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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Y'know, Floor really doesn't seem to be a very grounded person


These puns are flooring me.
buttheart


A young prince is dying, and the only way to save him is to give him the heart of a butt.
In Topic 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Click here and begin writing?!?
I took the easy way out. Short, freeverse poem.
Not too thrilled with it but I had legitimately 15 minutes to write because my parentally-imposed bedtime during the school week is ten o'clock, and I still have to reply to a whole bunch of RPs tonight.
But, @Keyguyperson, . That is all I have to say about your achievement.


I feel so proud of this, you have no idea.

It's the best thing I ever wrote, and that's no exaggeration. I hope that it doesn't turn out that everyone else is better than me, because that would be embarrassing, considering I just said that it's the best thing I ever wrote.
Mein Gott.

I did it.

I FINISHED THE STORY!

9300 WORDS INCLUDING THE DISCLAIMER AND NOTES!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find it really funny that we have the Morteans here, because I'm writing about a species called the Murtaden.

Okay. So the only similarities are the M and the R. But still.
I'm glad I sent mine in 6 days ago, no last minute stress for me ^_^ Are we supposed to get a confirmation the entry has been added?


"Screw you. Screw you until the end of time."

Sincerely,
All of us who don't have superhuman typing speed.
In Symbolism 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

There's also theory that tells us that by aging we actually burn slowly. Something with dyoxide in the air.


It's clearly water. Everyone that ever drank water died.
Well, it's crunch time now! Best of luck to everyone!
I'm not saying what I chose or what I'm writing about, but considering that I have said that there's a genocidal maniac in it, and the stuff I've said elsewhere on RPG, I think people have a pretty good idea of what I'm writing about.
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