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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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Earlier...


Icon and Lyger both looked to Iron Knight and his passenger. Icon nodded in acknowledgement to his statement but wasted little time in going after Nightmare, while Lyger looked to end things with Bathory. The last time Lyger had met this woman, he had been hesitant to hit her, however, due to the new allegiances she has formed since their last meeting, that would no longer be an issue.

The bloodthirsty young woman focused on the shattered remnants of her demonic metallic constructs, and as she did so, the shards began to levitate and take on the same demonic shapes as the previous constructs. However, before she could direct them at any targets, Lyger bounded toward her, landing a hard right hand across her jaw, knocking her to the ground. She hit the ground with a thud, and with her mental connection to the constructs broken, they fell harmlessly to the concrete.

“Stay down.” Lyger told her as he bound her hands with a set of cuffs, then set out to face off with the skeletal figure known as Cannibal King.

Dennis, feeling somewhat overwhelmed and underqualified for this fight with only limited training in his role as the next Aquilifer, decided to focus on keeping the crowd safe from the powerhouse fight that was beginning to break out. Using the Golden Rod he scooped away bystanders with basic energy constructs and attempted to lend a hand with brief shields and blasts where he saw necessary.

This was tough enough for him. It turns out superhuman fights happen extremely fast, and his reflexes still weren't fast enough that he could lend an efficient hand instinctively.

“Aquilifer?! I thought you died?” One of the people asked as Dennis, unaware that he was referring to his brother. The Golden Rod had always had a way of protecting the identity of its wielder.

“I got better.” Dennis mumbled back.

“What was that?”

“Don't worry about it.” He said, as he dropped the citizen off behind cover and flew back into the fray.

“Freeze it there…”

The image of the Aquilifer soaring across the Lost Haven skyline to re-engage the Nightmarish foursome a few months ago held on the courtroom tv screen, static crackling at the edges of the frame.

“Officer Walsh, can you identify the man currently on screen?”

Officer Walsh moved uncomfortably in his seat, looking for a way out, before thinking of an answer.

“No. I can’t make out the person’s face.”

The defense attorney smirked, “Cute, Offi--”

“Ms Paulsen,” the judge boomed, “this is an appeal, we can do without the grandstanding and editorial, don’t you agree?”

“Yes, your Honour. I apologize for my response to Officer Walsh’s clearly evasive answer. The video clearly displays the Aquilifer, who was the victim of the initial charge. You’ll note the timestamp on the footage, which along with news of this specific metahuman altercation we can pin down to occurring in the last few months… considerably more recent than the few years prior date my client was SUPPOSED to have murdered the victim...”

“Your honour he’s not dressed the same and you can’t make out--”

“OFFICER WALSH! I trust you don’t need to be reminded of the rules in this court…”

“No, your Honour--”

“Good. The court finds the appeal valid. With the initial murder victim alive, that charge will be dropped and the remaining charges pertaining to lewd public conduct will also be dropped on time served. Ms Paulsen, your client is free to go.”

“No!”

A remote clicked and the television went black.

“NO! This isn’t right!” Dennis repeated.

“I know. But that’s sometimes how the law is for people like us, it seems.” Alan reassured. His aging face wrinkled even further in contemplation.

“We catch them, they go to court, they go to prison, they get out, we catch them all over again…” Alan mused.

“Don’t!” Said Dennis. “Don’t act like this is the same. Now that she’s out on appeal, you know the other two won’t be far behind… and don’t act like they’re just the same as any number of costumed bank robbers that you dealt with back in the day.”

“Well, they were trying to rob an armoured van.”

“None of your costumed clowns murdered you and publicly sodomized your corpse with sex toys on live television.”

“I know what they did…” Dennis’ grandfather fell quiet.

“None of your rogues had that little ‘gimmick’ going for them. Who the hell does that?”

“Apparently Miz Demeanor and the Fel-honeys do that. I know it’s a far cry from anything I used to deal with, but it does play into that whole S and M, dominatrix sex gimmick thing they have going for them. The question is, how are we going to get you to stop them before they wreak too much chaos again.”

Dennis looked horrified.

“They KILLED Sean! You want me to go after them when they killed Sean! Have you not noticed that Sean was a Hell of a lot better at this than me?”

“They did. He made a mistake and they did. He underestimated them, and before he could turn the tables on them, they had too much control of the situation and they killed him.” Alan said.

“But think about what they’re doing to other people now that they’re free again. You know their temperament. Can you see the three of them fading quietly away into law-abiding lives.”

“...no.” Dennis replied somberly.

“No. They’re too big, bold and brash to ever go quietly once they’re out in the world. So we have to figure out where they’ll next strike and bring them down once again.”

“We didn’t bring them down last time…”

“I know.” Said the old man.

Dennis went into sullen thought.

“OK. But on one condition.”

“What’s that?”

“I never again have to hear you say the words ‘S and M’, ‘dominatrix’ or ‘sex’...”

* * * * *


Last week...


The Aquilifer soared across the Lost Haven skyline clutching the Golden Rod, his leather flight jacket rippling in the wind. Far below an alarm sounded and three figures ran out of a bank in distinctive dress.

Dennis hovered in the air for a while, as if making up his mind, before making his rapid descent.

“Put the money back, ...harlots?” He called out, less than convinced with his own choice of words.

The three stopped running and turned around to face him.

“Harlots?” Miz Demeanor called out, putting a hand on her hip in irritation, her long red hair flowing as the wind swept down the street. The three were dressed provocatively in leather and PVC, with ample flesh showing in between. The henchwomen wearing blue and yellow wigs.

“Yeah… that called for another word in there. I wasn’t too happy with how that just sounded, myself. Probably a bit too close to ‘whores’’ in retrospect... ‘Charlatans’ maybe, then? But that sounds a bit belaboured and you’re not really defrauding anyone…”

“We’ll have to do you for that...” she smirked, a sly grin crossing her face as she sold her double entendre. “Right, girls?”

“I’m up for that. How about you, Felon-A?” called the blue-haired henchwoman.

“Sounds good, Honey-B…” replied her yellow-haired counterpart.

“Ah Hell…” Muttered Dennis. As he used the Golden Rod to take off and try to gain an aerial advantage.

The women piled the bags of ill-gotten cash and took up stances in the thoroughfare. Onlookers scurried away to what they felt was a safe distance, many took out phones.

“Well, I’ll be able to share death and graphic public humiliation with my brother… we’ll at least have something awkward to not ever talk about between ourselves in the afterlife.”

A vibrator whistled past his ears - well, less whistled and more hummed like a bloated sick bumblebee - before exploding behind him. The blast sending him surging forward.

“Geez Dennis, focus. Alright… what are we going against here. What did Grampa say? They’re moderate metahumans. Stronger than they look, and you, but they probably couldn’t pick up a car. They mostly rely on tech and gadgetry. And the sum of their parts is a greater threat than any of them individually. They’re a proficient team…”

So separate them and watch for surprises. Easier said than done, but OK.

Dennis swooped down and fired a bolt from the Golden Rod at Miz Demeanor. It connected, almost to the Aquilifer’s surprise, but as he went to soar back up he felt his feet pinned together and held back. Both of the Fel-honeys had managed to crack whips around his feet, and furthermore Miz Demeanor was getting back to her feet as well.

“Ah crap. Crap-crap-crap!” Dennis tried to fly harder, faster. He called on the Golden Rod to do whatever it could.

And that’s when one of the Fel-Honey’s heads exploded. Red mist through a blue veil as the wig fell to the street.

The sound of semi-automatic rifle fire ventilated the atmosphere. Miz Demeanor and the remaining Fel-Honey screamed. Dennis looked on in shock.

Men in black dress quickly took to the street. They had recently announced themselves as a group known as the Hounds of Humanity. A few bystanders and on-lookers cheered. Many more looked as shocked as Dennis and the two women.

A second bout of rifle fire jerked Dennis from his state. He threw up a shield with the Golden Rod and then looked to the two remaining women. Miz Demeanor had already started to run, she’d abandoned the money and jumped on a motorbike, using one of her toys to get it started. The yellow-haired Fel-Honey though, was still in a state of shock, looking at the dead woman as blood poured out on the asphalt.

Before he could think, Dennis wrapped a construct around the woman and took to the sky. Bullets ricocheting off of his constructed shield. The men in black gave chase. Dennis wanted to soar high and make sure bullets wouldn’t hit anyone in the surrounding buildings, but he couldn’t get the Rod to take him any higher with the way he was carrying his passenger. He swept through a side street and then down an alley and back onto another side street. He knew Lost Haven like the back of his hand. He started to hear sobbing from underneath him, and could tell she was starting to come back to the real world, far from the horror show they just left behind a few streets ago. A van jerked out in front of them and more men in black poured out. He cut down another alley and saw a parking bay full of Harleys in the distance.

“Do you have the same toys as the others?”

More sobbing. He couldn’t see her face.

“Hey! Listen! DO YOU have the same things as your sisters. If I put you down near one of those bikes can you get away?”

Suddenly, the woman peeked out. Tears streaking her make-up. She nodded. “Yes.” She spoke softly.

“Good. But wait until they’ve gone.” He put her down behind some dumpsters, and unencumbered he swept down main roads and alleys at a far greater speed, before suddenly bursting straight up into the sky, far above the city. Far beyond the range of rifle fire.

The woman crying behind a dumpster looked up and saw something beautiful, something she’d never noticed before.

A man soaring into the sky over the city, clutching a small bar with an eagle on it which shone brightly in the sunlight, as if holding a lantern in search of justice over the city. As much a man as a guardian angel.


1600 - June 28th, 2018 - Approximately 50 kilometres from Luxor, EGYPT


The desert sands rose and swirled as the bird lowered. What once looked like a single spinning object slowed until 4 rotor blades were visible, and the men jumped out.

The first was a large caucasian man in desert fatigues. Big, with heavy steps which belied a powerful frame. How quickly he could move that frame when he felt the need was a well kept secret.

Marc Spector. Ex-marine. Fighter. Violence given form,

“Miles from anywhere.” He grumbled, “What have you dragged me into now, Bushman?”

The mysterious man flashed a dark grin full of steel in response.

“That depends, Spector. If your friend dropped us off in the right place. Froggy, did you--”

The man he referred to stepped from the chopper’s cockpit. More slender than the first man, with a well manicured moustache. His hat and pilot’s suit kept in a pristine condition, which revealed a far from subtle sense of style and refined taste.



Jean Paul DuChamp. Pilot. Sniper. Boundless patience.

“I asked you to stop calling me that… and yes. I set us down exactly where you said. The Alraune dig is just over 2 kilometres away, ov-air that dune.” The French pilot chomped down on a cigarette holder.

The heavyset man in command stormed forward leaving Spector and DuChamp to their own idle chatter.

“Really? A cigarette holder? Don’t you get tired of giving him stuff to rip on you about?”

“Marc, what you may consider, ehh… ‘rip-worth-ie’ my people would describe as a certain… je ne sais quoi.” The Frenchman held the cigarette holder betwen his teeth with a grin whilst straightening his pilot jacket, and presenting himself with a flourish gesture.

“Je ne sais quoi… Is that French for stereotypical?”

The pair approached the heavyset man who was standing at the top of the sand dune his gaze caught on the target in question. African with a powerful build, a heavily tattooed face, a commanding voice like an angry dog and a demeanour that could turn just as nasty, just as quickly.



Raoul Bushman. Mercenary. Sadist. Thoroughly Nasty Piece of Work.

“There it is, Spector. The vans will rendezvous here from the main pass back there in 3-4 hours. Meanwhile, we stake out the road between the dig and the city. Look for tendencies…”

Spector pulled a pair of binoculars. He could see a small archeological crew sifting through a cordoned off area of desert. A large number of locals doing gruntwork, and two notable westerners - an old man and a young blonde woman.

“You asked what we were doing here, Spector...” The mercenary leader growled. “We’re revenue raising...”

* * * * *


2000 - June 28th, 2018 - The Alraune Dig, 50km away from Luxor


A young blonde woman walks across a cordoned off section of the excavation site and into a central tent. An old man barks orders at the workers, local labourers, “We need another 6 inches from the inner cordon before we finish tonight!” The old man walks past gas lanterns to join the young blonde in the main tent.

“Marlene, how are we doing?”

The young blonde is examining a table covered in ancient artifacts and assorted metallic trinkets spread across a plain white tablecloth for relief.

“Daddy, you know exactly how we’re doing. We’re 6 inches behind schedule on the preliminary main dig site we selected, but we also have had some luck in some of the surrounding regions. We’ve got enough here to keep our funding going for the sites we have planned, so long as we don’t get struck with a major sandstorm or other anomaly.”

“Hmm… museums and Federal grants. We Must render under Caesar that which--”

“That which is shiny, because that’s what Caesar gives a shit about.” Marlene finished crudely. “But you and I both know the really interesting thing around here is if we can find the tomb. And of course, the--”

“Yes.” The old man said, as his eyes glazed over at the thought of how close his life’s work was coming to bearing fruit. “The surrounding chapels. Think of what we could learn of their culture! By the city that was Thebes! What we could learn of the mythology behind the New Kingdom Gods! The Theban trio; Amun, Mut and their son Khonshu!”

“What do you think we’ll find?” Marlene asked excitedly.

“Well from what we know of Seti II he was frequently the target of plots and assassination events. Particularly a twisted brother or half brother - Amenmesse - who would go on to rule. If we were talking about the Old Kingdom gods I could see a particular reverence to Horus being shown. The comparisons of the murderous relative and the protection figure he often forms… but since we’re in Thebes...”

“Khonshu!” She gasped.

“That’s my girl.” The old man smiled.

The warm moment of family connection is suddenly interrupted by the staccato of automatic rifle fire.

“What in the--” Marlene started.

“Oh no… Bushman!” The old man said.

“Who?” The blonde girl asked.

The old man gingerly grabbed the corners of the tablecloth, making a makeshift sling containing all of the artifacts.

“A regional mercenary leader. I heard the workers talking. They’re scared to death of him. Take this, put it in the jeep and drive. I need you out of here.”

“What are you going to do? Dad?”

Dr Peter Alraune opened a long box and took out a shotgun. He ran out of the tent before she could ask him again.

* * * * *


Marc Spector looked on at the chaos. Local workers were herded terrified away to one corner of the dig site. Tents were ransacked to look for valuables.

“WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!” Bushman barked. He repeated the same demand in Arabic and Coptic.

“Frenchie…” Marc whispered hoarsely into the night, getting his friend’s attention.

“Marc?”

“You know I’m far from a boyscout, and we’ve done our fair share of--”

“Oui, Marc. Say no more. I’m thinking the same thing. This needs to stop. We’re soldiers, this isn’t a battle, it’s going to turn into a massacre.”

Over the crest of a distant sand dune, a jeep pulled up in the distance. Blonde hair blew in the night’s wind as the driver looked on.

“Where is Alraune! I will not ask a second time!” Bushman hissed at the workers, levelling his handgun at one of them.

The recognizable sound of a shotgun cocking pierced the night’s air.

“He’s right here.” The old man said, aiming the barrel squarely at Raoul Bushman’s ghost-white tattooed face.

“Don’t be stupid.” Bushman said, not aiming his handgun away from the same worker. “We outnumber you. Put the gun down and stand over there with the others, or I start shooting them. One every three seconds. One..”

“Maybe you do outnumber me… but I can still shoot you.”

“Two…”

Dr Alraune was clearly thinking about his options. But his eyes gave him away. He knew there was no easy solution. And he didn’t really want to shoot anyone anyway.

“Wait!” The old man said. Aiming the shotgun away, pointing it at the sky.

“Give the gun to him.” Bushman said, referring to Spector. “And go and stand over with the others.”

The old man looked down, defeated. He handed Spector the shotgun and began to walk over to the group of workers.

“Alraune…” Bushman called.

The archaeologist looked up. Bushman pulled the trigger and the worker’s brains sprayed across the sand. Blood spattered across his tattooed face.

With a speed that seemed unnatural for someone’s Bushman’s size he rushed up, grabbed the sides of Peter Alraune’s face and whispered hoarsely in the old man’s face whilst he looked deeply into his eyes.

“I don’t negotiate with that which is already mine. You made me kill him the second I raised the gun.”

Bushman shook his face in his big hands.

“...Just as sure as you died the second you decided to touch that gun.”

With a quick, sudden, sharp twist Bushman broke the old man’s neck. Dr Alraune’s body crumpled in on his own weight.



“NO!!”


The scream came from the jeep over the sand dune. Marc stood stunned. They were simply looting this site. Unarmed local workers and an old man and his daughter. An entire band of mercenaries. None of this was necessary.

“There!” yelled Bushman. “She must have the goods, bring her back dead or alive… Alive, we have more fun...”

Mercenaries took after the jeep.

“No! Nobody had to die here today!” Marc had enough, levelling the shotgun at Bushman.

“Spector…” The mercenary snarled. “Put the gun down.” Bushman asked with a cooler tone.

“Like Alraune, huh? Yeah… not gonna happen.”

The pretence left Bushman and he unsheathed a combat knife.

Spector squeezed… and the shotgun dry fired. The firing pin broke and dropped into the desert sands. The old man didn’t even have it loaded! As Spector looked down at the weapon in shock, Bushman made up the distance and thrust the knife home.

“Spec-tooor.” He growled. Marc felt the blade scraping between ribs and the heat off his breath.

A chopper strafed firing twin cannons. Bushman dove aside. Spector staggered away leaking blood. Slowly he began to work up to a trot, running in the direction he saw the blonde woman’s jeep speed away in.

* * * * *


With neither smog, nor light pollution the desert night’s sky was filled with stars. The full moon hung in the sky like the swollen fruit of a colossal cosmic tree. The second full moon of the month. A blue moon.

Spector staggered across the desert sand, his eyes focused on keeping the jeep’s tire tracks in front of his feet. It had seemed like an hour since the mercenaries had come running back the other way under a hailstorm of chopper cannon fodder as Frenchie had halted their pursuit. Spector had dropped into a sand dune and waited for them to pass, before re-commenced tracking the jeep.

Marc couldn’t remember the last time he’d taken water. That could have just been the blood loss though. A horrible thought just passed through Spector’s mind; he hadn’t even seen tail-lights and in the open desert he could see for what seemed like miles. Besides, he was starting to get tired. Well, not exhausted tired… but sleepy.

Then he saw it. The rear end of the jeep, sunk about 2 feet into the sand. He staggered around the jeep, unable to see where the driver had gone. Then his right leg sunk through the sand.



Marc Spector fell forever.

An air pocket beneath the sand.

Spector tumbled through space.

Marc saw himself falling through the cosmos, his clothes turned bright white, then his clothes turned to just wrappings on his form, falling behind a planet he emerged on the other side as a white feather drifting on the cosmic winds.

Cast adrift on the whims of gods.

Marc Spector’s body lay on the hard floor of the temple, at the feet of a great statue covered in a white shroud. Bleeding profusely.

From behind a pillar the blonde woman peeked out.
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Weirdly enough, the time-table between the two teams' first appearances (Doom Patrol being introduced in June of '63, X-Men being introduced in September) makes it highly unlikely that they were copying each other. They just managed to hit the exact same idea in the exact same year, making their co-existence one of the many amazing coincidences in the world of comics.

X-Men just had the luxury of being reinvented later on down the line by a prolific writer, while the Doom Patrol never really took off in the same way. Maybe it'll shift a bit whenever the TV show comes out - which I can't wait for, since we've needed some more obscure live action DC stuff for awhile.


Like with the Man-Thing/Swamp Thing... ... ...thing, they became their own different things and embraced different parts of their concepts as well. With X-Men embracing the persecuted nature of the title characters, whilst the Doom Patrol embraced the weird and strange.
There's also, of course, the possibility of using Beast Boy leading into a Doom Patrol environment... which would make more sense since it's a year 1 environment.
*A Lincoln pulls up to @Byrd Man's house to serve papers*
Oh I have... that's what prompted this.
@Byrd Man, "Charlie Rembrandt, huh? Like the painter? Formerly of Hollywood Homicide aand now at RHD?"



"So it's lawyers at dawn from 10 paces then, I see..."
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How about you go off and waltz with Matlida, you wombat.


That's a bloody outrage, it is!
Look at you throwing people an Ebenezer Laughton bone so they'll leave Crane the hell alone...
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I think a simple clarification would be enough, unless you wanted to go the route of changing the name and had something in mind. But I think people will know the difference if you mention that Scarecrow's identity.


This probably is an example of one character where you actually could amalgamate the two though...

If you suggest that of Boomerang and Captain Boomerang however, I'll have you know that that's a hate crime and qualifies as an act of war with my country. Of course that shouldn't really need to be fucking said, but with naturally antagonistic folks like @Byrd Man running around you sometimes need to say the unsaid...

*side-eyes Byrd*
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