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8 yrs ago
Current Take time out of your life to find something to laugh about and smile at least once a day.
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8 yrs ago
Netflix is to blame for the sudden resurgence of my animu phase. >:c It was supposed to be background noise, but then I went and got invested... twice in a row.
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8 yrs ago
What techniques do you use to open these "pickle jars"? Or is it just raw pickle jar opening strength? (not to be confused with regular strength)
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8 yrs ago
I feel honored to be Miss Capn's Valentine! (/ε\*)
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9 yrs ago
What a sick, masochistic lion.
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In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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I was writing the post on a sticky not in my laptop and somehow selected the whole text, typed a letter and the whole post got deleted and there's no option to undo it. T.T But thankfully I had a part of it pasted here in the text box, so I'll just start again from there.


noooo did you try to ctrl+z?!
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Hey Lance, as someone who has spent time in Washington, it is totally okay for Fox to mention he's Mormon. Hell, you go to Spokane, Washington and you will find a ton of Mormons. Just more a heads up for future posts.


I'll note that for his mama, but Fox is still young and ignorant. ;o Thankies though. I'll actually change it for his mom's response now.
Posted! ;D Yaaaay



Location: Home then to the Clinic!
Interactions: Alice@Undine, Scout@Liriia






Of all the place that his mother had to choose, it had to be the smallest town in Washington with an active serial killer on the loose. That's right. Find out your son can drop your cat in a portal and where do you go? Murdersville, Washington.

"Does this place even have a zip code?" Fox turned from his view looking out the window of their home, shared with a mom 'n pop antique store. So not only would the not get any visitors, it'd smell like old people everywhere. Lovely home. Guess it fared better than being surrounded by judgmental neighbors. Scratch that, religious, judgmental neighbors.

From the nearly barren kitchen, his mother barely made it through the archway with her coffee in tack. The cracked tile floors did a number on her high heeled feet. "Foxtrot, honey, don't be silly," she didn't looked convinced as she trotted over the creaking hardwood to where her son stood, "of course... they have that? I'm sure? Look, it'll be alright, sweetheart. We'll be fine, trust me. Just two more days till the movers come by." Marie stood beside her son, cupping his cheek with a freed hand, "Hopefully..."

"Speak for yourself—" she cut him off with a light slap and he flinched away, "-Ow! What the hell, mom?"

"Language."

"Sorry, Elder Sinclair," Fox mocked, rolling his eyes and following his mother the moment she started for the kitchen.

Approaching the table, he noticed the basket of goods set off to the corner. The basket looked kind of wonky and a little too festive for September, with glitter and that sticky, stringy holiday lint stuff stuck to the handle. Marie wrapped her hand around it and waved it toward Fox. "The folks downstairs were gracious enough to loan me cooking supplies, so I baked a few things," Marie said, giving the basket to Fox, "they were originally for your first day of class here, but—you know the story. However, I did hear gossip 'bout a few kids finding themselves in the local clinic. Why don't you be a sweetheart and drop those cookies off? Make a good impression."

After a few steps toward the door, Fox could barely hear her muttered, "Time to start over, thank God." He bumbled slightly, at the top of the stairs where he watched his mom stomp down. New beginnings, right, like finding out you can stick your hand into another universe and pull out that stick of gum you lost all those years ago. Obviously, that put him at a great disadvantage.

Lie when necessary, as his mother always told him.

"Alright Fox," he took a deep breath, straightening his sweater as he moved toward the door, "chin up. Tell no one you're hardly human anymore and a Mormon. Were. Uh. Are. Shit. Fuck.

"It's not hard to pretend you're Catholic and normal. Is that the go to religion? Uh, Protestant? I'll just run around wearing a Star of David—too Holocaust. Oh, that's awful. Why'd I say that,"
he eventually trailed off in his stride down the sidewalk, waving a bright green basket and wearing a red as Christmas Morning sweater with a sock monkey face on the front. He looked ridiculous.




Why was there no one up front? Fox breathed in deep, keeping himself grounded and calm. Not like meeting new people was a big deal or anything in a new town and not knowing where hardly anyone was. Was this even a clinic? Fox turned around to see the photo of a Dr. Okada in the lobby waiting area. So it was.

Taking a chance, Fox looked through the secretary's window for any sign of life. Not seeing any—which honestly should have scared the shit out of him—Fox decided, what the hell? With an all too loud clack from his shoes, and creaking from the door, Fox bolted down the hall to the absolutely nearest open door. None of his actions even registered that any of this seemed like a bad idea. Not the creeping on injured teenagers. Or trespassing through a clinic hallway. Possibly getting himself sick or running smack into something awful and sharp and dangerous. Like used needles.

Fox paused beside room entrance, his lips pulling into a grimace as his mind caught up to exactly what he was doing. Of course, that all happened too late because he stood right in the middle of some place he shouldn't be with a basket full of cookies. And he looked like a total weirdo in his choice of outfit. Fox looked down at the offending sweater, pulling his lips into a disappointed, slightly exaggerated frown. "I'm the stupidest," Fox mumbled, "you're such a dweeb."

Maybe if he turned back now—Fox turned his head up just in time to notice someone in suspicious nurse garb rounding the corner. Seeing no way out of this situation, Fox took the sharp turn into the wall, cursed and, then entered the room to nearly smack into a dark haired (very bushy browed) girl. His attention flung toward the sole bed's occupant, noticing the mummified girl in the bed and nearly mistaking her for a twelve year old. "You're short," he huffed under his breath, not even loud enough for himself to hear.

"Oh, crap," Fox greeted in the most nontraditional way possible, flung his free hand up and mentally prepared himself. He nearly cursed at the subconscious reaction from his fingers as they wiggled in preparation. "I'm new and I brought cookies," he announced and held up the basket of said goods, "and I'm not a Mormon. I mean. Uh. I'm... uh..." He slowly closed his eyes, squeezed them hard and brought his free hand to press on the bridge of his nose.

Closing his hand in a fist before letting it fall to his side, he tried again. "Foxtrot Sinclair and I've come with goodies," Fox smiled at his more successful second attempt and blushed a deep red for his first blunder. Wonderful impression. Last a life time. Might as well die now
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@HalfOfLancelot@Wintergrey I don't mean to necessarily speak for Aewin, but I was just talking with her about this earlier, and she told me that only Dominique knows about her condition.


Aaah, well then... I may have to change my relationship quote with her. >_> <_< >_> <_< *is too lazy right now*
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Aewin does anyone know about Analise's condition?


I think so? She probably has to do quite a bit of maintenance in public, correct me if I'm wrong?

(also, just noticed this, as a side note: genius IQs range 140-145+ ;o but IQs are proletariat crap anyway. Intelligence is extremely subjective, but I'll stop there because then that'd be an extremely long rant on the societal harms in standardizing, generalizing, and stereotyping intellect. >_> <_< Like some dude said “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”)

edit: after the IQ thing, it's all generalized... cause it's something i'm passionate about, so it's like when someone mentions a dog and a person just goes on a tangent unrelated to the topic because something similar was mentioned? *cough*

i think they call that ADD/ADHD Lancelot
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: 5:30am
Location: Backyard Sunrises
Interactions: Domi & Tristan@HushedWhispers; Alex @Altered Tundra; Lil@Wintergrey; Slyvester@McHaggis; Blair@Undine; Hunter@Liriia






"The deal was, darling," Diana Rochester, in all her glory in the rising sunlight, said with as much smugness and pomp as she could muster in her upturned expression, "that when you lost, we would do yoga in the morning for three weeks straight. And you lost, like I said you would. Now up. Up, sweetheart. Sterling Errol Rochester, don't make me use my mom voice."

"You're gonna make me cry," Sterling, still bundled in his pile of covers and pillows, buried himself ever further in his hidey hole, "I'll cry and then you'll cry, like you always do, and where will we be thirty minutes from now?"

"You'll be late for school."

"That's 6:00, mother."

"We both know you need at least an hour and a half to get ready," Diana retorted, fixing her glasses and adjusting her yoga pants. Her words had a modicum of truth, only a modicum that Sterling would admit to. Regardless, she was the parent he got his stubbornness from, so it was highly unlikely that she'd just up and leave. And if she did just up and leave, that didn't mean well. Sterling grumbled back, lacking coherent words, and shoved the fort of blankets and pillows off the bed to stare at his mother with half opened eyes.

With the straightest face Diana could muster, she shoved a pair of clean sweatpants in her son's arms and marched out, "I should have shipped you to boarding school the minute you hit puberty; you smell like fish and a prison shower.

"Then you'd have no one to curb your gambling addiction," Sterling called out, satisfied with the thump and subsequent stumbling and cursing that hit his door.

The deal was, if Sterling didn't beat his drunken father at Texas Hold 'Em within a set time limit, he'd accompany his mother to what the doctor actually ordered: yoga. Nothing wrong with helping one's flexible, certainly, it was just slightly emasculating and it hurt his back. And his mother had a penchant for pointing out everything wrong he did when she thought the moment called for it.

That moment, Sterling found out the moment he set foot by their pool and to limber up, entailed the entirety of the exercise. "Don't forget your leg muscles, Chester," Diana called from her mat, looking up at him from her 'downward dog pose'. She nearly rocked herself into the pool, which would have wiped that smirk clean off her face. Unfortunately, she had the mind to move her things away from the danger zone.

Once he got into position beside her, following her pose with as much tact as Sterling could muster, Diana gave him a sidelong look. "Ready to start your last year?"

"Please, don't remind me," Sterling mumbled, rising to his feet to stretch again.

"But, Chester, you're gonna be the king," Diana burst out in a fit of laughter, this time face planting into her mat. She sputtered and stood back up, "why couldn't you just be a nerd like I was?" Mountain pose came next, and to start Sterling took a deep breath, then gave his mother a look.

He smirked and called out, "Hey," she turned and he chose that moment to smack his hand against her stomach, "don't forget to breathe, mom." In a coughing fit, Diana tipped forward and sputtered, clutching her stomach with a wheeze.

"You little shit. I'll take away your car. I'll do your make up for the next modelling gig you get; you'll look like a clown in front of the whole world," Sterling leaped into a sprint while she regained her breathing and practically screamed, "Sterling, I did not raise you to be an ass. I will not hesitate to kick it right out of you." He took that opportunity to leave Diana to her yoga, and grab himself what breakfast he could eat without spitting it out in laughter.





Time: 7:30am
Location: BHHS Parking Lot





After a thorough lecture from his mother and gathering the required things for class that day, Sterling took what moment he had to sift through his messages. The first brought a smile, bright and genuine.

Your'e not on a model diet right becuase I made cake? No dairy in it
Lambvester


Cake for breakfast sounded great. Second breakfast, he corrected himself. Looking down at his torso, Sterling took a moment to decide before coming to the conclusion that his personal trainer did not need to know and neither did his 'dieting journal'. He still rolled his eyes at every mention of that thing, and so did his mother who had to get two because she 'accidentally' baked hers in a pie. Dad hadn't been too happy about that.

Did you type that with your nose, Slyvester?

Haha, you're a sweetheart, making me an ENTIRE cake. Jk, but do you mind if I nab two? Momll kill me if she finds out i didn't grab her a piece. She loves your cooking <3 morethanyourownmotherbutdon'ttellherisaidthat
Sterling


A few came from guys he played football with, or otherwise, people he didn't much care for other than they did whatever they could to make him look good out on the field. No qualms with that, though, seeing as most of the guys were boneheads, anyway. If they couldn't spot a guy talking advantage of them, they didn't deserve what recognition they would have gotten without him.

Pulling out, Sterling made for the quickest route to school and parked with minutes to spare, right beside Hunter's junk truck, to boot. Sterling was mostly positive they wouldn't mind making his particular car stand out, even if it didn't mean much to him. Making his way through, he spotted Dominique first, aiming to give her a wave and a wink before nabbing one of her muffins. He took a bite with a smile, "Perfect as always, Domi."

At the sight of Sylvester further off, Sterling immediately dropped the muffin into Lily's hands. "For the starving, right?" he quipped, smiled and departed with a wave behind him and a pat to Alex's shoulder, "Knock 'em dead, conquistador."

Arriving to where the trio positioned by the door. He supposed, if anyone asked, the King was just... making his rounds. Though, really, he just preferred Sly's company possibly the most. "Nice shorts, lamb," Sterling grinned, immediately bypassing Hunter and Blair to get to the cake, "you're gonna kill me one of these days, I swear. Huh, you got something to put an extra slice in?" He finally turned his notice on the other two, with as best a smile he could muster until his eyes fell to the little bracelets wrapped around their wrists.

"Aw, alright, okay," he frowned picking a slice of cake for himself and stuffing a bite in his mouth. He pointed with his dirtied finger at Hunter's charm, "friendship bracelets? Come on, you're killing me here. That's intensely middle scho—" he paused, finally spotting the extra Sly held and took a moment before nabbing it, "Is this for me?" He didn't wait for a response before wiggling it on, "hey, yeah. Oh, hey, there's a four leaf clover on it. I can never find 'em whenever I looked, thanks Rosenberg." Sterling set his eyes on Blair and smiled widely as he flourished his wrist, "How's it?"
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@HushedWhispersthanks im glad you think so, i always trip out writing posts cuz i get worried it might be bad. ._.


The thing about writing is, you can only get better if you keep writing. You may not see the difference now, but you will (i s2g i look back on my writing 2 years ago, and i cringe).

Also, don't hesitate to ask people what you think you could improve on. People you trust, that is. Good friends who value your friendship. Lol. I know that's how I improved.

Asked someone what they thought about a post, and they told me, 'you use too many adverbs and adjectives, cut back; you're suffocating your sentences,' and I think, despite my still flowery writing, I've improved on that immensely. ;o

I think, in anything I've heard, the thing holding you back is usually yourself. You aren't asking yourself enough, 'what am I doing wrong?' and more, 'what are they doing wrong/thinking wrong about me?' (Don't judge me, but that's how it is in a lot of video games. People get mad at other people, when it's themselves they need to pay attention to. That goes for a lot of things in life, though, including writing, imho!)

Regardless, don't trip out about your writing. If you're proof reading and you keep changing things, you have to stop yourself at some point because you're either going to scrap everything and change it again or you're going to quit. I do that too much. I look back at my writing and I come at with a machete and I don't stop until I'm satisfied, and that's never. Literally. I always find something wrong and you always will, so stop for a moment and just post what you have. Trust me, it'll be fine, more than fine most of the time.

Edit: A good thing to do, as well, is to look back at some posts and allow yourself to be proud of what you wrote, no matter how large, how intricate, or how detailed it is. Let yourself have a moment like, "Holy shit I wrote that," because that will definitely help with your own confidence in your own writing.

But I mean, this helps for me; people are different, so *shrug* you find out what helps you out the most and stick to it. ;D
Cool concept. (Also would you mind putting an epilepsy warning in the title? That gif might be a bit too flashy)
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