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Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
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Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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San Francisco, UTA Situation Room


"They just HAD to attack now!" Exclaimed Richard MacEoin "We don't even have the infrastructure ready yet! Why can't the world just progress in a logical, rational way?"

The leaders of the UTA were gathered around a square table, a holographic map in the center displaying the known locations of Midwestern Commonwealth forces. Though the map was commonly referred to as a hologram, it was nothing like the "true" holograms still in their early stages at Caltech. It just used a miniaturized version of the holograms that existed before the outbreak of the Third World War, just giving the illusion of a three-dimensional object.

"Because we aren't a logical and rational species." Said Christopher Huerta, trying to get Richard back on task. "We'll be fighting another conventional war, it seems."

"Had you allocated more funding to the Damocles Project this wouldn't be a problem." Said Yuuki "Instead we replaced all of the steam catapults on the carriers with electromagnetic ones."

"Has the Navy ever actually seen combat?" Asked Yeong Suk, earning a glare from Ančjo. Not wanting to let the situation escalate further, Richard spoke again.

"We're being invaded! You can argue over whether or not we need the Navy or if the Air Force's pilots are a mob of idiots because they can't make a carrier landing later! We're at war, Damocles is barely off of the drawing board, and we have to win! Does anyone have something to say that doesn't involve an inter-service rivalry?"

"Our fleet is already on it's way back." Reported Ančjo "The enemy wasn't planning on the resolution of the conflict over the Caliphate, and it's obvious that they were trying to take advantage of our preoccupation. It's likely that they will be unable to defeat us once we are back at full strength, though Mr. Huerta would know more about that."

"Yes, we should be perfectly fine once our forces arrive." Agreed Christopher Huerta "The question is whether we can hold out until they get here. The enemy is focusing their assault on Wyoming, the location of nearly all of our missile bases. We don't know if they've gone nuclear yet, it's entirely possible that they just want the missiles."

"We can't let them take the missile silos." Said Richard "If that's what they're after, then we can all guess what will happen if they get it. Besides the obvious threat of nuclear war, the Damocles Project needs those warheads."

"The entire Air Force is in a position to strike their forces, I say we deploy our tactical bombers en masse against their army." Said Yuuki "We've also got plenty of tactical missiles standing by on their pads right now. Not to mention our substantial fighter fleet, we should be able to establish aerial superiority."

"Perfect. We'll bombard the enemy as they advance, and have the forces falling back from the border divert to nearby military bases to establish a defensive line. Organize the reserves in the border states as well, and send them to the line. Naval aircraft will be assisting our forces, and the craft on the deployed Carriers will head to airbases near the border to refuel before joining the main force. We'll hit them with everything we've got and then some. Have any extra transports fly out to the fleet and pick up the troops we sent out, we need anyone we can get for this."

"Gotcha." Said Yuuki, hastily leaving the room to send the orders immediately. Richard had given her permission to disregard the usual formalities, since the Air Force was the quickest responding branch of the military, the quicker the orders were given the better things went.

"Yes Sir!" Said everyone else, saluting before walking out of the room.

We've got a smaller batch this time, but it's a good one!


So basically @Revans Exile said.
Because of RPs I have explored the wonderful world of how to kill.

And I've lately ended up watching many a video out of Syria for a reference on shit from tanks blowing up to how bodies ragdoll in explosions.


I've learned that railguns make this really cool BRRRRRRRRNYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW sound, and that night battles actually do look like lightshows.
These threads always restore my faith in humanity. Because nobody ever agrees with The Patriarch.
Fuck, every RP I join seems to die off shortly afterwards.

It's like I'm the harbinger of misfortune bringing death to unfortunate roleplays.


Stop trying to usurp my throne, dammit.
After a zillion years of me being inactive, I've decided to post!

So I hope you're all ready for me to show off just how insane the dictator of the western USA is!

...

Tomorrow.

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Me, being me and therefore me, would probably end up playing a male character. Why? Because I know how a male works, damnit! Playing females is always really awkward for me

He says, casually ignoring his pseudo-Amazon society and his set-in-an-all-girls-school rpg.


I might possibly have a male character that hasn't gone through a full story without any development whatsoever.

Ha ha ha.

Thatwasalie.

(You know, I just realized something. Tidally locked planets that are habitable would have a constant wind. Do you know what this means? It means that the main character in my planned fantasy story can have her hair blow dramatically in the wind constantly. I mean, I could make it so that her hair is short and be realistic about the setting, but I am incapable of writing female characters who have hair that isn't three feet long and black.)

I wonder how many more jokes about my writing I can fit into this post.

Well I suppose I'll have to start writing up the Fantasy version of Numburg won't I?


I hope they wear sunglasses, because all of my nation's airships are going to be polished white and with a gold trim I refuse to describe in depth.

None of you get these jokes because you latch onto entirely different aspects of my writing due to how rare it is that one person notices the trend because they haven't read everything I've ever written ever.

Never let me interact with other beings at 2:21 AM.
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Anime Girls IN A FANTASY LAND!

In all honesty though, theres probably a anime already like that.


It's every single fantasy anime, Duck. This is a well known fact.
A lot of the arguments saying that you can't be born Gay seem to invoke the "It's useless for evolution so it can't exist" argument. So I'm just gonna make this little post here:

We have an appendix, and some people have sickle cell disease. One of those is unnecessary now, but it's still there. The other one is a potentially fatal condition, and it still exists. I do t have a degree or anything, but I'm pretty sure that evolution isn't everything that serves no purpose being eliminated.

Besides, mutations exist. They're, you know, the reason we aren't amoebas.
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