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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Color me impressed. I thought mine was big with like 5000 words.


There was one guy who needed two posts for his.

I was so jealous.
Final App! I didn't make it all pretty, because it's 10 over here, this is an adapted app, and I'm already really lazy. I'm pretty sure I didn't screw anything up, but this is 10,000 words or so. Just tell me if there's any instance of me doing something horribly wrong and I'll fix it.

@Keyguyperson Except edits don't actually send pings. We might have missed it anyway. Also, when is anything *not* a metaphor for some war with you? I mean, you managed to turn glomping into a metaphor for trench warfare. Somehow. XD


I got halfway through a story about a couple in an alternate universe, Solresol-speaking, 1940's India (that was at war with France) who were named after geological formations. It was going to be a metaphor for the atomic bombings. I dropped it because writing dialogue in a language you don't know is hard, and I am incapable of writing male characters unless they are involved in Space WWII.
@Beach Burrito

You're out there making crazy, original alien species and here I am with three humanoids and taking ideas from Star Wars.

Just a basic reiteration: The RP Officially Starts Today.

When? I have some things on my schedule for most of the Early day. So expect the thread to be up around the afternoon or evening (Most of the Introductory post is already written, I'm just sort of busy today. Go figure.).

Before I post the IC, I will go back through the thread , rereview, and accept anybody with a sufficiently filled out nation sheet.

I will also be posting the MAP, along with a LEGEND and a PRIMER. @Nilesapa, I have thought about what you said and have rethought my initial approach. I believe your concerns have been adequately addressed. Caveat emptor.

@The Grey Warden, I will permit you to select your own location on the map after it is posted. Be aware, future applicants - as well as those who simply have not yet had time to complete their nation sheets - will be placed as they come. Which means any of them might and can be placed next to you after you have placed yourself. Otherwise known as Letting You Live With Your Choice. True Vacuum Shenanigans ho.

That is all for now. I'll be back again later today.


GYDAAAAHHH

OHGODIGOTTAWRITEFAST
I only have one species left to flesh out! Then I can get working on the technology and military sections! And after that, I get to come up with three new religions!

Never let me make an app ever again!
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Aww, and I was all set to delve into unhealthy relationships, exploitation of people with mental disorders, deconstruction of common character traits by giving characters with said traits nuclear ICBMS, and other such things that aren't all connected together like what I just listed.

Surely someone has SOMETHING to post.
>Coughs
>Dust flies everywhere and spiders crawl over my feet
>I pull down on a chain
>Light turns on
>It reveals a room, entirely comprised of dust and cobwebs
>I can see nothing else
>Screaming at the horrid sight from the depths of horror, I burn the cobwebs
>There are a bunch of crates, with books all over the floor
>I sigh, beginning to rearrange everything
>I should have just had regular updates
>Nothing even happened two months ago to remove my desire to do things in general
>Dammit Me
>Stop being such a stupid ass

So yeah, this is back now.

I think I just leveled up in necromancy.
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Grab Keyguy's vote for The Meta Universe


I knew what I was doing! I was just waiting to edit my post for dramatic effect! It was gonna be a all like "Ooooh, will he vote or not?"

It was going to be a metaphor for the Cold War.
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