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STATUS: So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war? 4 yrs ago
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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

Most Recent Posts

In YOU KNOW WHAT → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
No.
In Men vs. Women Race to 1000 → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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In le ebin maymays! → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
<Snipped quote by Sherlock Holmes> I'm just surprised I didn't immediately do that in absolutely every thread after learning that there's a ridiculous 150,000 character limit I could fuck shit up so good
Don't fucking tempt me.
In Things you Google while writing. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
Almost all of my RPs have playlists.
I pick out theme songs for my characters. And my stories. And my RPs. And individual events.
In What do you want to work on? → 11 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
I really wish that I could get the ball rolling on my characters. I keep on writing novels about them in my head, then when I get to the roleplay, I just say "DEY HAVE CRIPPWING BURF DEFECT". At least now I have characters. I was really, really bad pretty recently. One of the other biggest things I have to work on is imagery, more specifically, not using "amazingly" and "extremely" in every single sentence. Specifically in roleplaying, I'm afraid that I resort to ass-pulls far too often, and there was this one time when I took someone else's story and smashed it into the ground to make way for my own. Which ended in the most disgustingly anti-climactic battle ever. I'm not that bad anymore, but the ass-pulls still stay. Mainly because I have a giant infatuating with the "Superweapon Surprise" trope and am really good at rationalizing stuff. The biggest problem I have is that I cannot write romances, EVER. I tried, like, fifteen times. The couples never spoke to each other, aside from a single quote that was there to say "We're banging". I also need to stop going off on tangents all the time, I try to just say "He shot his pistol", but I end up describing the entire history of the pistol and its manufacturer, which eventually explains the origin of the technology and concept behind it. By the time I'm done, you forget that it's a sci-fi story and not a history textbook.
In Men vs. Women Race to 1000 → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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In Google Picture War → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
In The Dress → 11 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Scientifically it's been proven to be blue and black. But my eyes brain keeps telling my eyes that it's white and gold.
It is. Science is a heretic. All of it.
In Things you Google while writing. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
- shamefully-basic arithmetic like 20-4
If I wanted to do that without a calculator, I would need to use both my fingers and my toes.
In New rule → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'm not afraid! I'm just lazy! Get your facts straight, dammit!
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