A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks between the two and it finally sets in how his life is a joke.
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I honestly don't care what people think of me as long as a mutual respect can be reached to the extent of having fun with RP. :3
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Nothing to see, here.
I mostly find interest in... - Fantasy/medieval - SciFi/Futuristic - (post)Apocalypse scenarios (rarely) - Most combinations of anything on this list
Not a fan of... - Free rp - Most Anime Fandoms/historical/arena/slice-of-life/school
Curious regarding... - Steampunk/nation
Dead RPs I was in Children of Plunder Iron Rose Adventurers Welcome to Wonderland The Marauders The Hole: 1940's magic/noir/anthro The Far Away Land Tales From The Hole The Endless Halls dark fantasy Some non-fantasy space thread? Witch Hunter - Aldergard Transcendent: Darkness Rising (A Sci-Fi Roleplay) The Bloody Embrace: An institution for young killers Swords And Sorcery: The 5th Province Forest of Secrets Demons & Dragons - Act 2 Defenders of Lesavvo's Tomb And those are the ones I bothered to keep track of.
@knighthawk Oh, of course. Old dogs still know their old tricks, that's why they're more valuable alive than dead. That's why they get the comfy seats and beds in the king's court instead of a cot near the front lines. Not to say those jaws don't still have rows of nasty teeth in them as well as a grip of tricks and >10 different tactics on how to use them to make your life a living hell. (Character philosophy)
Also *high-five for Pathfinder* <3 the simplification of the multiclass system as well as making fighters viable in in later levels without the pressure to multiclass.
@knighthawk I'm guessing the chief battle-master is more of a title than anything. A veteran whose proven himself to the point where he doesn't have to prove himself any more...or so his appointers think. I'd imagine it'd get into the whole "Back in my prime, when I was allowed to be on the field instead of telling others what to do on the field..." kinda thing. Sad how age effects people.
Name: "Jericho Kaite" (Kaitra J. Elzbrn) Age: 45 (Equivalent to 25ish with the elven side) Height: 1.78m Weight: 61.2kg (not counting gear) Class: Knight Race: Half-elf (Human Father/Elf Mother)
Weapons & Equipment -Steel roundshield (blacksteel front with signs of a crest that had been pried out and filed down to unrecognizable scuffs) -Masterwork longsword -Silver Shortsword (sheathed in shield) -The remnants of The Black Knight of Ispar's Thornplate
Elvish Traits- Elves learn at a young age to substitute sleep with a type of meditation which requires less time than conventional sleep in order to feel well rested. Dim lighting poses little hindrance thanks to their eyes which rapidly adjust to light (pitch black is still pitch black).
Left-Handed - Most combat styles are meant to combat against right-handed wielders. The left-handed combat style can sometimes catch humanoid-type opponents off guard.
Hearty- Being born and raised in the cold of Ispar, Kaite has undergone strenuous sparring a is disciplined to shrug off most superficial injuries as well as a stark resiliency to cold. Kaite is surprisingly strong and agile for her build (You won't see her doing much acrobatics, but a 1v1 fight is greatly discouraged)
Bio: There began a legend that was whispered in the of Ispar some 15 years ago of a romance between a Human magician and an Elven blacksmith. That was the point when the tragedy began to come to light, and the good people of that frozen town woke up to the tale I intend to tell...
I remember watching mother train father with the sword. Sometimes the bark of wooden swords upon each other would wake me in the morning and I would watch their dance. He wasn't much, physically, heh...but he loved to cheat. With his magic, that is... Love bound them, even after my brother was killed by the guard over petty theft. I didn't see much of father after that, and one day, he simply never returned. Mother told me that he had left to settle the score with the man who put my brother up to the task. Soon afterwards, she wished for me to let her train me to be as good of a knight as father had come to be, so that I may use it to good unto the world where evil would manifest as your friend from birth... I'd received my fair share of lumps and scratches from training, but I wore them like a tabard. I knew what I was doing, and so did the guard who thought I could benefit more from 'proper' training. Unlike my classmates, my first kill didn't come until it was far too late for me to learn the weight of my actions.
There was a rumor of a man clad in ebony black steel who wielded both sword and magic to accost students who hoped to make pilgrimage to the universities of Ispar. Convinced that the lead I had was solid, I hunted the rogue knight. I was certain, at first, that is was just a spook story of a bandit chieftain...until I was knee deep in my men's blood and charred remains. Every swing the man took was deliberate and calculated, though I was never harmed; a mistake I capitalized on...and a mistake on my end which proved to be my own undoing. There did lie in the suit of steel, my father. I was so foolish, barely over myself to be able to hear anything he said. Angry, ashamed...I rejected him in the moment. I'm sure he had a reason for his actions. Rage against the town and wanting to ward off travelers in the hopes to cripple the economy? Senile descent? Inlaced evil? Some combination? Before I could collect myself enough to ask, he was gone...leaving me in a field of scarlet-stained snow and a half tattered suit of my father's armor. I stole what I could...and that's how the song truly ends, as I fled for Alvion with the gold wrenched from the frozen figures of the already cold corpses...and enough shame that I feared the ship would simply sink from the burden I had since come to terms with...mostly. The armor is a constant reminder. Of also, the mother who's thought the last of her family dead at the hands of her insane husband. Her travels from port would lead Kaite through various odd jobs dealing with bandits along the way where her craft was more thoroughly honed.
@Dynamo Frokane Essentially. Its a bit more complicated than that, though.
Relevant to dnd standards, what would be the "level" limit to our characters' powers? (assuming you know dnd standards >_> (1-20(1 being any jobber who knows how to do what they do enough to affiliate with a 'class', 20 being kicking down deity's doors and demanding rent)))
Too many ships will clog the harbor. Best get your papers in order before setting sail... *Noisily straitens papers and tips glasses down to look over the rim with one eye*
... How do our characters "have" the gear we start with? Not get, have.
I'm just going to 'out with it'. I wanted to make a runaway duke of sorts who (I don't know enough about the plot or how to combat amnesia through pre-character building) came to the land with relatively standard gear for all practical purposes.
I just wanted to play Dad-guy. :T The habit for caring for his people when he was driven from his land turning into fatherly instinct. (Solid physical, no magic)
How op is a greatsword forged with rippling alloys of unknown foreign metals with a silver etching in a floral design running up the flat of the blade?
Not magical, just expensive to make and hinting to regality of some sort.
Also: What is the policy on multiple characters, since the OOC has 20 openings...
Nothing to see, here.
[B][u]I mostly find interest in...[/u][/b]
- Fantasy/medieval
- SciFi/Futuristic
- (post)Apocalypse scenarios (rarely)
- Most combinations of anything on this list
[b][u]Not a fan of...[/u][/b]
- Free rp
- Most Anime Fandoms/historical/arena/slice-of-life/school
[b][u]Curious regarding...[/u][/b]
- Steampunk/nation
[u][B]Dead RPs I was in[/b][/u]
[color=gray][s]Children of Plunder[/s]
[s]Iron Rose Adventurers[/s]
[s]Welcome to Wonderland[/s]
[s]The Marauders[/s]
[s]The Hole: 1940's magic/noir/anthro[/s]
[s]The Far Away Land[/s]
[s]Tales From The Hole[/s]
[s]The Endless Halls dark fantasy[/s]
[s]Some non-fantasy space thread?[/s]
[s]Witch Hunter - Aldergard[/s]
[s]Transcendent: Darkness Rising (A Sci-Fi Roleplay)[/s]
[s]The Bloody Embrace: An institution for young killers[/s]
[s]Swords And Sorcery: The 5th Province[/s]
[s]Forest of Secrets[/s]
[s]Demons & Dragons - Act 2[/s]
[s]Defenders of Lesavvo's Tomb[/s]
And those are the ones I bothered to keep track of.[/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Nothing to see, here.<br><br><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-u">I mostly find interest in...</span></span><br>- Fantasy/medieval<br>- SciFi/Futuristic<br>- (post)Apocalypse scenarios (rarely)<br>- Most combinations of anything on this list<br><br><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-u">Not a fan of...</span></span><br>- Free rp<br>- Most Anime Fandoms/historical/arena/slice-of-life/school<br><br><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-u">Curious regarding...</span></span><br>- Steampunk/nation<br><br><span class="bb-u"><span class="bb-b">Dead RPs I was in</span></span><br><font color="gray"><span class="bb-s">Children of Plunder</span><br><span class="bb-s">Iron Rose Adventurers</span><br><span class="bb-s">Welcome to Wonderland</span><br><span class="bb-s">The Marauders</span><br><span class="bb-s">The Hole: 1940's magic/noir/anthro</span><br><span class="bb-s">The Far Away Land</span><br><span class="bb-s">Tales From The Hole</span><br><span class="bb-s">The Endless Halls dark fantasy</span><br><span class="bb-s">Some non-fantasy space thread?</span><br><span class="bb-s">Witch Hunter - Aldergard</span><br><span class="bb-s">Transcendent: Darkness Rising (A Sci-Fi Roleplay)</span><br><span class="bb-s">The Bloody Embrace: An institution for young killers</span><br><span class="bb-s">Swords And Sorcery: The 5th Province</span><br><span class="bb-s">Forest of Secrets</span><br><span class="bb-s">Demons & Dragons - Act 2</span><br><span class="bb-s">Defenders of Lesavvo's Tomb</span><br>And those are the ones I bothered to keep track of.</font><br><br><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/6IdMp-H9vhA?theme=dark" frameborder="0" width="496" height="279" allowfullscreen></iframe><br><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Why can't my arms hold all these bunnehs!?">Why can't my arms hold all these bunnehs!? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="http://pre00.deviantart.net/8722/th/pre/i/2015/303/e/9/58_by_deadmanjackalope-d9expi4.png" /><br>I like rabbits...shut up! ;>_></div></div></div></div>