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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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So, Duck's been getting all on my case for this one: Is a theocracy acceptable here?
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In Corrupt A Wish 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
So I saw that Spam had no Corrupt A Wish game. Clearly a major oversight of some sort. Anyway's, I've come to rectify that glaring issue.

Corrupt A Wish is exactly what it sounds like. Someone wishes for something, and you twist that wish into the most horrifying thing ever. Then you wish for something. You can't just say "Not granted" or "Granted whatever here's my wish", because that's just lazy and doesn't make anyone laugh. Now, an example:

Person A: I wish for infinite food.

Person B: Granted. You are now covered in MREs.

Please be more ridiculous than that, otherwise the game isn't any fun. Now, let's start!

I wish for a bagel.
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Does crying hurt?


Your eyes are meant to cry. They are not meant to ejaculate.
So just to be expressly clear before I go writing a ginormous post... I'm accepted?


Yep!
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To shoot semen from his eyes at will.


But...

Wouldn't that hurt?

Like, a lot?
>Spawn man who is furious about the missed update.
If it isn't in a bar or cake, then oh god get it away.
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