responded with, "Alright, I'll fight you on those terms. No one takes the hostage until we're through though, ok?", before adding in a whisper "Glad he's learned his manners". Aki spoke the countdown, both opponents squaring up until, at the count of "3!", they charged at their counterpart.
Aki ran in jerky left-and-right movements towards Ken, making sure to have his steps be as randomized and untrakeable as possible. One good hit more and the boy's only protection would surely be downed, so he had to make sure that whatever Ken dealt out he could take. Thus, another plan erupted in the bookworm's psyche. He slammed his body into Ken's, making sure to position his legs where Ken's were and keep his chest on his. Then, as the crackling of the plain boy's barrier loudened, Aki quickly grabbed the black hole Ken had brandished before, bringing his fingers to tighten around the back of both of his opponent's hands. The glowing neon mandables of Aki would cover any explosion Ken produced from his orb, an offensive that, though it could destroy the bookworm's barrier for good, could also eviscerate Ken's hands even more effectively. Aswell, covering such horrible damage with a smaller part of his barrier (his palms) helped Aki make sure that, hopefully, his barrier would not take up more energy than he had. Otherwise, the rest of his body contact followed the same formula: minimize the amount of barrier threatened. His legs were the only target for Ken's kicking since he was right-up against him, and, otherwise, the tall boy's arms were trapped in Aki's absolute grip: unable to punch.
What was ultimately interesting was that, due to Aki's height compared to Ken's, the plain boy's forehead came right up to his counterpart's neck. The bookworm took this into factor for his plan, and, almost out of the blue, slung his head back to headbutt the soft flesh of Ken's throat. Aki's forehead was another, smaller part of his barrier. Thus, he would expend minimal energy slamming it into Ken.
@Travesty,@medalliah,@Cherrywitch, and anyone else who's interested, here's the IC.

roleplayerguild.com/topics/158025-the-..
Introducing Zzubus's Famous
'Edge of the World' Tavern and Inn

"The Last, Best, and Only Place!"


• The Greatest Ways Away, But the Greatest Nonetheless:

The Afterlife After, Everyman's Bar Then Some, The Drunken Existence: All of these are titles 'The Edge of the World' tavern has received throughout the countless millenniums since it's conception. A singular body in the infinite amount of existences and universes, the bar is the beginning of the end for almost every kind of life imaginable. Many think of death as transporting them to a hallowed paradise, but that could not be farther from the truth: death is the short carriage ride to a tavern founded since the dawn of time, a place where every kind of thing congregates to revel in eternal liquor. Zzubus, an archdemon almost as old as the tavern itself, keeps the place swept and working smoothly for it's infinite patrons. So sit down, grab a drink, and see what the centerpoint of creation has to offer.

•A Tavern for All, A Nuisance For Few:

The Edge Tavern serves a large variety of drinks and meals derived from thousands of universes and cultures. If you can't find something on the menu to your liking, our Tavern chefs would be more than willing to specially create amy delicacy of your choice. As well, if you were to misplace a special object of yours, our interplanetary innkeeper would be more than willing to reach through an endless void to grab it for you.


Furthermore, the Edge supplies bedding for all of it's customers for a small fee of 10 pieces of any currency a night. It is rumored the Inn has more than an infinite amount of rooms, and, even if this is true, it is most likely unprovable. If you deny boarding or cannot afford it, you will be required to sleep in the cold outside. If you are unable to pay off an item or debt from the Tavern or Inn, please contact Zzubus for work options.

• Your mother is (probably) not here, so behave:

Zzubus, and even the Tavern itself, only asks for you to follow these simple, universal rules if you are to partake in a happy, drunken afterlife:
  • The really grand people get the good afterlife bars, so please do not impersonate them here. Only OCs allowed in this multiverse tavern roleplay, please.
  • The bigger, the better. Highly powered characters are allowed, but no god modding. Zzubus is the only infinitely powerful being in the tavern.
  • Be ready to die, and die ready. You'll be back anyways. If your character happens to die in a bar fight, that's alright! All characters who die reappear at the tavern's entrance.
  • Loud mouths speak for themselves. Disrespect allowed in character, but not in OOC. Zzubus is watching.
  • Sleep in the Inn for goodness sake. Inactive characters will be regarded as 'sleeping at the bar' until further notice from their player.


• Boring Paperwork, Blah Blah Blah...

In order to keep track of all patrons, Zzubus has asked that you present a certificate of death at the door as well as fill out this slip of paper. Feel free to write in as much or as little as you want.


Now now, it's not that hard. See! Our generous bartender and owner Zzubus just filled out one right now!



Thanks for taking a quick look at 'The Edge of the World' multiverse tavern RP interest check! I hope to gather a good amount of patrons before opening this establishment, so if you're intrigued say so. This RP is going to be very lenient, fun, and really just a way to blow off creative steam. I'm excited to see the crowd this bar will draw in, and thanks again for taking a peek.
Cold Hearted
Shiner Beer
Aki Ogawa

Ken fought brutally. His black-hole attack made a sizable, explosive pop on the plain child's back, and, with a startling yell, he followed this offense by recklessly punching the bookworm. Aki was becoming exhausted, the shots Ken was dealing out were enormous bouts of damage and his body was already tensing up trying to keep the barrier afloat. Indeed, if it weren't for the barrier, Aki's back could very well be nonexistent. Assessing the situation, Aki came to the conclusion that he had to end this fight fast. Ken's magnitude of power was not healthy for the neon boy in the long run. Luckily, Aki had just the things to end the fight: A window and Ken's leg.
Ken's legs were in a wide arch, a position that showed he was trying to get an edge through body techniques as well as his powers. This set-up, however, was not helpful for what was to happen. Aki, repositioning his leg behind that of the villian's, started to throw all his body weight into Ken and towards the window."Fine. I'll let you go. Please get ready.", Aki said, his leg tripping Ken as he was shoved, wrestling-style, out the window of the two-story building. The bookworm felt horrible for this kind of trickery, but knew it was not entirely against the rules. As said, the buildings of Beta were hilariously short, and thus, the fall Ken was taking could hopefully only give him a sprained ankle. The glass splintered away from Aki as he stood there almost as battered as the student below him. In fact, if it weren't for his barrier anchoring him down, he would've been down there as well. "I'm really sorry, but it was just part of the battle. I'll pay for your medical fees", he shouted at the prone Ken, unbelievably relieved that the fallen boy's body was still alive and moving.
Picking up the heavy hostage and starting up the stairs to the building's roof, Aki estimated that he had just about enough energy to roof-jump to the safe point, even if he were to pass out when there. The boy tuned into his comm, his voice a little hoarse from the exhaustion caused by Ken's encounter, "Hostage acquired, and Ken is prone on the ground of the building. He's probably hurt, sorry. I'm going back to the safe point to cash in our target"
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