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    1. Hael 12 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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Bio

I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

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Ironically Tin itself isn't all that capitalist. More of a...plutocracy, I guess? The nobles/rich get richer while everyone else gets screwed over by the guilds. Tin by far the most feudal nation both politically and economically. Oh Tin, backwards when it comes to just about everything...


Except Alliances.

You've allied yourself with one of the best nations possible, son. Your gonna go far

But seriously, KalMea has a small group of socialists, but as I said in my sheet they are almost entirely ignored and disregarded by just about everyone.
Conversations between KalMea and Tin...apparently:

You gotta admit, at least he has style:



KalMea is not socialist or commie! It's super capitalist and has a voting system! I swear!

@Hael

You're going to be dumped on one of those little islands (with all the other Commies) when the Tinites douse it with their oceans of oil and casually light it on fire by tossing lit cigars out the window of their imported lamborghinis. Mafia style.


Dang...talk about harsh.
I noticed, Cyclone, that you fixed your awful, slanderous, grotesque spelling of my people in calling them "Kaliabs" in a formal setting.

Kal has forgiven you, neighbor.

Explain me how KalMea has 100 million of population O.O


Over-population was supposed to be a general theme of my people.

My nation looks about twice the size of the U.K. (which has 64 mil.). Granted, this is only the 1940's, but I was only attempting to give that idea of overpopulation. And, besides, my people aren't human and Kal is the god of passion and energy.

Dong Wei and me are about the same size, so me having somewhat less than twice the population is definitely too much for comfort, but not absurdly so.

It also adds to the idea of KalMea having tons of factories and employers being allowed to take advantage of their employees and hardly pay them. Add gross overpopulation to the mix and you have the stereotypical industrial nightmare.

EDIT: Also, KalMea- while a theocracy- is super-accepting of any religion (with the exception of the dreaded Church of Kal's Passion) and has plenty of job opportunities. That could lead to immigration.

Does that explain everything?
Oh, yippee. Less work for me.


Well, to be fair, in a historical setting (which is usually very formal) the proper one would be KalIabis. Kaliabis is casual, and would be considered mildly inappropriate in a recount of history. Like calling George Washington "That dawg who totes set 'Murica free, yo" in a college textbook.

Not off the hook that easy
@Hael

>Looking through the changes in Hael's sheet
>Notices the word 'Kallabis'
>Realizes that I've been spelling it as 'Kaliabis' or something
>No wonder I kept thinking that 'Kaliabis' was impossible to say
>Feels kind of stupid and embarassed for not noticing this before
>Remembers how Hael keeps calling my people Tin men
>Shrugs
>Buries my guilt, hides the shovel, and drives off into the sunset

On a serious note though, I'll edit my sheet to spell it right XD


Well, you didn't look through it hard enough, Tin man

I mentioned that both Kaliabis and KalIabis were proper names for my race. Kaliabis is a more casual name, whereas KalIabis is formal. I've been switching back and forth at random, because I'm too lazy and spastic to stick to one

EDIT: Made a mistake where I said that Kaliabis was proper and KalIabis was formal. Corrected
I realized that the second version of KalMea was actually closer to the correct size, I just made Ventium and Avalia too big so that Tin looked smaller in comparison. So those countries have been pushed up a few pixels, and your border reformed to its correct shape on the original map.

The end result being that Tin now looks significantly larger than any of its northern neighbors, and KalMea looks closer to the size of Dong Wei.


Ya, I noticed that. Thanks. It's nice not being a deformed growth on Tin's back this time
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