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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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If a mistake is so commonly made, it means that the distinction no longer has a meaningful function. Your/You're can (and just very well might) melt into a single word and it will not harm the language in any way. Your just being pedantic.


No, that would be retarded. The difference between you're and your is significant enough that merging the two is impractical. Every other European language has the same distinction. Just because native English speakers and ignorant foreigners keep making that mistake doesn't mean it's beneficial to the language.

"Honey, you're home!"

Versus

"Honey, your home!" "My home what?"
I'm a flaming extrovert and proud of it. Being alone is nice once or twice a year, but I get lonely quickly.
@Jbcool or/and @HankI know you said 1 character per player BUT I've noticed we have no astropath, a rather important role. It would give me something/someone to play during warp travel, and after particularly strenuous warp travel. Feel free to say no (obviously it's your game) but I am just asking


Feel free to fill out a sheet.
take that fucking hairdryer out of your ass
In Hey Spam 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@Awson

Please don't get behind me.

You know I'm self conscious about that angle.


Completely undeserved, I might add...
I didn't expect the whole "animation isn't a valid medium" schtick.


It's a valid medium alright. My point is that Spam isn't.

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Noted.

I appreciate your mindful contribution.


You're literally trying to have a conversation -- a serious conversation, even -- in Spam... about a cartoon.

i mean the fuck did you expect lMaO
Goddamn this thread is a trainwreck. You're all pathetic. Also your mothers are ugly.
As long as we can collectively keep up this pace, we're good.
"THE OMNISSIAH WILL REWARD YOUR COMPLIANCE," Gaelor said, inclining his head towards the Guardsman. He matched Safi's brisk pace and walked closely behind him, keeping a bionic eye on the hoodlums and other worthless vermin on the streets. Gaelor could hear faint gunfire and screams in the distance. He wasn't very fond of fighting and thought of it as a rather pointless exercise, especially when waged between flesh sacks among themselves. Gaelor understood the need to defend the Imperium against the daemon and the xeno well enough, but this? Utter nonsense.

It would, therefore, be nice to have someone watching his back to do the fighting for him, Gaelor reasoned. "YOU ARE NO LONGER IN ACTIVE SERVICE." It was a statement, not a question, and Gaelor didn't wait for a response. "MY OBJECTIVE IS TO MEET WITH A ROGUE TRADER IN ORDER TO BARGAIN FOR PASSAGE ON HIS VESSEL, WHICH DOCKED IN OUTPOST FIFTY-SEVEN'S ORBIT THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES AGO. I REQUEST THAT YOU ACCOMPANY ME TO THIS MEETING AS MY SKITARIUS." What is it the uninitiated call them? Oh yes, he thought to himself. "TECH-GUARD."

After a second of silence, Gaelor remembered that humans wanted currency for these things. "THERE WILL BE MONETARY COMPENSATION." Awaiting Safi's response, Gaelor glanced at his data slate to estimate their position. They were closing in on the station port now. Good thing, too, as the sound of gunfire and combat and general unpleasantness drew nearer behind them.
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