I'll get something in this weekend
Guy0fV4lor
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Retaker of The Holy Land
STATUS: God Bless the USA! Happy 4th Everyone! (though admittedly a day late) 4 yrs ago
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- Guy0fV4lor 8 yrs ago
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God Bless the USA! Happy 4th Everyone! (though admittedly a day late)
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4 yrs ago
Oh yay-- the status bar has turned into Twitter again... My favorite.
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4 yrs ago
Damn dude-- don't remind me what's been taken from us.... I seriously miss that game.
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4 yrs ago
Imagine not using maple syrup to sweeten your coffee.
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5 yrs ago
AFTER MUCH TIME-- LIFE RELEASES MINE GONADS FROM ITS CRUEL VICE...... YA BOI RETURNS!
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Here's a couple neat memes while you wait:
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Here's a couple neat memes while you wait:
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@Guy0fV4lor
Sure, but the spitting part won’t have enough pressure to count as a projectile attack or anything. Not yet anyway.
Is it fine if I use it to launch a rock?
JASON
@Zeroth@Rune_Alchemist
Entering the water was particularly careless action, if he could, Jason would have groaned "Now how the fuck do I get out of this predicament?" he thought, frustrated at the situation. Suddenly, he noticed that something in the depths... WAS MOVING! Wheather it was a threat or not, Jason wasn't going to stick around to find out, but his body was fucking useless in water!!!
Then Jason had an idea, filling himself with water, he then carefully squirted it out in a thin, focused stream, propelling him forward. It took a bit of practice, but Jason managed to master this technique at least well enough to reach the edge of the pond. Upon exiting the water, he quickly took note of his surroundings, quickly realizing there was a fight nearby. Rushing over as fast as his pseudopods would take him, he saw that a fanged lizard was getting attacked by a red wisp.
"Perhaps this is an opportunity to make an ally," Jason thought to himself. Sucking up a small rock, he compressed what little water was left in his slimy body, doing so until he could hold on no more. With a loud 'POP!' Jason used the accumulated pressure to fire the rock at the wisp.
@Zeroth I'm only going to use it to move around in the water, for now at least
@Zeroth good to know, now, also, can I suck in water and shoot it back out?
@Zeroth so I CAN see?
@Jollan do they really have...... the meats?
And Daniel is nowhere to be seen
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