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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

Most Recent Posts

In Totem 11 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Swamped with work. I might be up for a promotion, but boy oh boy... anyway, that's why I'm delayed.
Welcome to young adulthood. Now you know why I always just flamed the everloving shit out of idiots like Teo instead of preaching to them about what they should be doing.
I'm pretty sure that for you, like myself, flaming them was instinctual and you didn't fuck around with preachy bullshit THE SOLUTION TO ALL MY PROBLEMS IS SCREAMING
Why you gotta expose me like that, man?
In Sherly-senpai 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
And yes, Hank, I am butthurt. Both figuratively and literally, considering the surgery was on my coccyx.
How did you get butthurt when you had surgery on your cock?
Just so you guys know, I'm talking about the one ISIS went all Nero on. (Sorry, Roman Empire joke.)
The fact that you think you have to explain who Nero was... are you usually surrounded by idiots, or do you think that absolute minimal knowledge about the Roman Empire somehow makes you an intellectual?
I can't even work up the effort to be preachy anymore, tbh. I've seen this bullshit scores of times now (as have many of you, I know.) Is this what becoming jaded as you get older is like? Ew.
Welcome to young adulthood. Now you know why I always just flamed the everloving shit out of idiots like Teo instead of preaching to them about what they should be doing.
lolsorasgay
Projecting >.>
Not sure if clueless or...
In Totem 11 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
I've never done RP in the IRC, I'd be willino to try it. Scheduling might be a nightmare.
Oh, that's not how I interpreted his suggestion. An IRC room would be nice for conversation and collaboration, but in my experience, doing a roleplay like this with the verbosity we're displaying doesn't work very well.
lololol i forgot that this is the spam forum lololol Whatever xDDDDD
In Totem 11 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
EDIT: Oh, and would anyone be opposed to an IRC chat?
Not a terrible idea. It's very easy to create a new room in the Guild's own IRC channel. I'll start lurking in #totem when I get home from work. EDIT: Also, Fairess and I have agreed to collaborate a little bit to establish what happened during the conversation between Adele and Rook before we write our respective daytime posts.
In Mahz's Dev Journal 11 yrs ago Forum: News
And, in other news, I'm playing with some much more readable typography, sizing, and spacing for the guild's posts. Helvetica (default font for the CSS framework I'm using) is just so hard to read. Captain Jordan pointed this out a year ago, but you can barely even see when posts are emboldened. ← Did u notice?
It's actually very noticeable on Windows. I can always identify a Mac user by the way text looks in their screenshots. The fact that, for you, emboldened text is hard to distinguish from regular text has more to do with the subpixel rendering that MacOS uses than the Helvetica font. Windows's ClearType makes text thinner and gives it more anti-aliasing than a Mac does.
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