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3 yrs ago
Current A Perpetual Motion Engine of Anxiety and Self-Loathing

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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Most Recent Posts

Green Lanterns as a plain clothes "detective force" of the larger Nova intergalactic police department.
Nobody wins when people play Gambit...
When did we start talking about Cable?
Let's not act like Kyle isn't preferable to Hal...
Time to take my loss out on Jimmy and force him to marry an ape...
Moon Knight is being applied for... and would have been taken if @Hound55 would finish his damn sample. So technically, you can still challenge him for that.

The rest I believe are entirely unspoken for.


Somehow a birthday turned into two days of my time. It's a birthday, not a week! Who the Hell does my wife think she is, Dennis Rodman?!
I had secondary plans to play as a Black Panther who is desperately trying to get his money out of Wakanda but just needs to borrow a bank account in order to do that, but would happily give you 10% of all money transferred...
*Sigh*

Guess I'd better stop storing my credit card details and PINs here...
I assumed the Internet just discovered Byrd posts here.
<Snipped quote by Inkarnate>

Because I have low-self esteem and use irony and self-deprecation as a barrier that nobody, not even my wife, can break through all the way.

a-duh


Don't steal my profile. The second the site's security measures go down...
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