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1 yr ago
I need to remember to get a new SSD for wilds and other stuff. NGL I'm hating the era of new games hitting +100 GB. Regardless, I'm glad that MH has blown up and no longer niche
2 yrs ago
Genshin being allergic to melanin amuses me greatly
2 yrs ago
It's gonna be gas. Can't wait to see what sort nonsense you can pull of in focus mode with the funlance and hunting horn. Also, looking forward to new monsters to skin and wear as hats.
2 yrs ago
The zaza got me talkin’ like Pingu
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2 yrs ago
Shoutouts to the degenerates that love hand-holding
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Just some rando. I'm 20+ so no worries about rping with a kid.

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Well it might not be dead, but for now given the utter lack of any modicum of commentary from the other people it's safe to assume that it's dead
Finally back.

Not much to say besides ded game cuz it seems half of the people flaked and the others just sort of faded away
Sure.

Also am I allowed to ask as to what's going to happen in the next In-game day?
Rez was placidly relaxing on the travois amused by the distance he was actually making compared to mergirl's machine. "Guess I was right about it being as powerful as a handful of seahorses." He thought to himself. However his mood of amusement swiftly changed to that of concern the moment he saw the mergirl's UFO rocket off into the distance. His horse seemed to slow down almost as if it was reading its master's next move. With this pause he got off as he struggled to keep a laugh down while packing up the travois.

Now mounted he looked into the sky with the setting sun to the contrails left behind. He figured if he followed the trail fast enough he'd find wreck and mergirl. It would be a damn shame to lose a potential asset, ally, or whatever you'd call it so quickly. However it was far from being so simple as he thought. There was the wind which was fragmenting the trails on top of it getting dark. Also his neck was starting to hurt from the angle he was holding his head to both look up and straight at the same time.

And with some time later Rez was riding back to the outskirts of town. It was getting too dark to seriously pursue any further. He hoped she'd be alright which seemed likely. After all she made it this far in-land which meant she either was more skilled with that contraption than she let on or she had was blessed with providence. By the time he returned to town it was already night and any activities from the festival earlier in the day was long gone.

He thought to himself, "Finding a place to sleep is gonna be a pain with all these tourists, then there's also the fact that they're probably gonna the prices up to make a big profit off all of us. There's no way I'm gonna get gouged." So instead Rez took it upon himself to scour around the outskirts for refuse which he'd then light with some chunks of dried horse horse he carried with him as tinder. That being done he laid on his bedroll by the fire and slept.

For reasons that will be incredibly clear if this gets played.
Adventure Name - Mayo King
Length - Medium
Tone - Surreal/Epic
Short Description - Enter an incredibly dank and epic adventure involving exotic new lands, as you become embroiled in a scheme to stop a a tyrannical emperor's power that threaten to affect both lands.
Character Stipulations -N/A
With sufficient people it is now time to discuss the tabletop mechanics

The rules being used would be Risus, you can get a free copy here from its site.

It's not a particularly hard game to learn. I'm also using the additional rules concerning pumping your cliches.

Basically you declare you're gonna pump a cliche by X amount of dice and then after your turn you lose that many. Double pump is a stronger version where you get double the dice per dice spent.

However double pumping is special because you have to buy a double pump cliche where as regular pumping can be done to any cliche. They cost 2 points per cliche rank.

Anyway no extra char gen points you get 10 flat. But don't worry you'll level up later.



Not really
Sure
Still waiting on the others tagged in the int check.

If too much are put off by mechanics I'll goo pure freeform.

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