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@Hylozoist "When you're ancestors come from a planet where bone is the sturdiest building material you get a bit attached to the stuff."
@Dead Cruiser *Valk standing on a scaffolding whipping people who dont obey hard enough*

"Just remember it's always ok to ask for a break. I will happily break every bone in your pathetic bodies! Those without bones will have them forcefully added then broken."
@Hylozoist You can't stop Valk and his unhealthy devotion to deep fried meats! Nothing can separate him from his beloved!.

@Hologram Prose Especially a shark with honor.

[quote=@Hologram Prose]
I already suspect a majority of Tel's memos to the Captain will concern something related to or directly caused by Res.

[i]"Message from Tel to Captain Scary-pants:

Res has created a society of micro-organisms in the refrigerator that now worship him as "the Many-Legged God", we have made attempts to drive them out using insecticides but so far it has not been successful. Alarmingly, despite their small size, these creatures appear to be extremely strong and have begun to master the basics of arcane magic. Crew member Johns suffered a small fireball to the face when he tried to physically remove the arctic invaders.

I have tried to convince Res that he should encourage his newfound followers to go on a pilgrimage to the the garbage compactor, but he said that would be rude, and said that they are an important part of his effort to develop Hot Dog Cake.

[/quote]

"Log of the Mad Bat. New freezer people are delicious. Must attempt deep frying after renewing holy seals on deep frier."
@Hologram Prose So it's a good thing I didn't go with my other idea for a character who was an honorable voidsharkman.
@Hylozoist excuse me but I did. Valk very much covets that role of power. Any way he can improve his status is good. GM said no because Valk is too unstable to be trusted with power which is 100% true. Still coulda been cool.

My vote goes to tel otherwise. Valk appreciates their web of lies coming from an extensive onw themself.
@Dervish@The 42nd Gecko i still have a link to the old one ill PM it tomorrow when it isnt 2am. Waste not want not.

General thoughts on what Noi will do: memory degradation, attempt to destroy door, fail, attempt to destroy door harder, fail, attempt to destroy the entire wall.
@Hylozoist@Hologram Prose At least it means Valk isn't the only one with "acquired tastes"
@Captain Jenno *attempts idiana jones steal the idol trick leaving a bag of sand while picking it up.*
@Hologram Prose So thats what happened to Valk's hand!

Edit: Also gonna fancy up my CS because I can and Valk is all about an air of epicness. Just fonts and formats and maybe a couple pictures of his weapons.
@The 42nd Gecko@Dervish well gents,anyone want to offer making the collab-pad or shall we use the old one? Im certain Noi has much to say. Most of it being confused babble.
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