Kalleth

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@Kalleth "Sir, do we get cookies?"

@Regitnui

"Only if you take me out for dinner first, Zeke."

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@Kalleth *Zeke promptly goes catatonic* wot?

@Regitnui

*Jordan rolls his eyes and continues pulling out the cooking paraphernalia.*

"Class, I'm creating a metaphor for sexual reproduction using cooking shows as the metaphorical device. This is not because we're puritanical theologians, or paranoid child-huggers, but rather it's because most of you, save Zeke apparently, should have a good grasp of the material to hand. And besides, I think I've got some pretty killer puns in the oven. Does anybody object to this?"

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@Kalleth wot?

@Regitnui

"I'm talking about sexual reproduction, Zeke."

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"Ahem. Good morning students. Today we've got something special prepared for you. The holy of holies! That most anticipated and dreaded of lessons! Yes students, oh yes, I've been eagerly awaiting this day. You can not fathom the horrors, the terrors, the sheer blood-curdling fear that will consume you..."

Jordan reached under the counter, his wolf-grin on full display, and with a flourish-

He put on a chef's hat.

"Now students, are any of you familiar with the appropriate methods, and associated recipe required, in order to properly bake a human child?"

Blorbs - A World Without Limits (...Kinda)

My complex orders broke the game...

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NaNoWriMo Discussion

Hey folks,

Who's planning on engaging in that age old tradition? Got any tips, any fun stories? Share 'em here!

Blorbs - A World Without Limits (...Kinda)

>>Upon finishing Danny Boy, begin a rousing rendition of Auld Lang Syne.
>>During an instrumental break in the song, test the ocean water by sticking a finger in and tasting it to see if it's drinkable.

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A Grown Ass-Man, a Child, and a Dog

Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!)

@liferusher Me?

Sword Art Online - Path to freedom - Signups open!

@Zelosse

Sal grit his teeth, accepted the friend request, and cast around for a shop that could sell him a cloak. Or even a textile place that might be able to cover him up if he completed a quest. No such luck. He adjusted some woefully loose straps, and tugged at some unexpectedly snug places, before finally grumbling under his breath.

"Salacious_Saviour, Sal if you like, lead the way Marcus."

Sal scrolled through the options in his menu, until he found the inventory, and took stock of his weapon, and extra items he'd picked up with his starting money. He hadn't expected the mirror-change, and so he had kept the starting armour, much to his present chagrin. Now though, the many straps and sheaths adorning his leather armour would prove useful, at least to some degree. While he laid down his battleaxe for a spell, he took out his Axeshield and slung it over his back. He also stuck the hatchet in a calve-sheathe, and his two throwing axes on his waist. The pickaxe he left in his inventory, as it would be less than useless in comparison with his other weapons, better as a tool, or a last resort.

The straps and sheathes came with ties, to hold the items still, as well as blade guards, in case the ties came loose. Sal was able to secure the hatchet and throwing axes fine, but he was having trouble with his Axeshield's ties. He grew angry, muttering and cursing. Finally he gave up, and his gaze slowly crawled towards Thomas.

@Enalais

"Help me, would you?"

It felt at least a little better, to have sharp weapons distracting from his pitifully skinny frame. Who knows? They might even block an unlucky blow, assuming Sal had to put up with this ridiculous armour much longer.