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STATUS: So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war? 4 yrs ago
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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

Most Recent Posts

In From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
You know, my love stories are like textbooks in an American sex-ed class.

There's no sex in them.

Hell, nothing even remotely close to sex in them. So the comparison still holds.
In From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
I'm so sorry my computer is dying every minute or so don't expect anything anytime soon
In From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
Who's the most aggressive species here? I wanna plan an encounter so I can maybe battle stuff. Otherwise, @Zadubadabu should invite the Congregation to Arcadia. Since some Roa's are one A-01.


Rom-

Oops, I forgot that they're all happy cheerful rainbows over there now. Too bad they weren't like that when they decided to conquer the Abh.
In From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP → 11 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
You are treading a very thin line with me ASTA.

And applying real science and development to a NRP where fantasy magic is a thing and non-magic stuff is probably powered by handwavium is a bad idea.


Hey, Duck.

You're not trying to... you know...

start an ARGUMENT, are you?

*Runs away giggling*
In Million Exploding Suns Spectacle - Space Battle RPG → 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
When somebody makes the technology to take a person's consciousness and put it on a computer, I'm going to volunteer. Life is crap.

js.


I'd upload myself into a robotic body. Live forever, all that jazz. I'd divvy up processing power between working on shizz like warp drive, and use the rest to play video games. That way I can be lazy and wait for interesting things to happen, while helping those interesting things actually happen!

Plus, I'd live forever. So I could wait forever for interesting things to happen!

Or just go into standby mode while waiting for them!

TECHNOLOGY IS AWESOME!
In Why do I go on Wattpad again? → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
That's just a front! Don't you see? The Russians were hired by the Illuminati to protect the holy trail, Elvis, their alien bones, and Hitler's U.F.O. from the space wizards!


WHAT ABOUT OBAMA?!? Didn't you know he's the Antichrist sent here to convert us all to Christianity before the aliens invade!?!?
In Why do I go on Wattpad again? → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
*tinfoil hat slowly descends onto head* That's what they want you to think! They sold all the nukes to the Illuminati for their alien bones!


I thought all the alien bones were safely guarded by the Russians in Afghanistan. It's why we invaded, you know. That and the Stargate.
In Statuses → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
In Why do I go on Wattpad again? → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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Good luck finding an American nuke that hasn't been disabled.


I found 2,104.
In Million Exploding Suns Spectacle - Space Battle RPG → 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Or maybe one can just board the ship.


"Report?"

"We teleported into a waste disposal tank. My head is currently underneath five mauled baby dolphin corpses."

"What the fu-"

"Don't question it."

Meesa like.


That lance is a bombad boomba.
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