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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

Most Recent Posts

That's a nice gun, can I hold it?
I don't even want to know the story behind your face.
I want to eat the multicolored candy.
What the fuck kind of cop car is this? Who are you? What are you? How could you even commit a crime?
Hide and scream, thus giving away my position.
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Dammit I thought I was the only one here with cigs.
S-so... loitering, right? That's why you're here? Maybe you tore off one of those tags that come on all the couches? Definitely not, like, something bad, right? Right?
@RomanAria

That... that pretty much sums up my writing process.

Just with a bit more badly-used google translating of languages that I don't actually know the grammar of, thus making it completely unreadable if you actually speak said language.
(This is really just a conversation between a bunch of people stuffed into the back seat of a police car now)

Oh gods you're a demon. Don't hurt me. I can get you Calvados, I have connections.
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