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Keyguyperson
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STATUS: So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war? 4 yrs ago
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So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
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Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?
EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.
EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.
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Are you all painfully clenching at the thought of the next singarity?
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There's this one on my towel that I really like, I pulled it out accidentally when I took off the tag. It's a lovely shade of blue.
Jar Jar was my favorite character.
I can confirm that this is a good thing.
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If he had some ice, I'm pretty sure he'd be cool already.
I had ice cream to hydrate myself afterwards. So I am, in fact, cool.
It's been a while since that last happened to me.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Welcome! Nice to have you here!
It'll be written in real time to, so every few chapters will take place in a magical communist bathroom, or a magical communist line at the bank. Every now and then, there might be a few chapters about buying topical ointments at a magical communist Walgreens.
Exactly. It'll be a true masterpiece.
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I see you're slacking off on the length of your entries.
At some point a device to pause time will be invented, and I will write for a hundred years straight on the longest manuscript ever created by man. When it is completed, you'll have to massively upgrade the server just to handle all the data. It will tell the story of a simple farm boy in a communist dictatorship in a magical world. The entire story. Birth to death. The climax is him stopping a battle by playing music.
And then I reveal in the author's note that the whole thing was just a reference to the Battle of Stalingrad.
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