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erikhStock up on lube, they like their anal probes. *ninja*
Goes for you too, lube up that reed. It won't break.
I wish some people would learn to use PMs.
Goes for you too, lube up that reed. It won't break.
I wish some people would learn to use PMs.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.
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Chris glanced over his shoulder at the machine gunner regaling them with his tale of near debauchery. He chuckled and shook his head, "Dude, I heard some of those girls are Charlie's bitches. Anders told me some of them stick a razor blade up their snatch. No thanks, between that and surprise dick, I'll pass. Gotta girl back home anyway."
He tried the buttons again but there as nothing, even when he tweaked the knobs. The RTO tried speaking into the mic, maybe someone could hear him, but there was no response. "Hey, Sarge, I got nothing."
It was frustrating and frightening to think they had no contact with the base. One of the benefits of humping the 25 pound radio was that it felt like a comfort, it was a life line and he could work it. Now it wasn't working. Taking a deep breath, he calmed himself and went through the troubleshooting once more. Chris was fairly sure if they got to higher ground, they could get something. They could not be that far away from any friendlies.
He tried the buttons again but there as nothing, even when he tweaked the knobs. The RTO tried speaking into the mic, maybe someone could hear him, but there was no response. "Hey, Sarge, I got nothing."
It was frustrating and frightening to think they had no contact with the base. One of the benefits of humping the 25 pound radio was that it felt like a comfort, it was a life line and he could work it. Now it wasn't working. Taking a deep breath, he calmed himself and went through the troubleshooting once more. Chris was fairly sure if they got to higher ground, they could get something. They could not be that far away from any friendlies.
Amanda Bynes
Whorehouse anecdotes are always welcome.
Diedrich Bader
Scary Movie
I had to dig deep into awful movies, thanks for that.
Employee of the Month
Employee of the Month
Incidentally, I settled on what sort of SMG Barnes found; Swedish m45 Carl Gustav; Uncle Sam provided them to CIDG's, who could easily funnel them to Viet Cong.
I just like the fuckin' Carl Gustav. ;)
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