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1 yr ago
Current 2 liter bottles of Mt Dew were like breakfast/bus ride to school drinks back in my day. They would be gone before the bell rang, and then there were the cans from the school vending machines...
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1 yr ago
@ChronicalMan. Try the Pitt on HBO it's basically Carter all grown up running his own ER.
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1 yr ago
*cries silently as one of her favorite RP's hits 30 days with no pulse* Rest in peace you excellent story. Perhaps one day, we shall meet again.
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1 yr ago
I have the sad, today is day 30 for some of my favorite RP's. They go into archived until life is breathed back into them. Some only have days left on the clock. :(
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1 yr ago
There has been a linguistic shift to far less formal speech over the years here recognizing regional and cultural diversity as well as the acceptance that overly formal manners can be classist
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My Problem hasn't been with work or business or momming. It has been with emergencies. This year will be the second time in my life I am shopping for Cemetery Plots and Christmas presents all at the same time.

I also treat it like a job, and I allow myself to "write" posts in my head while I am doing other things. If I have to I use a digital voice recorder and record short snippets of ideas. But it is very easy to let my mind wander while sewing certain things because of good machine feet, and pure muscle memory LOL So I can be sewing straight lines on 5 yards of something and writing a mental post at the exact same time. You get used to multi tasking.
@SinfulSkills BWAHAHAHAHA So.. I totally had a bit of dialogue pop into my head today at work. hehehehehe Poor Serge

"Hey Lucy. I really REALLY need you to work a double tonight." Bill the owner shouted from behind the bar across the empty dining room. The dinner rush over, and at this hour not a lot of customers in the bar.

"Not going to happen." She said as she wiped down a table moving the salt and pepper shakers to the edge to remind herself to fill them.

"Oh C'mon... I'll make it worth your while."

"About that... See that really hot guy at table 35? Yeah, I am taking that home with me tonight, so unless you can beat that... Not going to happen." She said. She really shouldn't tease Serge like that really, but she was exhausted, and he was a damn good excuse to not work a double. Midnight couldn't come fast enough for her. It was only about 7 and the place was dead. It would pick up in the bar in about an hour or so, but the dining room would be pretty quiet until the drunks came in after the bar closed.

@SinfulSkills its going really well got a line on a new job too. m-f 9-5
She laughed and shook her head as he mentioned a reverse ransom. It would probably work. She could be a giant pain in the ass, but she was a cute pain in the ass so it all worked out... mostly.

She watched the tension creep into Serge's every move as he kept glancing over at her getting ready for work. She wasn't a huge fan of what she went to work looking like, but it did help her get better tips, and it kept her work persona separate from her daily life. She had in the past run into regulars on the street and there had not even been the slightest flicker of recognition. She liked it that way. She didn't enjoy the flirtations and nonsense chatting at work, but she did it.

She gave him a grin as he mentioned it was the best magic trick he had ever seen and just shook her head. "Nah, I can do better, but probably not in a moving vehicle without more time and better lighting. Just ask Elias, he'll tell you this is nothing." She said reminding him of the earlier conversation when he told her the kid was a master of disguise. "Hmmm, come to think of it, he might be more helpful than the youtube videos." She said with a shrug.

She turned her head towards him as he began to give her instructions on a good table, and about the screams. She nodded knowingly she had figured as much. She better warn him about all the noise that came from kitchens. "Got it, but fair warning there is always a lot of yelling and crashing coming from a kitchen. I promise if I need you I will scream though." She told him honestly.

She slipped from the car and nodded her thanks. She was getting used to letting him get the door for her, even though in her mind it was rather pointless. She laughed as he told her not to get kidnapped. "Yes Dear," she told him playfully. "Although I promise they would give me right back." She wrinkled her nose in a playful smile as she turned to head into work. It was the second she crossed the threshold that she changed again. She no longer walked with a single sided purpose, she sauntered, glided almost. The disheveled,crabby, insecure Lucia he had met today was gone.

She headed straight for the computer terminal at the bar and clocked in, before grabbing a sheet of paper and making a small reserved sign. They didn't have sections here, they just took tables as they came in no matter where they were. She knew where she was going to stick Serge though. There was one booth in the corner that gave him a good view of the front door, the emergency exit, the entrance to the kitchen area, and a decent look at both the bar and dining areas. She made her way across the dining room floor to put her sign on the table and waved at the two other girls who were working the dinner shift tonight.

Sharon was an older lady who had been doing this a long time. She could have been anywhere from her mid forties to late fifties. No one knew for sure, and no one was going to ask. Beth was young, she was probably only 21, maybe 22. She was cute, blonde and perky. Well perky until there was real work to be done, and then she claimed to be exhausted. Lucia knew she was going to have her work cut out for her tonight.

She didn't have to wait long to start the chaos that was her job. In this business you can go from completely empty, to a line out the door in minutes. Why people came here, she had no idea... it was probably the waitress uniforms... oh and the beer. There was always a beer special. She greeted her first table with a smile. College kids... she hated these tables. They ran her back and forth and rarely tipped worth a damn. She took their order and managed not to roll her eyes as one of them finished "Oh, and of course your phone number." She just smiled sweetly and looked over at Sharon with a grin. Sharon always got a laugh out of the phone number she gave them. "Sure thing Darlin... You ready?" She waited a minute as more than one cell phone made an appearance. "It's Eight, Six, Seven" She paused giving them time to punch it in. "Five three Oh nine." She finished then gathered the menus and walked away.

She could almost feel the change in the atmosphere when Serge walked through the door. She was damn near afraid Beth was going to knock her over as she tried to rush through running food to a table so she could beat Lu to waiting on Serge. Lu had decided though that since he was going to be around all night it would make sense to just take care of it. Not to mention this way she could check in with him and let him know she was alright. She grabbed a glass of water, a roll of silverware and a menu and headed over to his table. She set the water in front and to his right, the silverware to the left and slid the menu in front of him.

"Welcome. I am Lucy. I will be your waitress tonight. Can I get you started with something to drink? We have both Coke and Pepsi products." She said with a smile. She found that if she smiled when she talked it was much easier to avoid sounding bored. She finally took a minute to look him over. Damn that was an incredibly fine man. Maybe she should have let Beth take the table, not that it would have made a difference, she had to live with this man for at least the next several days.
@SinfulSkills No worries on the delay. I love it. I love seeing the different sides of Serge since he plays things so close to the vest.
Lol yes! I highly enjoy seeing how he manages to deal with her nonchalance while he is so buttoned up and OCD. These two are like the odd couple on Steroids.

And the election is next week. So at least 3+ days of being roommates. BWAHAHAHA
@SinfulSkills I would apologize to Serge for what just happened, but I can't I am way to excited to see how he reacts to this situation.
She watched Serge out of the corner of her eye as she spoke. She knew he was not the talkative type, but the poor guy looked about ready to jump from the moving vehicle. She finally wound her speech to a close and asked him his opinion on her Father. He hadn't responded immediately instead taking them to the water front. She rolled her eyes as he once again opened the door and slid out as he waved at her.

She walked with him and leaned against the railing leaving a bit of a gap. She enjoyed being close to him, a little too much, so she was determined to keep a distance. She turned her head to look at him as he began to speak. She watched his body language. He had been very tense, but it seemed like the water was soothing to him. Maybe she would see if he wanted to run on the beach in the morning rather than on the track or a treadmill. He could probably use the relaxation. She shook her head a little as he mentioned that she was the only one who didn't have faith in herself.

She snorted as he listed off the things he knew about her father. Green beans? really? of all the information he could give to her this was important enough to make his top five? She couldn't help the grin that passed across her features. She couldn't blame him, green beans were pretty disgusting, especially canned ones. She could tolerate them, but then again when she actually sat to eat, she didn't actually taste anything.

She turned towards him as he turned towards her. She couldn't help but smile as he told the story of him playing with a toddler. She had known Erik for just a few short moments, but it was something she could actually picture. It made her a little sad, mostly for him that he missed so much of her life. She wanted to make it up to him somehow. They would never get that time back, but they could go forward. He was young yet, not yet to the point where he couldn't have more little ones. Perhaps it was something she could encourage him to do.

She laughed a little as he mentioned treating it like a friendship or an interaction with customers. She didn't have close friends. She had acquaintances that she called friends, but these were not people she would call to help her move, much less anything more serious. Her laugh stopped abruptly with a sharply in drawn breath as his hand closed over hers and pulled her close. She allowed him to turn her body to look back out at the water and sighed softly as he told her they had 4 minutes to enjoy the view.

Another laugh jumped from her throat as he mentioned her not getting kidnapped. "I assure you that with as cranky as I get when hungry, and how often I have to pee, I would be the worlds worst hostage. You would likely get a call saying "This was a really bad idea... Dude... Does it ever stop talking. Please come pick her up. Truce."

She took a deep breath and lightly touched his arm as she glanced over at him. "You don't have to run. Campus has a decent gym. I can use the treadmill and you can stand rather intimidatingly in the corner. It might cut down on the crappy pick up lines I get." She told him with a grin.

She finally stopped talking and just took in the view. She could see how it calmed him. She didn't take the time anymore to just be. She had gotten so used to operating on a full out run that even her down time was spent doing something. After about three and a half minutes she sighed softly and pushed away from the railing. It was time to go. She was going to have to dress in the car, that was going to be fun. It didn't bother her. She did theater in high school. She was used to getting dressed and undressed in front of people she hardly knew, but Serge? Serge was such a gentleman this was going to be an interesting experiment.

She allowed him to open the passenger door, and climbed in grabbing her bag from the floorboard. She unzipped it and had already pulled out her makeup bag before he had a change to slip into the drivers seat. She flipped down the visor and opened the makeup mirror. She was thankful she used mostly mineral stuff, because trying to blend a liquid foundation while driving was always a little tricky. She glanced over at Serge and gave a small smile. "So, you get to see the transition from hot mess to Lucy the waitress. It's a nifty little trick, although about the only one I've got."

She began the process, and it was a process. Foundation, contouring, eye liner, smokey eye shadow. It seemed that it would never be done. She wasn't exactly ignoring Serge, but she wasn't paying a lot of attention to him either. She trusted him to take care of getting them from point A to point B. She finished with her makeup, and then pulled her hair back into a pony tail. She didn't even bother with a style today.

Now came the fun part. She slipped the makeup bag back into her duffel, and pulled out her new bra setting it on her lap. She knew Serge wouldn't like it, but she unbuckled her seat belt before pulling her arms into her shirt to remove the bra she had on. She was fully capable of changing without once indecently exposing herself. It was a learned skill. One she was actually not half bad at. She decided that her next step would be to change from her leggings to the fake leather pants that were required for work. She decided on this because her current shirt came to mid thigh on her, and she figured it was better than doing it after she changed shirts.

She raised her hips a little and began wiggling her leggings down over her hips while she kicked off her shoes. "Sorry, I totally would have done this in the back seat, but I needed the mirror for makeup." She told him unapologetically. She grabbed a bottle of baby powder from her bag and smoothed it over her thighs. Sometimes plastic needed a little help sliding over skin. She wriggled herself into the pants and began searching for her knee high boots and tank top. She could have easily switched shirts using the one over, one under method, but that took too much time, so she just stripped off her t-shirt before pulling her tank top over her head.

She buckled her seatbelt again and stuffed her clothes into her bag while shoving her feet into her boots. She cheated, she bought the boots that zipped up the back so she didn't have to tie and retie the laces every time. She leaned back in the seat and adjusted the visor mirror again. It was time to add to the illusion that her C cups by Victoria were much larger than they were. It took a lot of contouring, but it really could make a difference. "So uh... How do I put this delicately... I know you are reporting back to my Father, but could we maybe not mention that I go to work looking like a cheap hooker?" She said with a grin as she finally tucked the makeup bag away. They still had a good two, maybe three minutes before they arrived at work.

She had managed to find a job at a place that could best be explained by saying If hooters and a biker bar had a baby, it would have been this place.
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