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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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That's it. I'm stealing the nuclear launch codes from both the USA and Russian Federation.

Only flame can cleanse this world now.
I finished my first ship!

I don't know why, because it's so insane that I'll never have enough battlepoints to use it.

Also, don't question my weapons classification system. It's something about lots of quarks. Or some BS like that. BIG NUMBERZ MEENZ BIG EXPLOSHUNZ.

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Do I still have permission for the plot involving some common sense if you know what I mean?


After "saving the galaxy", I doubt the humans will have much common sense. However, once they do a giant genocide, they'll be chock full of common sense, and people with common sense will obviously rebel against those without it, so we can make ALL the humans have common sense.

-snip-


If we were being realistic, then the battles would look like something out of the Alliance-Union universe.

For those of you unfamiliar with Alliance-Union (So all of you), battles take place across seemingly insane distances at relativistic speeds. Battleships calculate where their enemy could be once their shot reaches them, and fires a volley in that area. You don't know if they've been hit until almost an hour after the fact, because of the time lag caused by the distance you're fighting at.

And that's why we're not being realistic. Instead, our ships stop when our engines are damaged and we fire broadsides without protecting the bottom half of our ship which is painted red. Our weapons look like giant WW2 battleship turrets even though they fire blue beams that really shouldn't work at all like they do, and our fighters bank because it looks cool.

Enemy ships firing red beams and wearing nazi uniforms is optional.
>Keyguy still hasnt edited in responses to everyone


>Duck hasn't saved the galaxy recently
>Duck shouldn't question the Terran Military Junta
>Neither should you
>Never forget New Condria, never forget the demons in the form of angels]
>Never let it happen again
>Report any dissenters to your nearest Terran Military official
>May humanity stand strong against the alien hordes.
>All hail Terra
In this one NRP my nation happened to be a major exporter of high-tech waste disposal and fabrication products based off of energy-matter conversion. The Earth became uninhabitable due to the one-two punch of an antiproton attack that destroyed a quarter of Africa and two nanoviruses. The UN met on an orbital station to discuss what to do, when terrorists attacked (Not one UN meeting happened in this RP without a terrorist attack). Well, these same waste disposal and fabrication devices were used by my nation as teleporters. A fleet came in to stop the terrorists, but the UN delegates were in danger. Leading them to a trash can, my delegate told them to all jump in while he hacked the station network to let the teleporters on the starships connect to it. Everyone got away safely.

Then there was the time that the reapers were invading in the precursor to my current NRP (We liked references, okay?). My humans were desperately trying to hold them off with the other species, but they were running out of ammo quickly. When their ammo was all spent, the entire fleet burned as hard as possible for the reapers, launching escape pods on the way. Those escape pods also burned as hard as possible for the reapers. The Reapers didn't have a fun day.

But what I'm most proud of?

The international dick measuring that took place in that one Roleplayer's Resort all that time ago.

An entire nation's starfleet came to a random island to put on a lightshow and prove how much more awesome they were than another nation's.

Then the artificial moon came down and did the same thing.
You know when you have an awesome idea for a roleplay, and want to make an interest check, then realize that you're already GMing five or so roleplays and can't be bothered? You know when you feel really bad about it because this idea is awesome and you wish it was a thing?

Well, I sure do! It happens all the time! I have an idea, I make an interest check, two dudes say "Probs", and it fades away into the second page of the subforum because I got assigned another essay. It's just too bad that these ideas just die off, so I made this thread!

What is this, exactly? Well, it's a place for people who are crazy enough to trust random people on the internet with their own roleplay ideas. If you have a roleplay concept you can't or don't want to GM, then post it here and I'll add it to the OP for people to pick (Provided you give them permission, obviously). The idea is still yours, and you can request that it be removed if you want to for whatever reason. It's just a place to leave ideas which you want to see but can't make happen. Once an idea has been chosen, I will add a link to its roleplay in the idea's place. Totally insane, I know, but somebody out there will want to make use of this, so I figured I might as well create it!

Free Ideas:
























I don't have enough time for this, and joining it would be a terrible idea.

Expect an app soon.
But wait... MAGIC


HUMAN SPIRIT IS MAGIC.

HUMAN SPIRIT IS STRONGEST MAGIC!

Now load the escape pods into the railguns and open fire, because we're out of ammo.
<Snipped quote by Keyguyperson>Pft.
Bunch of techno-barbarians who have yet to realize the versatile wonder of mass drivers or the sheer value and convenience of superheavy armors.
It'll too late after you've been sliced apart by the unraveling swarm of superdense monofilaments.


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and beams.
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