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5 yrs ago
Current So I guess I should've watched Firefly ages ago, huh?
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9 yrs ago
Bleed over my grave, and plunge in the stake. Don't give me a break, when you're on the take.
9 yrs ago
Expanding Horizons Players! Join up with The Reapers of Castletain if you're looking for a group to join!
9 yrs ago
Swearing in other languages besides the mother tongue is ceaselessly amusing.
9 yrs ago
The Second Labour awaits, and I am ready to pursue it. FEAR NOT FELLOW GUILDMEMBERS, I SHALL BRING YOU GLORY ON THAT DAY!

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"-and he called her name in the wind. Storm and sea called to him, in answer from his love, 'oh dearest one, I beg of you take leave.' But his anguish he could not stave, and the fool he dug his own grave! A thousand men died on that day, battered by wind-breaking waves.

Take unto you, that which you can, but leave all behind that might sink you. 'I shan't leave behind my dear love,' so think you? Then remember my friends, that horrible end, on the black-bloody seas of Giltaris!"


Fiers played the ending chord of The Grave of Giltaris on his lute and it rang sonorously through the room in the Slaughtered Elk Inn. Few patrons occupied the seats, however a handful of occupants were consuming their breakfast, and paused sufficiently to nod, or even give him a quiet hand of applause. A fair reaction, Fiers supposed, given that it was early morning, and none of these folks had any drink in them.

The bard shifted in his seat on a high stool, and adjusted his lute's tuning a quarter twist, trying a chord, before twisting another quarter inch, and repeating the process. The sun was leaking in through the windows, and Fiers knew that their contract was soon to begin. That said, his lute needed tuning, and...

There! She came out from behind the kitchen doors, hefting a large platter of steaming foodstuffs, the morning light catching the crimson colours in her hair. Fiers suspected this woman was the daughter of the inn's proprietor, but he couldn't stop himself from ogling. Even if she was, he'd still find himself perusing her every curve and flowing line that could be traced along her elegant form. She reminded him of a fae maiden from the story's, so graceful, and with a bosom like that of a goddess, and even her face held his attention far longer than most. She had the most plump lips, fit for kissing, and a daftly long nose which rather than disassembling her overall beauty tended to grant it a fine frame, from which she could quite effectively send flirtatious looks with those sea-blue eyes of hers-

Shit. She's staring back at me. I'd better tune my lute some more. Without breaking their gaze, he twisted the strings, plucked, and the string squeaked like a dying mouse. The girl raised a hand to her mouth, giggling softly. She'd delivered the food and continued to watch him intently. Fiers found he couldn't look away, and he was grinning despite himself.

"Well, are you going to stay over there all morning, or are you going to come here and give us a kiss?" Fiers realized he had spoken his thoughts aloud, as he often did. It was a bad habit of his, but he seemed to be incurable. Incorrigible. Both? Neither? In any event, she was crossing the room towards him. Fiers imagined he'd be getting one of two things quite promptly, and wondered whether to lick his lips or tense his cheek.

"Pretty song you sang. Sad though."

"A song for departing, and leave-taking, and fond farewells to a world that is kinder and more luminous in its dark places, than can be said of even the brightest spot in the places I'll be headed, beautiful girl."

She kissed him then, and it was a fine lip-locking, by Fiers' mark. She had all the makings of a great kisser, and he'd remember to let her father know, once they were safely unmoored aboard the ship, and the innkeep had let go of any objects that might be thrown from the docks. For Fiers' part, he let one of his long thin fingers trail a path up and down her neck, absent-mindedly tracing out Giltaris as he gave her one of his better farewells. That elicited a low purr from her, and Fiers regretted his choice, for once, to not be a towering man-whore the night before a voyage. They broke, and he nodded courteously, gathering up his pack, lute, and other kitsch.

"Are you Giltaris then?" She asked, all doe-eyed and shaky.

"You are joking aren't you? Giltaris was a damned fool. No, with luck, I'll be the son of a whore who kills him and steals his woman." Fiers regarded her with a signature impish leer, and chuckled.

"You didn't sing about that part," the girl murmured, her expression slightly less dreamy.

"The ending can be inferred, but it's true I didn't sing that part. I actually stole Giltaris' woman out from under him, while the naval battle was at its hottest. What kind of daft fool leaves the love of his life unattended and wearing lace stockings?" Fiers winked, and hoisted his pack, turning on his heel and exiting the inn with a song stuck in his head. The girl was left to gape at his departing back, wondering if the bard had been entirely serious. As Fiers stepped out onto the path, a harried-looking courier rushed past and into the inn. Fiers kept on humming and made his leisurely way to the market, still a while yet before the crew would be ready, and he supposed they might even forget about him, and that might not be an abysmal occurrence.

He doubted that the innkeep had heard of The Grave of Giltaris.




Fiers was halfway through composing The Doe's Disappearance at the Slaughter when he finished his last-minute shopping in the market, and made his way, arms full of supplies towards the docks. He'd picked up refreshed supplies for his disguise kit, extra rations, a third outfit -which was reversible- to add to his wardrobe, a flask of whiskey, and to cap off the last of his spending money, he had purchased two spare sets of strings for each of his instruments. In a pinch, Fiers had enough practical knowledge such that he could, given enough time and the necessary tools, sculpt and or fashion the bodies for both his lute and lyre, however strings were much harder to come by in the wildlands than suitable materials for the bodies of those instruments. He had almost purchased two more sets, but decided that if things were dire enough or unfortunate enough that six sets of strings didn't see him through, they were probably fucked.

The time it took to get to the docks was enough to get three quarters finished with The Doe's Disappearance, but when he arrived he was disappointed to see that the Sea-Stalker was still moored, looking almost as though it would never leave port. Rather than try to lag behind in a childish manner, to draw out his steps as long as possible, Fiers did the mature thing.

Fiers darted into a full-on sprint, adopting a farm-woman-like shriek of terror. His scream carried over to the Sea-Stalker with his trained resonance, and in gruesome accompaniment, as Fiers ran he screamed, "THEY'RE RAIDING VELOR, THE PIRATES ARE COMING! THE PIRATES ARE COMING!!!"

Upon finally reaching the specific dock that harboured the Virtuous Company's mode of transport, Fiers giggled happily amid what he had hoped would be a cacophonous panic. If only for a few moments, these sailors would be shitting themselves, before realizing that the cry of 'Pirates!' had come from a man running out to them from the mainland. Wouldn't they just feel dense as diamond when that realization hit them? It was enough to make Fiers almost choke up with laughter.

To the innkeep, who'd somehow beat him to the docks, and the other upper members of the Virtuous Company whom had arrived, Fiers said, "Now, where's the person in charge of this venture? So I can go give him a firm boot in the arse for allowing mayhem and chaos to spread through the ranks?"
As the residents of the ship make their way through the corridors belowdecks, they might catch hints and barest murmurs of this frankly embarrassing rehearsal. The singer in question would almost certainly eviscerate (or severely prank) any individual whom he happened to realize was standing directly outside his door eavesdropping, where the sound could carry and be heard much more clearly through the thin wood of the walled partitions to each cabin. The singer would also be doubly embarrassed by the straining in his voice, still hoarse from a night's worth of vomiting and quite hesitant to be fully stretched out or properly worked, and the absence of any accompaniment. His gods-damned lute had misplaced itself yet again, but the stir to sing something had moved the singer to hide away in his cabin, half hoping against hope the the lapping of waves, crowing of gulls, and creaking of the ship itself would mask his personal failures and ideally the entire performance itself, private in nature, from anybody's inquisitive ears...

I'm certain Ricardo started locking away his journal after noticing the attempts at intrusion into Elsie's quarters (though I really doubt she would let it happen), not too long after he wrote about a certain herb. His journal is not open for public display either, you know. Neither is his quarters, as per any sane person.

This bantering between mine and your character has got to stop here, let's save it for IC.





@Kalleth


Fiers is not a master thief, his petty pranks have come to an end.

...

For now. ;)
During his recital of Somnus (or Sombre something? Musical terms escape me quite readily.)




I am certain, almost, after many retaliatory stares as he leered one too many times into my temporary laboratory - that those wide, slanted, eerily green eyes are indicative of something less than human. I won't denounce the chance that it might be the paranoia of my studies at work. But, together with his ...to put it lightly, 'mischievious nature', has prompted ringing bells in my instincts as a hunter of the inhuman.


The first quoted portion of Ricardo's journal has been annotated in an elegant hand, and marked by an inky thumbprint. The writing while pretty, is cramped into the margins of the journal, and requires the reader to hold the journal on its side in order to read it properly.

"You refer to the Sonorous Symphony, or in layman's terms, me fucking with my lute to try and get it tuned properly. Unfortunately, I am cursed. Even my mediocrity outshines the most prestigious of lutists, and at my most unpolished, composers weep for my capabilities. You happened to miss my real showpiece that night, the spirited Catspaw's Currs, a bit folksy but a true foot-tapper if ever there was one."

The second quoted portion is accompanied by a similarly cramped yet elegant footnote, though the careful observer may note that this footnote appears more hastily scrawled.

"Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're just an ugly bastard? And for somebody who's so keen to peek under a girl's skirts, you seem woefully blind to the irony of your occupation when juxtaposed with your... Feral semblance. How would I fight a rabid dog? Get a bigger dog."


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(Fiers loves his lute. More than he loves insulting Ricardo, at least.)


Gonna burn yourselves out before we ever get started


Then burn we shall, in a glorious torrent of unending immolation by which the ashes of the Unkindled shall link the Fires of Humanity once again, igniting and promulgating the Age of Fire for another cycle. Our very souls will combust the essence of condensed power and lift the undead curse for at least a while longer...
A crumpled, stained, and generally worn piece of paper hangs loosely from the door of one fine-fingered, silver-tongued, wit-wealthy bard. The hand is elegant, though the state of the paper somewhat marrs the beauty of the script. It reads;

"To you, oh smelly, beastly, and palpably rude taxidermist of all save manticores, I have returned the half measure of purple pill which I did not-" There, marking the paper, are the dried remnants of foul-smelling bile. "-not consume to my detriment, and I trust that my error in judgement shall be repaid in full following a performance of your choice in both content and length, at your pleasure. Pray, do not call on me at least until this damnable fever breaks.

Yours, in alchemical altruistic antics,

Fiers"

"To you, motherly woman in both cross countenance, and unceasing nagging, and legendarily loose locks, I offer my profoundest condolences. The mess that has inexplicably appeared directly outside of your stocks can only be explained by a sudden and regrettable emergence of a fierce illness which judging by the harshness of your tone, you bear no interest in remedying. There is however, a mop around here somewhere. That said, you may find that your supplies have been pilfered, however the intended reciepient of said pilfered potents will perhaps be unexpected, should said administration be of a false and ignorant nature. I trust that should any inbibers of unfortunately ill-informed cocktails come to your door, you will be more merciful with their plight.

Yours very own prentice physician, in at least the arts of male prowess,

Fiers.

P.S. Don't drink any of Ricardo's beer. The man's notoriously protective of his drink, as a lump on my head can attest. And also, you really don't want what's in his beer."


I kinda felt that Rosha would just not speak unless spoken to. So more or less she'd probably just awkwardly stare at every, and if a conversation started with her, she'd probably play more of a listener, not much of a talker she's a quiet gal. She probably wouldn't bring up the Void unless asked about where she came from.


Fiers would only have needed her to mention the void once in order to come up with that joke.
I like how there is no R'Ornn statement. XD Yesss. My plan is working.


You hadn't yet posted to the CS list. Fiers shall now update his list. Check again, good sir.
Fiers' Opinions of the Rest of the Company;

Alya: "She can play a mean tune, but she really ought to speak up more, since some of us have a hard time figuring out which rations to pack for Little Miss Silent Treatement..."

Elsie: "You know how you'll beat the snot out of some arsehole who calls your mom a bitch even if deep down inside, you know the bastard's right? Yeah."

Reignald: "Ah, Reiggy. What a fellow. Has endurance like you wouldn't believe, for a man his age. You just wouldn't expect a man of his vintage to nail them as often as he does, and as hammered as he makes them, they still cool right off once he's done getting them hot.

I'm talking about swords you blasted pervert. Get your mind out of the gutter."

Rosha: "For a girl who claims to favour the straight and narrow, she sure loves to talk about her 'void' an awful lot. Although, maybe that explains itself quite nicely. Come now, you didn't think I was going to go for the obvious 'Master' joke did you? No, I don't think the Virtuous Company has sunk low enough to hire on any members of the Bator house. They're an awfully shifty group of nobles after all."

Ricardo: "In spite of his good looks, muscular ability, and penchant for concocting potions and chemical blends of various effects, I have it on good authority that consuming those purple pills of his does not engorge increase one's performance in any measurable way. Shame though, I bet he could whip something like that up in a heartbeat, should anybody need it. Nobody in particular, especially not any of the members of the Virtuous Company whose ability to garner female attention is lauded through kingdoms and fabled in legend. No sir. Ricardo also smells like a wet dog sometimes, so there's that."

R'Ornn: "Now I know that the Virtuous Company doesn't accept pets, but the closest analagous thing is a short mini-elf that can sparkle. It can also impale things. So a sparkly impaling midget and we couldn't get a Manticore? I'd be affronted but at least Ricardo won't murderfuck this shiny pokey bastard, and I won't have to make do with a legitimately fantastic area rug. ...How about that? Maybe I'll get a manticore after all. RICARDO! CAN YOU DO A THROW, MAYBE A NICE SPREAD FOR ME? I SWEAR I'LL PAY YOU BACK FOR THE MISSING PURPLES! ... Shit I don't think he knew about that. Maybe R'Ornn can crystallize the door he's trying to break down. No? Come on, don't go all PETA on me now! The Pernicious Egregious Total Assholes already got me arrested on charges of manticore trafficking!"

Edit: Someone made a snide comment. I overdid it. XD


I'll say this much; Fiers may not get on very well with this character.
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