Hemi is not animal, Hemi is human being! *Sheds a solitary tear*
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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
8 yrs ago
Happy New Year!
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8 yrs ago
Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,
I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.
As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)
So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.
I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.
As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)
So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.
Most Recent Posts
Told ya'll, Irisity is a total badass!
@Sloth@Ozymandeus@Apokalipse
S'all goog, folks. We all have differing situations, and I am willing to wait as long as it takes, as long as those posts reach me eventually.
S'all goog, folks. We all have differing situations, and I am willing to wait as long as it takes, as long as those posts reach me eventually.
Was working from 4 to 1 AM, working today from 2 to 10 PM - in short, I did not/will not be partaking of blowing my brains out with alcohol. Mores the pity. 
@JulienJaden@Irisity No, not really. Just don't annoy him, don't show fear, don't look away once you make eye contact until he does; the multiple dog analogies metaphors were not actually that far off.
@JulienJaden@Mateotis@Irisity
"Oh my God, from out of nowhere, Hemi! Hemi with the Maori Skull-Crusher, delivered to [insert name of victim here]. I've never seen anything like this, King, this crazed man is literally tearing the face from his opponent here tonight. Here come Elmina to try and calm things down but...wait...wait...OH! That is a heavy right hand there, King, surely this will get him disqualified from the match?"
Of course, it'll just be some random convict sat in a tree commentating to himself - the actual motions of what's going on will be far more...visceral.
"Oh my God, from out of nowhere, Hemi! Hemi with the Maori Skull-Crusher, delivered to [insert name of victim here]. I've never seen anything like this, King, this crazed man is literally tearing the face from his opponent here tonight. Here come Elmina to try and calm things down but...wait...wait...OH! That is a heavy right hand there, King, surely this will get him disqualified from the match?"
Of course, it'll just be some random convict sat in a tree commentating to himself - the actual motions of what's going on will be far more...visceral.
@Mateotis
I'll be honest, with all the stereotypes that the WWE throw at the wall, I'm actually really surprised never to have seen a Maori enter the ring. Plenty of 'Scottish' personas, as far as I know (I don't watch wrestling either), but no Maori...yet.
I think we're on to a money-maker here!
I'll be honest, with all the stereotypes that the WWE throw at the wall, I'm actually really surprised never to have seen a Maori enter the ring. Plenty of 'Scottish' personas, as far as I know (I don't watch wrestling either), but no Maori...yet.
I think we're on to a money-maker here!
@JulienJaden And nicknames! Damn, I gotta write these down. 
I look forward to it, for there is much trusting to be done...or not.
I look forward to it, for there is much trusting to be done...or not.
@JulienJaden Post was excellent, really nice to see some context outside of our current situation...also like the way she's trying to worm her way further into Elimina's confidence, real smooth. 
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