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I love it when I catch up on my posting.
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If you take college seriously, it opens doors. Harvard and Hopkins makes it easier, but you can do well anywhere.
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Prefer to brainstorm on Discord for that reason.
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Windows 10 is very much like a German prison camp guard, "Ah, I see you are tryink to escape work fifteen minutes early, Herr Colonel Hogan, here ist an update zat vill stall you!"
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Scorched Sand - 1949



The route to Indochina ran through Sidi bel Abbes, Algeria, the home of the Legion. Here the desperate, the lost, the disgraced came to enlist in a place where they could start anew, albeit in a spartan and dangerous life. Here, in the desert sun of Africa, they drilled and sweated, learning the harsh discipline of the Legion...as taught by veterans of the Wehrmacht. It was continually amusing to Saul that he never heard the cadence being counted in German, and he was learning French like the others. He hid that he knew certain languages -- if they'd known that he'd been in the Desert before, that he knew Arabic, he'd be permanently assigned here. If they knew he spoke Hebrew, he'd have blonde-haired, blue-eyed Hun killers trying to slit his throat.

The blame died hard with them. They'd lost their country, lost their dream of Blood and Honor. Their madman blew his brains out in the bunker and they were humiliated. The Soviets overran them and they were forced to throw themselves at the knees of the Yankees and the Brits to save themselves from Stalin's mercies.

From there, the French, vengeful but lusting to regain their pride, took what they could in the way of experienced combat troops, because the war lit a match to the fuse -- the colonies were no longer content to be such. He knew the burn, because he'd fought for the Holy Land. A fight in the Galilee in 1948 against Arab Liberation Army troops commanded by a German mercenary. The "advisor," an ex-SS man set him on the trail. He'd blown the man's brains out coldly at midday among the bodies after he'd made the man talk and tell him what he knew of Bergfalk. He'd gotten lucky, the man knew Bergfalk.

The Sabra officer in command of his platoon had been amazed at the efficacy of the interrogation, the way Saul handed the man a cigarette and even found a beer for the German, treating him with Tommy-style civility as he asked him questions, in German, lightly about old acquaintances. His lieutenant was paralyzed by the sudden pull of the trigger, but unwilling to face the cold Pole that'd just done it, but he shrugged it off. The survivors of Europe had their reasons. No one particularly mourned the corpse in the desert, eyes staring up into the Holy Land's sun. Leaving the man alive would have created too many uncomfortable questions anyway. The UN was watching, after all, even if they were as powerless as the British Empire to really stop this.

He'd been in the desert many times. Here in Algeria, Jerusalem, the Galilee hills, the Libyan desert, and the heat did not harm him. He was still young, because he'd grown up in war, lying about his age to join it, but he was a veteran. He wasn't alone in that, and he adapted quickly enough to the French drill. He was complimented on his presentation, a legacy of Gordon Barracks' intense training in the manual of arms, and though he sweated through his khakis like the rest, he didn't burn in this sun like the newer recruits did. He'd come already tanned.

The Germans were the senior NCO's now, but they spoke their accented French. The kids of the last war were coming of age in countries still devastated by it and were seeking a way out of places like Italy, a combat-wracked husk of a country that depended on food aid, or the East Bloc, where some had no home to go left to. The Germans did not entirely run the Legion, there were Spanish Republicans and other old guard types in the NCO ranks and French officers. The Gendarmes were not Germans, and they helped keep the order. They looked for reason to bust German Legionnaires and Legionnaires in general, when they were out on leave in Sidi bel Abbes or Algiers.

But there were no questions asked and old disputes were carefully and studiously avoided. He endured the training and bided his time, because he'd asked questions of the Germans here about Bergfalk, describing him rather than naming him, and got quite a bit from that. He knew where to go, the 4th Regiment, and he went about securing a billet there. The training Captain, Dubois, was going to be taking command over there, and he was impressed with Saul and Saul, in turn, told him stories of Oosterbeek and the Sicily when they were off duty; they were Allies, in more than one sense of the word. It earned him a promise to be promoted to corporal as soon as possible and an ally among the French officer corps...

"Deux! Présenter les armes!"

He could drill in the merciless sun for another month before being shipped off. The German NCO's that'd been there told tales of how it was. He noted the tactical advice and took the threat seriously, but he was more fatalistic about the fighting, but so were most of the recruits who'd tasted the second world war growing up. He'd been to Hell before. He knew what it was like.

Whatever it took to find the man responsible for killing his family.



Water helped, but the injection into his IV line helped more.

With the shot of morphine came the mish-mash of words when he went back under from the sleep. The muttering was disjointed, but the memories came through in snippets of conversation. He talked in his sleep -- lots of people relived their trauma in their sleep in this generation. People who had been in camps, in wars.

"Wo ist er?" he murmured. Where is he? At least he spoke clearly now, but he was out of it, disjointed conversation simmering up from the opiate warmth, his respite from the pain.

Slap a coat of red on it and go mud-boggin' in an Eldar Maiden World. Yeehaw!
Camo it up and add a pair of trucknutz and a storm bolter. Boom.



(Then the orks are asking, 'Ow abouts we paint it red?')
Name: Clayton Robert Blevins Jr.
Age: 18
Gender: Yer goddamn right he's a cowboy.
Height: Six foot.
Weight: One ninety seven.

Speciality:
Accuracy, even by the standards of his yee-hawing, 'hey y'all watch THIS!' planet. He hits what he's aiming at every time. In addition to his tobacco spitting skills, he's also mighty handy with a rifle, but his ability to land tobacco where he aims it is pretty unnatural. Someone reported him to a commissar as a potential psyker. That pissed Cleet-Bob off. It was found to be a total lie of course, that's all skill, no Nurgle, though Papa Nurgle no doubt smiles fondly upon Cleet Bob's spitting skills.


Appearance:


He wears a beard and a moustache. If someone were asked to describe him, it'd be 'tall, dark and devoid of deep thought.' In addition to the uniform, he has a duster coat that he brought along just in case the weather is bad wherever they go. His hat is also a genuine Smetson, not that issue junk. It's a far cry from what a Cadian looks like, but at least his skivvies and socks are in camo (realtree), right?


Other Appearance:
There's a round scar on his bicep from a bullet entry wound, and a funny story to go with that one.


Personality:
"What the heyll kinda question is that? You must be a special kind of stupid there." (10)


History:
Clayton comes from a prosperous cattle baron family in West Texanis, one of those extended clans that has a lot of the land that's been sub-divided up among cousins but is run by the head of the family like a business. So there was almost no reason to leave family land except for school and hey, there was still plenty of work to do back home. His part of Texanis is particularly rural. They don't always get into politics, but Blevinses have been there for all sort of events; it was a Blevins (his grandfather), for example, that (along with half the planet) shot that carpet-baggin' sumbitch Rogue Trader that was about to set himself up all high and mighty on Texanis and announcing it. That dog just don't hunt.

So, by the time Cleet-Bob got there, they were teaching Human History in the classroom, which was a blood-soaked saga of combat and enemies all around. Sort of like Texanis History Class, but with Alien Space Communists, Alien Hippies, Alien Hooligans and really Alien Aliens. On the day he spoke to the recruiter at Texanis A&M University, Cleet Bob's reaction was, "You mean you want us to sign on up and go to brand new worlds and scrap with all these things we've never even seen before?"

"Yes. It's a terrible place, but the Emprah sacrificed himself..."

"Well hell, sign me up! Those Tau sound like some really snooty sumbitches, think they're good eatin?"


Gear:
Peacebreaker autopistol, Gorgemaker shotgun and a sabre. Also, he brought along his dogs. A couple of Texanis Mastiffs; Taylor and Pierce.


Gear Personalization:
The biggest modification that Cleet-Bob has is the shotgun. He's added some leather and some wood-carving to the stock for a better grip, and the sling is designed to make it comfortable and easy to use while riding. Most notably, it has a Texanis A&M logo prominently displayed. He's so enamored of making a Tau into food that he's calling his sabre "Sashimi" and is keeping it that dang sharp.
"Kriegistani? Is that some kinda dang alien space commie?"

Edit: Character's good to go, right?
Maybe the Tau are LSU.

I pray to god we're gonna fight Tau. The Ethereals will have nothing to work with. The Orks and these guys might be a little too much of a meeting of like and like. "Deez hoomies iz kinda like us!"
<Snipped quote by HeySeuss>

These guys are footsloggers, but we will see rough riders and ranchers. Troop transport carriers are pickup trucks though, and atmospheric craft are Apache's and Blackhawks.

@Jbcool you're the sheriff to my mayor in case my knowledge falls horribly short for some reason.


Okay. Well, just warning everyone, Cleet Bob is putting a pair of trucknutz with the Texanis A&M logo on it.
Since I'm throwing in now that I've got a pardner, I was wondering...uh, what sort of beast are they riding? Because I'm imagining that it needs to be a cross between a horse and a monster pickup truck.
Use the Force



Shan was the new guy, but he was where he needed to be; the cockpit. Black Leader called out the orders, down from Lightning Leader, and he carried them out, even as he slipped into the strange mode of focus that allowed him to feel the minute yawing and pitching of his craft and to adjust in a fine hand. He came from Intruder to Black with a combat record to show for himself, so he'd gotten a minimal 'new guy' treatment from his new squadronmates, but there was a distance. Tum shook his hand before they launched, and they wished each other luck, but there was still a degree of fear that Shan could pick up from his wingman. On a datafile, Shan looked great, but there was always room for doubt. He was hardly the only new guy in there; Black had a number of rookies. Tum was way more relieved than some of the others, including Black-6 who was frazzled. It would have made more sense to spread Shan out with a rookie and Tum with a rookie, but there was an organizational scheme and tactical thinking Shan wasn't privy to.

"Black 2-8, nominal," he called out his status report in turn with everyone else.

He had gloves on the control yoke, fitted just so, so that sweat wouldn't cause them to bunch up, so they'd grip no matter what without depriving him of too much tactile sense. The hum of the engines was a familiar and comforting environment after time spent on the Keep, however briefly, getting used to a different sort of operation. TIEs were also familiar; he knew how to fight TIE's. You took the turns tight, you cut engines at the right time, turned fast, hit the engines again. You kept range between you and a TIE, you used shielding to outlast them, and, above all, you tried to maintain a vertical angle on them, out of their line of sight and hoping that you could shift them into the barrels of your guns in a pass. That was if decisively engaged in space combat maneuvering.

You also expected to get scratched. You anticipated the shields being able to take the hit when the time came. You nursed power levels, trying to squeeze that bit of power to the weapons, engine or shields as required. Black-6 didn't come from that school, but Shan was used to manipulating power levels, he'd done it all through his childhood as a swoop-rider and in other situations. He let the instinct guide his hands. The CO wasn't watching now.

It wasn't as easy as it sounded, Imperial fighter pilots were tough, highly trained professionals. The Rebellion had extremely good natural talents, but anyone that didn't pay attention to the ebb and flow of the battle, that didn't keep their head, check the rear (he mounted mirrors inside his canopy to help that) could get jumped. This was a fight where skills and awareness counted, because the craft had their advantages and disadvantages. The TIE did not forgive pilot error or tactical mistakes, it demanded excellence from its pilots. The X-wing was designed to provide buffers for gifted amateurs. Pilot skills determined outcome.

In the zone, Shan had the razor's awareness of cutting through space and the sudden sensation of danger.

"2-7, tail. Swat starboard." Shan barely felt the presence, looked into his rearviews and saw the danger coming in; a TIE on his tail. The shots were already coming as he was entering the roll, a moment later would have taken down his shields. He dropped his thrust back, giving Tum a clear line of fire on the tango. Tum gave the TIE a precise series of four rapid blasts, which lead to the disintegration of a TIE in vacuum-silence. He covered Tum from a lagging position to make sure that the Imperials didn't jump his wingman while he was taking care of business.

Shan never really told anyone, but he didn't have time to look down at the scopes and find the threat on sensors. It was a wasted motion so often. The habit gave him a bad reputation in flight school, but mattered a lot less in the real world of starfighter combat, where the results counted more than the process.

Suddenly, the world was awash in TIE/LN's. The tactic was to swarm with the rapid little craft, and the antidote to that was to push thrust and find the edges of the combat zone. An X-wing that stayed mixed in would lose shields and be beaten out by the more agile TIE's. You used the shields to break early and move to the outskirts and then dive back in for a pass.

One rookie didn't get it and started to take hits, "1-4," Black 6 thundered, "break now."

The name of the game was longevity. An X-wing pilot had to be patient in a fight with a TIE, but patience was hard for a brand new pilot. Shan rode the fringes of the fight to the port and rear of his wingman, Tum, watching for the next opportunity to make a pass. Other pairs were doing the same thing, trying to keep the TIE's on their inside, rather than letting them get spread out where they could turn, maneuver and take more advantage of their craft's natural abilities. The idea was to contain them and provide cover for the Keep. The A-wings, further out, were meant to run down anything that really got away, because they could match the acceleration. The X-wings were keeping the larger bulk of the enemy force pinned, leaving the A-wings to hunt freely over a much larger range. You didn't want the A-wings tied down too much, that wasn't the best use of their design.

One started to break, and the moment felt wrong. The angle looked good -- ah, the TIE had two more in support, they were baiting the X-wings. The instinct to hold off and wait put him in the position behind the two and the third, but Tum didn't catch it and was out of position when Shan dropped to engage.

He had three ahead of him and a not even split second on how to do it without getting overwhelmed when he started shooting. The solution was counter-intuitive to a lot of X-wing pilots but struck Shan as the right thing to do; decrease shield power, increase thrust and weapon charge. He blasted one in a series of shots. The second one tried to out-turn him as TIE's often could, but was at such a velocity that he was slower on the turn. Shan burst out blaster-cannon fire on #2, a full-charge that let him completely finish the TIE. He broke fast to avoid #3's attempt to catch him and make him pay, using every ounce of thrust, causing the craft to shudder from the degree of performance the engines and powerplant were pushed, to put himself back in the 'safe-zone' of the X-wing cordon. He climbed hard.

They were, patiently, whittling down the enemy reaction force, keeping them off the Keep and the grunts. In many operations, the intent was to quickly get in, hit and get out before they could be caught, but here the idea was to keep the Imperials busy. And, of course, survive if possible.

Someone else got #3, but Shan had no idea, nor did he care. He was already looking for the next opportunity.

So I started one, but the reality is that I am having a hard time keeping up with my current RP's and need to focus on that. However, if @Noxious throws in or something, I'll finish the WIP.

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