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Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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Welcome back, Hecate!
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To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'. 
My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.
My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.
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What if all the users who come here unironically shitposting become the first generation of a new spam community? Given a few years to tire of dubiously amusing image captions and get a rough sense of who the others are and take a serious interest in their lives.
I thought you and people like Villageidiotx were Spam's new generation, and I was sort of fine with that. Those idiots in that Spam Thread of Randomness
however...Verification codes and bank notifications.
Same, but that's because I use WhatsApp and Facebook for communication.
Moderators have no friends, only victims.
You were the first person I added to my friends list.
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Welcome to the Spam forum, someone will be here soon to collect your insurance and your organs.
I was in Spam when it was first created in 2009 and I can tell you it was a lot better than this, newboy.
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Keep an eye out for the Commies.
You mean the Golden Dawn guys? Why is it Americans all seem to know who they are, we don't really give a shit about them here.
The Host
Yes! That's one of my favorite fandoms too.
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Hell yah, let's get some action in this place!
Okay, your turn.
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And here I was thinking you'd respond with something a bit more original than a selfie and big letters.
Guess I shouldn't have kept my hopes or standards up too high then.
That's a reference to Mad Max: Fury Road, you fucking heathen.
also this thread is sheer cancer
And that is when things started happening that Ephraim had been afraid of for years; they wanted to use magic to fight magic. That damned fool Alaric proposed a reading, an idea Landar didn't even seem to be opposed to. Ephraim was glad for the man's consent to assistance, but surely he was smarter than this? A séance being to die for?
"Yes, let the halfling experiment with magic and let's see what happens, shall we? Do you honestly think that's a good idea, Landar? Or have we all already forgotten how it ruined Cyrabassis? There is absolutely no telling what might happen if we let Alaric have his way here."
Speaking directly to the halfling, Ephraim continued. "I don't even trust you. You didn't lift a finger inside Melazus, and now you're... what, a wizard? You went from a coward to an occultist brave enough to tamper with magic that kills men twice your size? How do I know you're not merely trying to discover how to duplicate whatever magic was performed here?"
While talking, Ephraim's voice had grown steadily sharper and more accusatory, and his right hand had seized one of his rhyming swords, with which he was now pointing directly at Alaric's chest from across the table. "I won't have it."
"Yes, let the halfling experiment with magic and let's see what happens, shall we? Do you honestly think that's a good idea, Landar? Or have we all already forgotten how it ruined Cyrabassis? There is absolutely no telling what might happen if we let Alaric have his way here."
Speaking directly to the halfling, Ephraim continued. "I don't even trust you. You didn't lift a finger inside Melazus, and now you're... what, a wizard? You went from a coward to an occultist brave enough to tamper with magic that kills men twice your size? How do I know you're not merely trying to discover how to duplicate whatever magic was performed here?"
While talking, Ephraim's voice had grown steadily sharper and more accusatory, and his right hand had seized one of his rhyming swords, with which he was now pointing directly at Alaric's chest from across the table. "I won't have it."
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