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Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
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Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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I'm picturing an overweight man with a poorly kept beard, listening to The Internationale on his iPod while wearing nothing but a Che Guvera shirt (manufactured in Bangladesh).


You're wrong. I don't have a poorly kept beard, I have poorly kept sideburns that sprout from my face as wheat from a field. If wheat got tangled with itself. I also don't own a Che Guevara shirt. I am, however, overweight and listen to The Internationale on my iPod. My shirts, however, are manufactured in Taiwan thank you very much. I'm also not a man. I'm not good enough to be considered a man.

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irony


Well, to be fair to myself, what am I supposed to listen to The Internationale on? A record player made by my friendly neighborhood commune in the rural Southeast of America, playing an original recording of the song that cost multiple gangster lives to smuggle out of the USSR? An iPod ripoff called the iMarx, also made by my friendly neighborhood commune? I mean, if I refused to participate in capitalism, I'd have to ignore all of society. Farms participate in capitalism, so I'd grow my own food. I'd make my own clothes, build my own well, etc. And then I'd have to ignore culture in general, since all TV shows and movies participate in the market. Newspapers, news channels, etc. are all for-profit and thus must be ignored. I would basically be a medieval peasant, just without the whole "Basically just a slave" bit. Sorry about that rant, I just get T R I G G E R E D whenever I hear the "But your computer is from capitalism!" line.
Last year I was casually supportive of some social justice issues and thought there was literally nothing wrong with Hillary Clinton. I also wanted to be an author.

As of now, I fantasize about seizing the means of production and the fact that capitalism exists keeps me up at night. This happened, for the most part, in half of a year. The real 180 (since neoliberalism and communism are technically leaning towards the same side of the spectrum) is that I want to be a naval fighter pilot now.

That doesn't really mesh with my Filthy Commie tendencies, but hey, naval pilots were always some of the first picks for the astronaut program.


I'm gonna hopefully be joining in y'all, because I'm finally back.
Both were decent shows that seemed like actual effort was put into them, and both had some funny moments. And both went on a little too long and ran out of ideas...

Still far better than the shit that passes for kids shows nowadays.


Just watch Mister Rogers. Mister Rogers is all that children need. All other shows are irrelevant, only Mister Rogers matters.
These are always fun. Put me in, coach.

"And thus the world was bathed in flame for seven days and seven nights, and the cycle began anew."
-Excerpt from The Book of Garmr, one of the Sirvai holy texts


When you put enough people in one place with some food, they will eventually pile stones into pyramids as monuments for their gods. The next thing they will do is fashion spears to kill other people because they don't pray to the same god in the same way. Sometimes they make things that are better than spears to do the same job. That just about covers any history course you could take at any of Cileze's great universities, as well as the not so great ones.

Even though we have always been fond of murdering each other over them, the religions of our world all share at least one similarity. The Myth of the Seven Days of Flame. The exact details change depending on the version, but the basics are always the same. Within the myth, the races of Cileze are said to have been locked in a war between good and evil which they fought high in the sky with chariots and weapons the likes of which have never been seen since. As the final act of the war, one of the sides used an unholy fire spell that tore apart the very fabric of anything that stood in its way. The other side responded in kind, and the exchange escalated until the entire world was bathed in fire. For seven days and seven nights the horror lasted, and when it had ended all the wonders of the age had been destroyed.

That is the world in which we live now. A world that has already died. For all our existence, we have lived in the shadows of the ancients and their wonders. Their great steel towers stick up out of the desert sands as a reminder of what we have lost, and they have inspired countless poets to write about what could have been had the war not taken place. Even so, from the earliest brawls over hunting grounds to modern clashes between empires to determine what course an entire race shall take we have forged our own cultures and history.

Technology, too, has marched on. For most of our history the only weapons we had were our swords and magic, but now we have machines our ancestors couldn't have dreamed of. Once again, we fly through the skies in tiny planes and great warships. Our armies fight not with swords and shields, but with machine guns and tanks. As technology marches on, our world begins to look more and more like that of the ancients, leading many to wonder if we are doomed to repeat the Seven Days of Flame. New ideologies have sprung up to replace the outdated empires of old, and for the first time in ages, something more than religion and resources spark our wars.

Yes, now the ideologies fight among themselves to gain control of the world. Theocrats, fascists, communists, capitalists, anarchists and countless more are locked in a contest to determine what will lead the races of our planet forwards into the future. This is the Long War.



As you know by now, this is a fantasy/dieselpunk roleplay set in a world very much reminiscent of our own 20th century. The focus here is on the "Long War", a term coined by Philip Bobbitt in his book The Shield of Achilles: War, Peace and the Course of History to describe the ideological conflicts of the 20th century. As such, a heavy focus will be put on the different ideologies of the world's nations and how they clash. Of course, you aren't confined to the major ideologies of our own world at the time, or even ones that have existed.

It should be noted that theocracies are very much still a possibility, since magic exists and so do the gods connected to it. There are no preset religions, only a selection of racial gods. How your people worship them (and even the view they have of them) is up to you. The races aren't locked into worshiping their patron god either, and your nation doesn't need to have a state religion. The descriptions of the gods and the races they are connected to should simply be considered the traditional way of things, and not at all a rule.



As for how all the magic stuff functions, it's really pretty simple. Whatever deity one worships will grant them different powers (such as Sirona granting one of her followers that famous self-healing spell of hers). The power to cast said spells also comes from the deities, and is called "mana" because Duck and I ran out of creativity with names somewhere around magic. The "mana pool" as every fantasy RPG ever calls it can be increased by simply using magic frequently, just like working out increases muscle mass. However, gods will often reward highly devoted followers with a larger pool as well, though it is generally considered easier and less stressful to just exercise one's magical ability. Atheists and agnostics exist too, by the way. Since they do not worship any gods, their mana is derived from the power of souls that have passed on. However, they also do not have access to the specialized spells of the gods, and are thus generally considered as "Jack of all trades, master of none" magi. However, through extensive exercise, they can manage to focus on one specific type of magic.

The religions of the world vary heavily, and the same god is often worshiped by multiple different religions with drastically different accounts of events and moral rules. The one thing they all have in common, however, is the belief in the Seven Days of Flame, the apocalyptic event that brought the end of the ancient civilizations. That specific event is part of another shared belief in the existence of a Cycle of Life, in which every time civilization reaches a certain point, the world is bathed in flame to allow a new cycle to begin.

As a final note, the backstories of the gods took place before the cycles began. They're mostly irrelevant flavor text, honestly, as the stores have been distorted plenty as stories tend to be. Make no mistake, though, the gods DO exist.







A few final notes:

A major war (analogous to WWI) took place in the recent past, and many nations likely have colonies. What happened in that war pertaining to your nation and were those powers were is up to the players.





*Implement
All those stupid Tumblr genders are made up, otherkin don't exist, Islam was actually right about the universe as a whole and is fundamentally a superior religion, your pet didn't go to a farm, the pay gap exists and must be closed, sexism in gaming is a massive problem that has to be solved, and Stalinism is the best political and economic system.

You never said it couldn't be a run-on.
I think I have a good idea for this one. Might actually finish this time.
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