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Yuri

Oasis
Early Morning

A slight yawn escaped Yuri's mouth as she awoke from her slumber. Though she was brought an odd dream last night, she slept soundly and awoke refreshed and ready. This was probably because almost as soon as she had reached the town, she settled down at an inn for the night. For a rebel town, the place was surprisingly decent, if a bit pricey. Not as good as a Deku inn, obviously, but they were in wartimes. As soon as she got in, she ate a meal, and tried to place her things in a secure place so as to not have them stolen. This was a new town after all, and she had no idea if there were thieves.

Now, she would reclaim them. After a quick check up, she was relieved to find it all in the same place. She donned her chainmail shirt and merchant's robes, and stashed a small amount of merchandise and wares in the many pockets in it. She also grabbed her wallet, full of a decent amount of rupees, but sure to be even fuller soon. She also briefly debated bringing her weaponry, and decided it was a good idea to do so. Her boomerang and blade also were placed in her robes, in easy to reach locations.

She exited the inn in a lackadaisical fashion. The day was young after all. Other people too, were just beginning to start their jobs as well, walking around with a slight grogginess to them. Yuri, eager to see any ways she could pawn her rock, walked up to a gerudo. She was going to ask them where to find an auction house, but a better idea popped into her head right before she did so.

"Where would one find the Resistance headquarters?" She asked the woman. The gerudo pointed north, and began giving instructions. North up the road until the second road on the left, third alley on the left, it would be the first thing she saw. Yuri tried to remember the memorise the directions with a cute little mnemonic device. "23 is number 1..." She mumbled as she walked down the road. The resistance would definitely be willing to pay more for this gem than some hoity toity rich guy. Put this in the hands of a capable warrior and the war was pretty much done.

The deku walked into the building, it's doors already open as someone had recently entered. She walked up to the first guy in the room, whom she assumed would let her into the main room, and began talking to him. "Mmm, I assume you're part of the resistance sir?" She inquired. The hylian man began to speak, but she cut him off before he could answer. "Exactly. Then I believe I have JUST what you need sir." And she held up her hand to reveal the glowing mark. The Hylian man seemed astounded for a second, before simply saying she had better see someone more qualified, and pointing her to a door. The door was already open, and she could hear a familiar voice coming from it.

"Ah, Etzo, my favorite black market customer..." She began, with a hint of haughtiness in her voice. But she wasn't entirely lying there. He had made a lot of purchases from her; more than anyone else in the Kokiri village. Even if his purchases and requests were odd, he did pay well. She honestly thought he had died in the Kokiri Massacre, and so a smile was brought to her face when she walked up to him. "Making poisons for the Resistance now? Kekeke, it seems to fit you pretty well." She laughed. After that, she switched gears. "Sorry I don't have any Lizalfos spleens to sell you today, I'm making a big deal. Any idea where one would be able to sell incredibly powerful weapons of war to the rebellion?"
@Double Completely fine. I'm kinda rushing things along in my post so Yuri can interact with Etzo. If you have any problems I can rectify them in the morning, since I'm honestly unsure of what the HQ looks like, or how open they are.

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@Double Actually, I'll be doing the same with money and stuff to sell, if that would be fine with you? If not I can write a list and give Yuri a definite amount of rupees.
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...Somehow it seems dirty if I pay for it XD


There is a sort of air of perversion, isn't there? Like, prostitution or something... Maybe he should just steal her leaf.
@The Fox Without

I'm sure Yuri would be willing to give him a few samples of her leaf... For a price of course. No need to be a thief about it. Others probably don't like money as much as she does though, you may have to steal whatever it is you want off their bodies.
@The Fox Without Hair. She can cut it without pain, but pulling on it will be a tiny bit of a pain.
Hmm. I planned on Yuri reaching Oasis just a day earlier from the start of the RP, so i dont believe that anything would happen there. The only thing i could think of is maybe Etzo was a frequent customer? After all, i doubt all those ingredients were legal, and Yuris the girl for the job if you want smuggled goods.
I'm here, i guess. It seems we only have certain people still around. It may be a good idea to post something in the I Check, @Major Ursa
So we just need one more Courage wielder and we can get started? I would assume the Gerudo that @Jester Acharis is making will suffice?
Lol, all these warriors, seems like the shrub(Yuri) is etzos most likely choice for intelectual company :P

Suppose it's to be expects in a LoZ campagian though.


And she's more witty than smart. On a raw intelligence basis i dont think anybody can really reach Etzo. He'll have to be the brains of the operation.

Also, if Etzo calls Yuri "shrub", he may or may not get shanked. Fair warning.
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