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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Well, I decided to do an Ask thing, with my OC Rex. But since I can't draw...
*ducks behind the couch and waits for verbal abuse*
Novice. I can draw much better! This took me five hours.
why is this thread not dead yet
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Pfft. Such puny creatures, squabbling with ideals. Chaos does not rule; nor does Order. No, discipline and honor is what the universe shall be ruled by when WE'RE done. That is, Draconians with Abh sla- allies.
Yes! We Abh with our Draconian sla- allies will rule the universe for EQUALITY AND JUSTICE. Yes. Definitely that.
<Snipped quote by Keyguyperson> *Sakari shoves plasma gun in daemon's face* Here, just sell us your loyalty and you can have this weapon.
"Is that focused plasma? Can we have it? We'll give you our instantaneous FTL."
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For the RPGC I found myself looking up obscure battles during the Invasion of Poland.
<Snipped quote by darkwolf687> Order is for the weak! Accept the Truth and cast down your weakness! Free yourselves slaves of the material universe!
*Abh shoves katana in daemon's face* "IS THIS NOT MORE HONORABLE?!"
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<Snipped quote by Keyguyperson> Yup, right after the Dracs and Abh have a feast, decide they like each other for their love of swords, and then go to war together against everyone that isn't them- err, that is oppressed!
I imagine the Abh and Draconians will have some fights over energy swords vs. steel katanas, though. "We can chop a person in half without any effort!" "Exactly! You have to feel their flesh try to stop you as you slowly hack at them, letting them bleed to death after you've immobilized them!" "OURS GLOW." "OUR WEAPON IS MORE HONORABLE!" "NO, OURS IS!"
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