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  • Old Guild Username: Hawlin
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Recent Statuses

1 yr ago
Current Alright. Imma head out...
3 yrs ago
Still waiting for Godot...
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8 yrs ago
Waiting for Godot...
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9 yrs ago
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks between the two and it finally sets in how his life is a joke.
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9 yrs ago
I honestly don't care what people think of me as long as a mutual respect can be reached to the extent of having fun with RP. :3
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Bio

Nothing to see, here.

I mostly find interest in...
- Fantasy/medieval
- SciFi/Futuristic
- (post)Apocalypse scenarios (rarely)
- Most combinations of anything on this list

Not a fan of...
- Free rp
- Most Anime Fandoms/historical/arena/slice-of-life/school

Curious regarding...
- Steampunk/nation

Dead RPs I was in
Children of Plunder
Iron Rose Adventurers
Welcome to Wonderland
The Marauders
The Hole: 1940's magic/noir/anthro
The Far Away Land
Tales From The Hole
The Endless Halls dark fantasy
Some non-fantasy space thread?
Witch Hunter - Aldergard
Transcendent: Darkness Rising (A Sci-Fi Roleplay)
The Bloody Embrace: An institution for young killers
Swords And Sorcery: The 5th Province
Forest of Secrets
Demons & Dragons - Act 2
Defenders of Lesavvo's Tomb
And those are the ones I bothered to keep track of.




Most Recent Posts

Kaite's expression froze, the joking emotion washed from his face as he had to do his part to follow up on the statement. The inquisitive mind would immediately question his aversion to stay with the group, and an observant mind would understand though ask why he wanted to be tasked with securing the opening in security. With all of this, he found his tongue tied into knots. Every inch of him knew or assumed he could confide in Darius, but the risk of being asked questions...
It was a simple question that came out as joking as Kaite had proposed it, but the joke worked a bit of himself to consider what exactly he was proposing.

"A leader...?" Kaite whispered into his reflection in his mirror, the scene actually taking place a day later after he had ungracefully trailed off in the shared laugh with Darius before pretty much walking off without a word. His reflection cocked an eyebrow, leaning forward and tilting an ear in his direction, expectantly.
Vaht do you vahnt from me...?
I need you to need me.

Kaite set the mirror down, rubbing his eyes before getting up from his kneeling position to check that the chair was securely wedged to hold the door shut. He wasn't sure what he was so afraid of, but paranoia was starting to win the fight after almost 60 hours without sleep. He hadn't come out of the room for any longer than it took him to snag something from the mess hall when nobody else was around, leaving his 'plan' to stagnate in the array of notes he'd taken while researching as much as he could about the mission. He only took the time to try to sleep on the day before the mission.

A series of rumors sprung up of some kind of creature lurking the armory at the same time a repeating hand-crossbow and a compound armored bodysuit went missing...as well as odd scraping sounds coming from the new recruits' section of the barracks that stopped when a few new recruits had been woken up by it and tried to investigate. Breakfast-table discussion included speculations that one of the new recruits was a cannibal that only found time during the night to skin their victims, and other suggestions claimed that the recruit barracks were haunted by the vengeful spirits of insane recruits that were sent to their deaths on their first missions...or something in between.

~The morning of the mission~

Kaite munched on a potato he'd requested the machine servers in the mess hall to inject with an egg and simply bake that way. He was the first one at the submersible docks by a long shot, having been forced to wait until the alarm went out to even be let through the bulkhead. He didn't risk repercussions from hacking the door controls, though he poked at the system defenses from different angles until cracking a few authorization codes which led him to the 'open bulkhead' options. Certain alarms would go off if the button had been pressed, but he treated it more like the way anyone else would see a phone game.

The first one on, he found a spot near the back, taking two seats with himself and the small violin case. The instrument was left back in his room and it was assumed that the case was the closest/only thing he had to a luggage bag/chest. The air-tight box contained his shortsword, his axe bandolier, a single change of clothes and room enough for his new prize...a pump-action repeating hand crossbow which he had across his lap with one leg crossed over the other.
Clad in the armored bodysuit with his usual attire folded on top of his 'luggage' save for a pair of white short-shorts and middrift-exposing tight white t-shirt which he wore with "füd." printed on the front. Obviously stolen or old...but not for men although he didn't seem to care in the slightest. It would be quite revealing if not for the aforementioned bodysuit which went to far as to even cover his otherwise bare feet, his boots sitting on their side on the pile.
All the while, he eyed up the spring system of the small clip to the crossbow while gently feeding eerily whitish-tan bolts into it and popping them out as he went to assure himself that the system wouldn't jam.

His ears were relaxed, almost limp, keying into one of the only things truly out of place from the equation other than the shadows he did not have under his eyes...was the tiny spikes of where his antlers once were, the new growth already showing signs of whittling. He slid a clip into place, aiming the device at the floor for safety measures as he noticed Darius and Tas enter the sub. He took hold of the side-handle with his right hand and noisily cocking the weapon with a powerful motion before bracing it against his shoulder and grabbing the string, pushing the trigger with his pinkie and leaning close to watch while gently sliding a bolt out the end with a thoughtful "Huh..."

He proceeded to dislodge the clip and feed the still-good bolt back into the clip, repeating the ejection ritual while offering a wave to Tas and Darius, his ears perking up. "Sleep vell...?" He joked, heavy on the deadpan as he judged their appearances, showing confidence with the lack of people around them.
@Song Book
Ooookaaaayyy...
Sorry about your not-broken phalanges. Glad it's/they're not broken. *thumbs up*

Edit: A question came up directed towards Kingfisher in regards to the setting. What season is it? Failing in their direct input, given the circumstances, what should the season be?
Yeesh, it happens ;T
Karma is a fickle door-wielding mistress. I've lost a thumbnail over a hammer incident. The classic "You should see the other guy" or "I was mowing the lawn and the phone rang" usually suffices, but I suppose that's just 'Minnesota Nice' working in my favor ;P
Yeesh. You could always rock the goth look with thin gloves that have offset fingers. :x
If you don't mind me asking, what'd you hit/slam your thumb with/in?
@Song Book
*shrug* I didn't expect it from anyone, really. I just like to write and got impatient. ^^;

Nice to hear about the thumb, curious what you mean about the nail polish, though.
Figured someone had to post and I always have fuel for monologues since I technically play two characters.

Ssshhhhh

Im a hairy potato under the couch ready to surprise a welcome hand with my tender feely hairy appendeges.... Shhh~!


<~<;
@agentmanatee
It was a rough night when I typed that. I was still frustrated because I thought things were picking back up, but beating people up when life or loss of motivation gets in the way would make me one hell of a hypocrit.
I'm sorry agent, I just wanted to see more of you. ;x
*clings to*
Kaite blinked in slight disbelief after the nameless figures left. He was starting to notice a pattern. With the twitch of a finger, the man known as Marcel Beauchée appeared on his arm. He couldn't explain how the person looked familiar, but there were probably a million other humans that looked just as stupid that he might've seen in his time people watching back home.
Home...
Zeis iz home, now.
Unt zehy are my family?
Hey! Don't give me zeht look!
Vee haf been over zeis...

With another light flicking motion, the mission notes scrolled up to take the place of the man's face. I had no interest in the woman whom I found repulsive; getting into so much trouble over being so fake that her very existence was- do zeh szink vere you put imagery into your verds! Iz mine favourite part of your monologues~
...Likened to a puppet with all of her parts coming with strings and complimentary plastic plates. To top it, we were expected to threaten a man's family so that we can more easily get to his employer and ruin his livelihood.
Oh tch, look at him and his record. He'll get over it.

Before he knew it, Kaite was already panning through the bodyguard's information as well as his daughter, having no recollection of having changed files. He decided to roll with it as he glanced back up at Darius. "Zeis isn't like making a spooky phone call. If he knew zeht vee knew, everyszink vould fall apart..." he mused, an ear twitching as he subconsciously reached for the empty space which was once inhabited by his sandwich. Frowning at the realization, he instead stood and took his and Darius' empty trays to the return counter.
In all honesty, Kaite was greatly disturbed by their mission. It wasn't just the target or the client which he despised equally for their sins, but the idea of so quickly going back to a megaclinic was something he had no intention of doing. Not for any reason or any amount of money would it ever be pleasant. The mere consideration of even hearing reference to another butcher-clone pit was enough to make him nauseous with a flicker of an anxiety attack. He hung by the trash, recomposing himself.
He knew that he had a plan involving his involvement with the mission, but it would very easily be the worst idea in his life.

...Maybe I should be in charge of procuring the daughter.

The job would be easy enough, hang around and make sure she doesn't escape and then make a call to 'daddy dearest' when the job goes down. Maybe give her a little cut for motivation to be extra convincing when explaining that he'd kill her if he didn't let the suspicious interns off his boss.
I love zeht little glint in your eye vehn you know you haf to be bad~
Maybe I can verk him into helpink us vith zeh promise of my pay, iz not like I need zeh money since room and board iz free. I may not need to hurt her...
Zehr you go, ruiningk a good thing...
You honestly believe zeht iz zee hard part?

Kaite's attention was obviously on the rest of the group as if expecting them to devolve back to snarling animals at the first chance they could get. He wondered if they even had thoughts about the mission, since they still had a few days to work out their problems and undoubtedly cause more along the way.
But no, the problem wasn't with trying to get them to cooperate. It was with starting. What would he say? 'Oh, sup dudes! I have just the perfect idea about threatening people's jobs and family health!

Ehh... I see vaht you mean.
I'm probably goink to try and talk to zehm, individually.
Here's to hopink zeht you have enough time...
Best get started.

Kaite rested his hand on his chair as he caught himself staring, silently hoping they hadn't noticed. Turning his attention back to Darius, he offered a small 'ehem' before saying, "So...dude...I haf just zee perfect idea regardink kidnappink a girl unt threatenink her father."
He'd composed the words to sound facetiously sarcastic, an attempt at humor to make light of the situation and coincidentally, break the ice.
That post is probably not going to be up, today...
We're hiding behind the couch and all going to jump out and surprise Kingfisher when they get back ;x

But nawh, I'm kinda just waiting for stuff to reply to.
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