Keyguyperson

RPGC#4 -- Lies

Oh god. A showdown between Key, Terminal, and mdk. Wonderful.
*hides in shame in the mediocre-author corner*

@RomanAria

Oh don't worry, while I might write long stories, they're honestly just me vomiting out all the words I can think of. There are countless contradictions and plot holes in all of my stories because I never take the time to edit them, and the only reason I appear good is because you can't hear the contradictions while I'm vomiting, and the vomit solidifies to fill the plot holes.

Sorry for that mental image, by the way.

Really sorry.

Here's a lie: my grade point average HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

@Blitz

I suppose I could decide to write about my grade in Math.

Because I really shouldn't be passing that class.

(In other news, I could always write about an entirely different war and tell an entirely different heart-wrenching true story that will leave you screaming for the characters to not do what they're about to do.)

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

*Coughs quietly*

"I have cigs. Don't do anything to me in prison. Please."

Crush my dreams!

Trillions of dollars suddenly appear in your backyard. You are arrested for counterfeiting.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

"Nice mask... It's a mask, right? Right?"

Once again, my short story collection is free on Amazon

So much thought going into something as simple as "Can my story be in the anthology? <story>" "Yes/No"

@BrobyDDark

We don't want to end up publishing a greentext.

I'd suggest that the editors be the ones who decide, not just for their section, but the entire anthology. Majority wins (or maybe 60-75 percent or something).

This is making me really excited, I really hope we get this off the ground!

RPGC#4 -- Lies

Ha.

Challenge Accepted.

Stand aside, little Motes. I take large steps. Terminal has joined the bout!

@Terminal

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YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

@mdk

I've never lost a contest after submitting a piece based on WWII.

Guess it's time to cover the bit of the war with my favorite vehicles and least favorite events. And lots of lies, told both then and now. So I hope you're ready for me to bash some royal families and major corporations as if I'm running for political office as a Communist.

No points for figuring out what part of the war I'm turning into a space opera.

(I have high hopes for the entries in this contest, the subject is just a gold mine. Can't wait to see what people come up with!)

Once again, my short story collection is free on Amazon

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One of the coolest things about self-publishing is that you can publish whatever the fuck you want to. It doesn't have to be a calculated career move, vetted by a publishing firm. Taaj wrote these, and wanted to share her work, so she's put it up for free and has told us about it because we've known her for ages. Somehow, I doubt being a financial success is at the top of her priority list with this one, so maybe tone down the criticism a bit, hm? Try reading the stories she's giving you for free, and maybe share your thoughts about those, rather than having a go at someone who's writing and self-publishing for pleasure, not gain, and is just sharing that with us.

@Halo

You know that's actually a good point.

Sorry about that, Taaj.

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I'd be down for organizing this if people were interested.

@Taaj

I'd do it. Might be nice to throw my stuff in a thing. I could be all like "Oh yeah I've been in a short story anthology before." and the publishing companies will be all like "Oh that's nice which one?" and then I'll run away in fear and start crying in a dark corner in a shady-looking alley.

But seriously, I'd totally do this if people are interested. It's a nice idea.

Android App for Forums

I haven't run into any issues on mobile or tablet, but a mobile version of the site would be helpful if only because the text is too small.

Age of Rebirth 2 (Post WW3)

I'll be keeping the UTA, but maybe it'll be a communist dictatorship this time around. Or an outright Empire, just so I can have an excuse to put Emperor Norton's face on all the money.

Crush my dreams!

You now have one, given to you by the genes passed down for generation upon generation, all stemming from Broby because he got stuck in the Stone Age with his dick. You are mostly Broby now. And That's Terrible.

I wish that this chain of events connected to Broby's dick continues.