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STATUS: My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing. 10 yrs ago
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  • Old Guild Username: StormySea
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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Bio

I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

Most Recent Posts

In The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
I would like to say that as far as I know I only supplied the weapons and bombs to the natives and that they conducted such an operation.

Not that I'm not still at fault, however.


Did you give them the weapons for free?
In The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
666th post!

EDIT: Sorry about that, I had to.
In The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
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Except for the fact that both of them want to convert you to their crazy nutso-religions so that all of your people become loyal to their heads of state.

They like to leave that detail out.


Nah, Kaliabis don't care if you are of our religion or not. Remember that most Kaliabis oppose the extremists groups who want to convert other nations. I thought I made that clear. We also aren't imperialist, with the exception of those islands.

KalMea has never attempted to convert anyone.
In The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay

Me and Cyclone are much more valuable. I'm mega-industrialized and can make anything, and he can provide me with all the natural resources to make it.

Besides, Kallabs are great!
In The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
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Yo dawg, we herd you don't got tanks. Well, today be yo lucky day, cause we got tanks. We got tanks for days. You want tanks? Bam. You got tanks. Tell you what. Boom. Now you got tanks that carry tanks. Look at that. Now you can go to war, while you go to war.

In all seriousness, making a trade pact with Eisenkreis is not nearly as difficult as it is made out to be, you just really have to gain the trust of Marianna, and there happens to be a really easy way to do that. I'll give you a hint. Make friends with Csilla.


So..to make friends with Eisenkries you have to make friends with Marianna by making friends with Csilla...

I'm lost already.
In The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
The I.C. will be here soon, I hope?
In The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
@Hael

Your history is great, but unfortunately Tin has a copyright on burning people. Expect a lawsuit. :P

What's your idea that the Temple Guard gave you?


I'll burn the lawsuit...and all the lawyers
Kal is a fire god, I gotta burn something. Otherwise all the melodramatic symbolism is lost!

No idea, really.
In The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
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That is an incredible history. I could almost visualize the events happening as I read it.


Thanks!

In The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
As always, any critiques or opinions on my writing are welcome. I'm always looking to improve.
In The Sun Will Never Set (A Statisticless NRP)(It had a good run) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
Rather than finish my important people section and write about Babur and Tolon Bey, I chose to began the military section since I figured it's just a wee bit, y'know, important.

I wrote about the Temple Guard, which are Tin's holy warriors and elite soldiers.


YOU WOULD DARE TRANSFORM POOR ORPHANS INTO SOLDIERS!

I think you may have just given KalMea a novel idea...
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