Keyguyperson

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

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*Bitch slap* I is supreme magic! I is supreme psionic! I is supreme lasor, kinetic, and everything else. All BOW BEFORE ME!!!!!!1!1!1!1;1!!!@Keyguyperson@Zadubadabu@Willy Vereb@duck55223

@Durandal

Your magic is no match for the ETERNAL HUMAN SPIRIT!

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

Guys, did you know that if I'd be a dog...

I'd be a dog.

UNLESS

MAGIC!!!!!!!!

@KaiserAuto

You owe Duck royalties for "Unless Magic", you know. It's a trademark of Duck Industries.

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

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You told me [REDACTED FACTION] was interuniversal and planted the Abh in Andromeda. Although I forgot you have a terrible habit of changing things on me and not telling me. And that was the reason for the whole Ningen being a god thing. And the Earth being a land of the gods thing.

@duck55223

Yeah... uh... that's exactly what happened. Dunno why you're so mad at me.

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

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Considering that was from a Earth in a different universe, I rather that be run by me first.

@duck55223

I did, not formally though. I mean, aside from the fact that the Abh religions involves them leaving the "land of the gods" which is literally named "Earth", with their escape being protected by a god literally named "Human", whom created the Goddess that became the Abh. And then we see a reference to nuclear weapons in their mythology, and their archaeologists currently hold the idea that there was an advanced Abh civilization in the ancient past to be fact.

I also kind of said "Hey, hey Duck. Guess what Ningen means? Huh? Huh? Guess!", and then you translated it and was all like "Holy shit Keyguy humans aren't gods" because you take everything literally for some inexplicable reason?

Also@Keyguyperson's Abh is noted to be originating from the humans on Earth, from the distant past.

@Willy Vereb

Well, they're kinda from the future... ish... not really at all.

I won't go into major detail, but the Abh ARE related to humanity, and originated in a different universe. They came here a million or so years ago for [REASONS] and lost their technology because [REASONS].

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

You know guys, your humans don't have to be from this Earth. There are other Earths out there. I mean, where do you think the Abh came from?

From Stardust, to Stardust: Tales of Andromeda, a Sci-Fi Fantasy RP

Their most likely reaction when another civilization asks them for their war crimes:
"You razed an entire planet! Killed 4 billion of unarmed helpless citizen in one night!"
"Yes, we did. How much economical compensation you require? According to our intelligence reports, your yearly tax rate, loss of resource production, not to mention the rehabitation expenses would cost..."

@Willy Vereb

The Abh reaction:

"What are civilians? Are they like cowards? Then haven't we done both you and them a great service? I don't understand why you're so angry. Please calm down."

I Can't Be The Only Person Who Hates Kids

Hmm... if I could draw I'd do a manga about a guy who hates kids cause his girlfriend broke up with him, lost his job, and volunteers at the local youth center.
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Damn. I just described the last six months of my life in a nutshell.

@Otaku95

I think we all know what an anime called "I Can't Be The Only Person Who Hates Kids" would be about.

Million Exploding Suns Spectacle - Space Battle RPG

In that case, starfighter ships, FORVARTS!!!!

@Durandal

Your starfighter ships are no match for our SHIELDS AND BEAMS! SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS SHIELDS BEAMS!

Grammer tips by Aza

You guys have gone to far.
Come back to us.

@Azarthes

Nuh.

Weh weel neveh cem bek tu u.

I Can't Be The Only Person Who Hates Kids

Your title looks like an anime title to me.

@Awson

Watashi wa kodomo no kirai yuiitsu no hito ni dekinai

Better known by its western nickname:

Fuck it just throw in some words or some shit we don't even care.