Jurassic Weeb

Christmas Gift Game

A dead nuke. And perhaps a microwave-ready nuke too.

Yandere Simulator: the Next Generation

Color me interested, especially since my favorite yandere is currently my desktop background. Right now I'm a bit torn on who to go with for my character's parent:

- Mai Waifu _{(who definitely didn't marry YandereDev)}
- Info-chan (considering all the generation xerox going on, Info-kun from the April Fool's video jumps to mind)
- Midori Gurin (because why the hell not? XD)

Christmas Gift Game

A straight jacket... and maybe some medication to help with your multiple personalities.

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Some equally pervy shipwrecked people to play with, of course.

@ArenaSnow

Christmas Gift Game

One (1) sea monster defense system, in case something similar to Ray Bradbury's The Fog Horn happens. Comes with one free year of coverage, but after 12 months you'll have to foot the bill.

Christmas Gift Game

One (1) slap in the face with a dead rabbit. Just yo even things out.

Christmas Gift Game

You are getting one (1) Gotham City. Enjoy!

Jurassic World: Isla Matanceros

@BespeckledCeph Certainly. These subtypes would be the difference between dog or cat breeds. Due to certain physical or genetic changes they're slightly different from the main species (although not as diverse as the difference between a Chihuahua and a Great Dane). Their behaviors and range may differ slightly from the norm. These different "breeds" may have been created by InGen, or arose naturally in the wild. An example of both:

Raptor Alpha - "Hupia" Variation

While InGen's velociraptors have been known to be excel in hunting in the tropical rainforests of Isla Nublar and Isla Sorna, the "Hupia" variation of Raptor Alpha was bred specifically for jungle warfare. They were named by a Costa Rican-born scientist, who likened their ability to disappear in the jungle to the mythical hupia.

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Beta Triceratops - "Bacterial" Variation

Being a relatively common, purely herbivorous dinosaurs on Isla Matanceros, Beta Trikes are often hunted by predators like Omega Tyrannosaurs, Indominus rex, and Ultimasaurus. Unfortunately the latter of the three top predators are equipped with weak venom, in addition to naturally occurring viruses and bacteria, as well as the entire species being infested with [_REDACTED]. Ninety-nine out of a hundred times, if an attack fails, the Trike dies within a few weeks from infection. However there have been individuals that have overcome the infection, and the combination of bacteria, viruses, venom, and [_REDACTED] alters the dinosaur's genetic code, resulting in both a new skin color and more aggressive behavior.

Hopefully this will answer your question. ^^

Jurassic World: Isla Matanceros

Field Guide currently in the works! In order to get more involvement in the Field Guide, I'd like to have (potential, at this point) RP members suggest subtypes for the RP via PM. The aforementioned reason for dinosaurs being colored the way they are is based in part on various skins from Primal Carnage. The Blue Jewel Oviraptor, for example:

Sometimes what you think is a good idea in your head turns out to be a pretty stupid idea when you actually put it into practice. Making a completely black feathered dinosaur for the purposes of invisible stealth purposes seemed like a good idea when it was first conceived, however when they disappeared from sight during every field test, they were unable to be accurately assessed and a week had to be spent finding them again each time it was decided that for practicality purposes they simply couldn’t be black.
To this end the lab boys were ordered to “get back in there and paint it blue or something so we can see the blasted things”. And so they did, and thus the ultimate night time stealth dinosaur was decorated in a bright and vibrant blue pattern so that their stealth abilities could be accurately assessed.
The tests didn't go well.

The text descriptions most likely won't be as humorous, but can be used to explain an animal's appearance (version number, "can't-see-the-damn-thing", etc.). If you run across a coloration you would like to see, submit it! It might just be added to the Field Guide!

Current Mood in One Gif

Decided to watch the X-Files. Why haven't I watched this show before?

Jurassic World: Isla Matanceros

@BespeckledCeph@WhatAmIDoing Thanks for the interest! I'll be getting to work on the Field Guide as soon as my laptop is up and running again!