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1 yr ago
I need to remember to get a new SSD for wilds and other stuff. NGL I'm hating the era of new games hitting +100 GB. Regardless, I'm glad that MH has blown up and no longer niche
2 yrs ago
Genshin being allergic to melanin amuses me greatly
2 yrs ago
It's gonna be gas. Can't wait to see what sort nonsense you can pull of in focus mode with the funlance and hunting horn. Also, looking forward to new monsters to skin and wear as hats.
2 yrs ago
The zaza got me talkin’ like Pingu
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2 yrs ago
Shoutouts to the degenerates that love hand-holding
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Just some rando. I'm 20+ so no worries about rping with a kid.

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"Sure, but first I need to do some prepwork." he said to Aldous as he lead him to his area. His area was a bit complex as it not only consisted of his forge which seemed to have it's own modifications but also there was a sturdy but roughly constructed shack that was placed nearby which house his other equipment. He unceremoniously dropped his metals on the floor and grabbed an axe and then lead him to an area with peach trees. He told him to haul back the wood and any peaches that would drop as he promptly chopped the tree down and cut it into small chunks save two long segments.

"Aight now we get to the real fun part. You take the peaches and follow the recipe for marinading this here pork ass and I'll create some special charcoal out of these peach tree chunks. Anyways you can call me Tao, and this is my little slice of home. It's got what I need for everything I do. Good job on that pork by the way. Now with that charcoal should be done by now thanks to my secret technique and we'll be using it to heat the forge and cook our meal, which is killing two birds with a hot-ass stone. Anyway place the pork on that area over there with grill." Tao said showing Aldous a recipe and the meat piece which was large and already had scoring marks on the skin and some rub on it.

He then took a glass and splash its content onto the pile of black steel, smashed it into a powder, and then placed said powder into a glass. He then began to load the furnace with the fragrant charcoal and lit it. With his alchemickal knowledge he knew that this charcoal would give a special essence to the steel he'd forge with the iron he got. "Forge is nice and fiery," he said to Aldous casually, "Take the extra tools and get to town on your work. By the time we get done that pork should be nice and ready to take you on damn trip to flavortown."
Do your rules allow for a preemptive defensive action? If not I"ll change it
Lance's clutched hands slammed the controls up the moment the orders were given. A most odd sound could be heard from his mech as the gigantic metallic hooves clopped over the streets no doubt causing massive disfigurement into the pavement that is if any pavement remained at all. He then proceeded to insert a cartridge which produced an aesthetically pleasing mixture of electronic sounds set to a fast tempo just in time for the mech's wings to stretch out and grant him a speedy takeoff. Lance then paused his music as he broadcasted a signal that would hopefully be picked up by the enemies. His message was as such, "Hey dipshits maybe next can deploy the drones earlier so we can speed this up".

He then did a totally rad but equally pointless aerial power slide to the Waverunner's bridge as he flipped a thumbs up directed Rei Kurono to much of her annoyance, who simply looked away and ignored him. He power slided back to his original position and sped up to the giant bird mech as he stared intently at the mech's targeting computer to lock on. Those agonizing seconds then passed as the target reticle changed and the words "ROCK ON" greeted Lance with the warmth of seeing an old friend. With a simple button press Lance's mech unleashed a barrage of missiles that left conspicuous contrails in the sky as they winded around wildly as his music, having long since resumed produced a pulse pounding soundtrack. He then initiated defensive maneuvers as they were gonna fire back.
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Action summary:
Pilot action using face for shit talk no jutsu
Attack using Guns but with no called shots
Defensive action using Wings

roger
I grabbed the remaining black steel & 10 unit of iron
Tao was sitting in the back with closed eyes and a calm face almost sagely in manner, but in reality he was half asleep due to the boring and lengthy preamble regarding the contest. "Yeah, yeah, god... cherry tree...new home... make a sword, the one it chooses wins." were his drifting mental notes as he pictured what materials he'd be using. The design itself wasn't an issue as he'd know what he'd do once he got the materials in hand. He was on autopilot as he got up from the chair with a burlap sack in hand which was used as a blanket. He briskly walked to the materials tables, emphasis on briskly as he didn't want to provoke someone to run and grab something he wanted. He smiled as he saw a very effete looking man eying the ingot of black metal of which they were almost out. He immediately grabbed the remaining amount of black steel and put it in the sack before putting a good amount of iron and some trivial amounts of the mithril and gold which were to be used later.

He pitied those who wanted the leftovers of the black steel that was took by that man. He turned to him as he continued to smile as his plan began to hatch the very moment he said, "Hey loser, wanna take a break and help with me with my lunch? I'll give you my permission to forge at my place if you want. I don't care what you make or you seein' what I make." He closed his eyes and pictured an area where there was some peach trees and smiled. Even in a competition there's no reason one can't make a friend or two in the midst of it. "So Whaddaya say?" he said to the guy again.
Name: Tao "the comeback kid" Mbembe
Age: 18
Appearance:

Bio: Tao was actually from a long illustrious line of meat roasters specializing in seasoning their meat with a mix of powdered ingredients and cooking it over a fierce wood fire. Tao quickly learned from his family the various secrets to cooking a good piece of meat over fire. He learned of the secrets of wood cutting and selection, how to choose an herb at its peak and grind it in a way that its essence does not seep, to also look and cut up a choice piece of meat. However what his real talent was one the skill that was hardest to master, and that is the secret of fire control. To control the fire is everything in an art that relies on heat. You need it strong to cook it thoroughly and some say a good fire also infuses a certain type of essence into the meat itself. However if a fire blazes too high it'll burn out as well as risking overcooking or burning the food.

It was Tao's control of the fire which let him shift careers as during a festival between other meat roasters he caught the eye a mysterious alchemist who needed a helper who could artfully control the fires for his various works. Tao liked his pay offer and took the job and managed to apply his earlier skillsets in assisting the woman. He learned some more but would drift to the academy as he gained an interest in working with materials and crafting with them especially with more exotic materials. He would promptly join the academy to win more

Specialty:
Organic distillation: By imbibing ingredients Tao can harness the true essence of those ingredients into a liquid which can then be used to imbue properties to another item. He learned this from the alchemist.

Cooking

Washing out the smell of smoke
Name: Tao "the comeback kid" Mbembe
Age: 18
Appearance:

Bio: Tao was actually from a long illustrious line of meat roasters specializing in seasoning their meat with a mix of powdered ingredients and cooking it over a fierce wood fire. Tao quickly learned from his family the various secrets to cooking a good piece of meat over fire. He learned of the secrets of wood cutting and selection, how to choose an herb at its peak and grind it in a way that its essence does not seep, to also look and cut up a choice piece of meat. However what his real talent was one the skill that was hardest to master, and that is the secret of fire control. To control the fire is everything in an art that relies on heat. You need it strong to cook it thoroughly and some say a good fire also infuses a certain type of essence into the meat itself. However if a fire blazes too high it'll burn out as well as risking overcooking or burning the food.

It was Tao's control of the fire which let him shift careers as during a festival between other meat roasters he caught the eye a mysterious alchemist who needed a helper who could artfully control the fires for his various works. Tao liked his pay offer and took the job and managed to apply his earlier skillsets in assisting the woman. He learned some more but would drift to the academy as he gained an interest in working with materials and crafting with them especially with more exotic materials. He would promptly join the academy to win more

Specialty:
Organic distillation: By imbibing ingredients Tao can harness the true essence of those ingredients into a liquid which can then be used to imbue properties to another item. He learned this from the alchemist.

Cooking

Washing out the smell of smoke
With my one token person relationship she'll be on board and I'll be taking care of the interactions
@Menhir

well that's kinda the joke
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