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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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@Keyguyperson >.> I can't wait to see your species...


They're gonna free the shit outta you.

EDIT: Oh my God Wilson why u do dis.
I'm seriously thinking about it, asshole.
You only find your nose.

I try to reattach my nose
Well, I can't check all the apps right now, but rest assured I will actually do my job. In the meantime, have a hint about my own nation.


Going Back in my ass
My nose is bleeding and hurts like hell.

I take off my shirt and tie it around my head as a bandage for my poor nose.
@Keyguyperson screw you and your ability to write something flawless with minimal planning! I'm sure you'll wind up finishing NaNo like, the week after it starts or something.
Also.
"bad scifi" puh-LEASE, Key! You've won three RPGCs with your "bad scifi".


Only two of those were sci-fi, and both were just copied of WWII! Where nations are represented by species named after their galactic arms! You were unaware of the badness because I hid it behind historical references, solid story lines, and functioning characters!

I'm not actually doing NaNo either, I barely finished 16-17 thousand words in two weeks, and that was WITH completely ignoring school. If I did NaNo, I'd fail all my classes.

Can we have a ludicrously large nation sheet now?


"Explain how your species evolved, be sure to explain how the first organic material formed. Mention location as well."
I'm... filling this out. NaNoWriMo thought exercise, anyone?


Screw you and your accomplishing things that actually matter. I'm just going to sit here and slowly kill myself with potato chips while I write bad sci-fi that I don't actually intend to do anything with.

But honestly, I might actually do this with a few characters. It seems like a good way to kill any interest I had in them get to know them better.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Helvetian Army Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Rome, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in armored warfare and I’m the top gunner in the entire Helvetian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with power the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am calling my contacts in the mafia across Helvetia and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my goddamn tank. Not only am I extensively trained in armored combat, but I have access to the Invisible Reaper and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

(I spent exactly way too much effort on this, and I honestly don't know why)
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