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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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Gregor listened silently as Loka talked, his hands clasped behind his back. His eyes occasionally meandered to find hers but he spent most of their walk looking straight ahead or at his feet. She didn't sound insane or particularly dangerous. Then again, it was always the ones that seemed the most normal that were the most dangerous. Gregor was surprised to learn that there were Montegardi living in Kopt and he idly wondered what it was they did there. It sounded like a strange place.

It wasn't until her question that he felt the need to say something. He looked her in the eye and frowned, a mildly bemused look on his face. He opened his mouth to say something and closed it again, unsure of what to answer. "I..." he began, paused, and chuckled. "Nobody has ever asked me that. Let's see. Most of my time is spent near Couronnesbourg, up north. It's a city surrounded by moors, marshes and wet farmland. Sometimes, at dawn, the grass is covered in dew and a thick mist blankets everything. The sun has to fight to be seen. It's very quiet then." He looked away and into the middle distance, picturing the scene. After a few seconds, he looked down at his feet again and smiled. "I suppose that's beautiful. What about you?"
Pretty sure I got all of them again.
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@DearTrickster Sounds like a plan.
Yeeeaah... sorry about the mess. Maulakanth is a messy eater.
The bar fight was rudely interrupted by the appearance of seven armored town guards. They looked ridiculous, Maulakanth decided, and he strongly considered bullrushing them, crossbows be damned. While he was weighing his options, his savage bloodthirst locked in a contest of willpower with his intellect, the situation was already changing. Apparently the town was under siege by centaurs. Centaurs? What the fuck? Maulakanth thought to himself, and the red mist cleared a little. The news was such an unexpected surprise that it pulled him out of his primal rage. The orc looked around the tavern, surveying the carnage. Cedric and Brynn were nearby, and mostly unharmed, but the orc didn't see any of his other companions. They must have gone outside already. Even the gigantic frost atronach had barely registered in the orc's mind during his rampage.

Considering there were just three of them now and it seemed like there was a way out of this for them yet, Maulakanth hesitantly lowered his swords. He briefly locked eyes with the captain, Renault, and nodded. He could kill centaurs. No problem. His beef wasn't with the guards anyway. Or at least... not yet. Most of the guards left, charging out onto the street, but three of them stayed behind. Among them was an Imperial whose crossbow didn't budge. "I don't care what the Captain says, you aren't going anywhere, orc. Murderous beasts like you don't deserve to live..." the Imperial said, his raspy voice clearly full of hatred. Maulakanth's subdued anger resurfaced and he exhaled sharply, his fingers gripping the knuckle-bowed hilts of his swords tightly. Before he could do anything, Cedric threw a tankard at the Imperial and the crossbow fired itself.

By all measures, Maulakanth was fast and possessed excellent reflexes, but he definitely wasn't fast enough to deflect or evade a high-speed projectile coming at him from less than fifteen feet away. The Imperial's aim had been thrown off by Cedric's tankard and the bolt fortunately didn't lodge itself in his eyesocket; instead, it was buried in Maulakanth's abdomen with a soft thud. Maulakanth grunted and dropped to one knee, keeping himself upright on the points of his swords. Intense pain flared in his gut and was almost immediately drowned out by the inhumanly powerful rush of adrenaline that flooded his body in response.

Maulakanth could hear Cedric call to him from miles away. "Don't fookin' kill them!" He had been prepared to forgive the Imperial for his words and be on his way to kill some centaurs, but there was no force in all of the realms, neither Mundus, Oblivion, nor Aetherius, that could stop Maulakanth's fury now. He was beyond reason. The Imperial's life was forfeit.

The scream that tore itself from Maulakanth's throat was monstrous. The Imperial guard barely had time to react; to his credit, he dropped his crossbow and reached for his sword-and-board quickly, but he wasn't fast enough. Propelled forward by every muscle in his body, Maulakanth raised his blades skyward and brought them down on -- and through -- the Imperial. An impressive spray of blood splattered across the ceiling. The two remaining guards bellowed, cursed and wasted no time in trying to avenge their fallen comrade. Maulakanth brandished his swords in response, greeting the guard's strikes with crimson orichalcum. These were trained warriors, though, wielding proper equipment, and Maulakanth was halfway drunk, wounded and beside himself with wrath. He was fast enough to keep up with the guards' initial assault -- sparks flew as the blades clashed, Maulakanth's braided hair whipped through the air, teeth were gritted -- but for how long?
@Hank There was a period where I wasn't on RPG at all. Unless you got banned before I discovered RPG, which was a few years ago, I think?


Probably before. I've been around since 2008 and I got banned somewhere in 2010 and returned in 2011, if I recall correctly.
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