Kafka Komedy

Identity.exe

Saw's nice too ^-^ but it was the whole "... a male player with a female avatar who simply neglected the voice modifier option..." that got me. As it fit the character, but personally felt like a slap in the face to me because i tend to forget stuff like that.

@Unlucky0013

Wait like, a good slap in the face? Or a bad slap in the face?

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Viral spreads, baby.

Man, that pun was a bit of a stretch. I think I'm gonna go ahead and leave you alone forever now.

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Viral - Scott
Starting City || Plaza

Scott listened with a slightly bemused look on his face as SC described his skills in a bit of a round about way. Although he sounded a bit badass, his manner of speech was very casual. He frowned as his robotic partner tried and cajoling him into robbing people. Though it was a game, still, it was just generally a good idea not to be mean to people. Besides, his class was literally called "Paladin!" If he wasn't a law abiding citizen, than what was even the point of being one? Luckily, his partner gave him the option of just messing around with PvE, and he would've responded if SC hadn't continued his ramble about location.

SC quickly checked something in a menu, and suggested they get a rouge. He pointed out Queue, some lady with a gun. Viral agreed that she would be a good fit for the both of them, probably. He wasn't sure if the gunner class was actually like a glass cannon or whatever. He knew that in certain RPGs gunners could be front line players with decen enough health, though that was quite rare. "I'm from Canada." Viral replied, as Queue drew closer. "And, yes, I like the idea of gaining a level or two." Though, Scott didn't mention how he really wasn't feeling like PvP at all right now. He'd cross the bridge when he came to it.

Queue made her way over to the both of them. Or maybe Scott should say he, since the voice that came out was very distinctly male. American male, judging by the accent. He sized whoever they were up. It seemed to be a male player with a female avatar who simply neglected the voice modifier option. Scott pondered how likely it was that the dude standing in front of them was a cross dresser or transexual before quickly pushing the thought out of his mind and introducing himself. "I'm Viral. I'm fine." He said, extending a hand for the ungendered person to shake.

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Viral - Scott
Starting City || Plaza

As Scott continued to listen to SC, still rooting through the settings, he began to doubt that his friend needed help. Or was really a friend, actually. His voice, or more likely voice modifier, didn't betray his looks or intentions. He seemed to want to be a PKing dickbag. Or, at least, that's what Scott got out of him. As he followed the Warlord on his way to the forest, Scott decided to speak up about his doubts. "You mentioned bounty hunting? I believe that would be a better solution than becoming... criminals." He suggested. His voice modifier add a robotic effect to his voice, but it's main function was to hide Scott's gender. The voice was quite androgynous, and especially hidden under the added layer of roboticism.

"Heaven Piercing Laser..." Viral said switching conversational gears without his partner's consent. "It's a big fire beam." That was the skill that SC would like to hear best, he believed. SC's skill sounded decent enough as well, though a bit useless in single combat. "I also have a light healing spell, and a area of effect defensive buff." Scott explained. He wondered why his partner only mentioned one of his skills, but didn't mention it.

Identity.exe

I'll start writing soon. Probably like 30 minutes at the latest.

EDIT: Just started.

Identity.exe

Yeah. Alright, I think I'm gonna grab something to eat, maybe play some more BoI, and than I'll probably write up a post possibly maybe. Talking should be fine, as long as we're not getting ahead of anyone plot wise.

Identity.exe

Thank you, my brobot.

I've been thinking about posting, but I don't wanna get like super-duper ahead of everyone. I mean, Cat hasn't even really made a character yet. Is Cat making a character? Cat are you making a character, or are you strictly GM?

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Viral - Scott
Starting City || Plaza

While Scott (erm, Viral?) was looking around for someone who looked like they needed protecting, he suddenly got a notification. "SawCutter greeted you!" He whipped his head around, bemused as to who the SawCutter was, before realizing it was the other robot. That little wave he did counted as a sort of "whisper" command. That seemed like it would get annoying, even if it was kinda cool it knew who exactly he was waving at. He'd be sure to turn it off later.

But right now, he had more important things to do. SawCutter sent him a party invite! He squealed in excitement (Not in-game, of course, he was Viral the badass robo-warrior!), before dicking around in the menus for a few seconds and finally managing to accept his invite. With that, he walked over to SC and introduced himself. "Hello. I assume you want my help adventuring?" He said. While his cool new friend presumably began responding, he started to dig through settings.

Identity.exe

I'mma wait until Slendy edits his post to reply to you, LHG.

EDIT: Actually, forget it. I'm just gonna post it now.

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For future reference, Scott/Viral's official color is white. I was going to make it orange, but I decided the white was more pronounced on the robot, and was the de facto color of paladins and shit.