Keyguyperson

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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(It was actually 108 before, I Ninja'd)

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

109

youtube.com/watch?v=Pn-FIFcNwBM

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

109

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

109

Horrible pick-up lines

cheesiest pick up line ever

@mdk

get it get it

@Taaj

Keyguy sat in his black office chair with sleek-looking, chrome-like arms as he browsed the forums. The blue lights on his computer's fans illuminated the brick wall next to him, which was covered in space posters. He found a thread titled "Horrible pick-up lines". Being quite bored with trying to elaborate everything in his latest roleplaying application, he decided to click on it. After all, bad pickup lines were always worth a good laugh.

He adjusted the excessively long cord on his headphones as he began to lay back to slowly scroll through the thread at his leisure. This made him notice the fact that he was listening to music he didn't particularly care for, so he quickly paused the video and played the only other video he had open for background noise. It happened to be a reading of the "Humans are Scary" post on Reddit, which he had been listening to in order to write his application about a human supremacist nation.

He laid back in his chair, but noticed that it just stopped abruptly. A sigh came out of his mouth as he realized that he had hit the level with his leg again, and he reached down with his right hand to set right what was wrong. A quick pull on the lever let him recline back int he chair, and he let out a breath of happiness. He went back to scrolling through the thread.

As he kept going, he found an image. It was of eighteen pickup trucks, six red, six white, and six a navy blue. They all had giant cheese wedges in their beds. He was confused, and just kept scrolling. The end of the page was reached, and he clicked on the "Next" button. The last post he saw was the same image, but in a hider titled "cheesiest pick up line ever". He figured out the joke. He fell back into his chair, now laying in it and looking up at the wooden ceiling.

He rolled his head to the left, and sighed. Then he rolled his head to the right, and sighed. He then rolled his eyes in a colossal circle, sighing the heaviest this time. Tears rolled down his cheeks, the pun having saddened him. Suddenly, a sharp pain struck his heart. He had a muscle spasm, and fell out of the chair. Blood came out of his mouth with a cough, and then it was all over. Everything went dark, there was only pure nothingness left.

The pun had literally killed him, because it was just that bad.

Star Trek RP voting thread

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That's not a bad idea. I don't have that season on DVD though, so I'm not to sure of the details.

@TheUnknowable

There's an article of it on Memory Alpha, and if you happen to have netflix the whole series is there.

Star Trek RP voting thread

I've always kind of been interested in the idea of having an RP based off of a "what if" scenario centered around "Living Witness", the episode of Voyager where the doctor is activated in the future and discovers that an alien species remembers Voyager as a warship full of ruthless war criminals who would do anything to get back home. Basically, this RP would take place in a universe where said aliens got it right and Voyager was exactly how they described it. Not quite Mirror Universe, but a similar feel.

Drop Acid, draw Self

So THIS is your brain on drugs.

Writing up an extensive murder scene for a roleplay like

I once googled "How loud is a sniper rifle in a crowded city" in order to add a character quirk.

Ashes to Ashes, a freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP. (Always Accepting)

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@WilsonTurner

Four sides good, three sides bad.

@WilsonTurner
Okay, can you please stop? We don't want another incident like the Reply Blob. I wasn't gonna say anything the first time, but this is getting annoying. The joke you are trying to make is not funny and takes up a lot of OOC space.

@Zadubadabu

I personally want the revival of our lord and savior the Reply Blob, but not having one is probably a good thing. Because I don't want to be caught in the crossfire.