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5 yrs ago
Current Don't let lack of original thought stop you from posting in the status bar. It never stops anyone else.
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6 yrs ago
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? Well, I never had a lentil on my face.
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6 yrs ago
How many hot women will you find at a monastery? Nun.
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6 yrs ago
Learned today that the official name for Donkey meat is "poopy." That makes sense. It taste like ass.
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6 yrs ago
Just got back from Argentina. It's cold there, bordering on Chile.
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