KillamriX08

The Abandoned Bar the Creation of Order

Hey, Crunch, since your little robo-girl works at the bar and isn't currently talking to anyone, and I just scared poor John off, I'mma set up an "interaction" , unless you have a problem with it. I can even tie it into the main plot!

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MissCapnCrunch said
I dare say I want to come around and just have my character pledge to never let your character talk about John's LUSCIOUS BUNS again.

Now now, Kaden never actually mentioned John's... erm.... (luscious?) buns...
And besides, who's to say Kaden's ass isn't equally fine? He goes for hikes in the woods on the regular, he be tight. And he can turn into animals, bitch has haunches fo' dayz...

What the f*ck has this turned into?

Now, let's agree to never speak of this moment again.

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So... when does John's ass stop being funny?

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"Ah, yes, I see. A... telly," Kaden replied, sounding interested. Nope, not a goddamn thing, he thought. Now, Kaden had no problem using "amnesiac" as a nickname for John, as he was apparently, what was the word they'd used, crass. He was petty sure insensitive had also been thrown his way once or twice. The nicest thing he'd ever been called was "aloof." That said, John was just so pathetic he couldn't bear to actually say anything, and so let the man ramble on... and on... and on... while Kaden just put on a very fake smile and didn't listen. Meanwhile, the conversation at the bar about sigils seemed to have ended. And there goes my distraction...

Or so he thought. Suddenly there was a loud noise that stopped John's vocal diarrhea. Of course, he'd never validate those who'd called him crass and insensitive by saying he was glad for that... out loud. But yes, he was quite glad, well, as glad as someone who was all but dead to the world could be.

"She's a loud one, isn't she," he muttered under his breath, and then turned back to John, as the man apparently wasn't done speaking to him. "Bubbling eh?" Kaden completely ignored John's attempt to correct himself. "Sounds witchy. You might wanna check under your pillow for hex bags before you go to bed, last thing you want is for your tongue to liquify and choke you in your sleep or something." Kaden chuckled darkly. "Seriously though, it can happen." The look of mild amusement faded from his face at John's question though. "Watched, hm? Well, I mean, there's that girl who's always staring at your. . . but nah, your face looks too serious for that." Kaden tapped his fingers on the table thoughtfully.

"As for me? All the time, but I guess I'm just sensitive to things like that. Comes with the territory, you know?" As he shifted his head, his eyes caught the light and glowed a greenish-yellow, like an animal. "But I guess it'd be different for you, wouldn't it? I don't know what to tell you, goldfish," he took an offhand shot at John's amnesia. "Maybe you are being watched, maybe there really is a hex bag under your pillow, or maybe you're just paranoid. I mean, with a head like yours, anything's possible right? You could be messed up, or you could have some weird memory trying to resurface that's making you feel off." The smirk he'd been wearing for the past few seconds faded, for something a little more serious. "But I'll tell you what, John. You find something real, something that makes you think something's really happening, let me know, and I'll see what I can do. Got nothin' else to occupy me after all."

And then an old man walked into a bar, and it wasn't the set-up to a lame joke. Out of the corner of his eye, Kaden watched him begin whispering to himself before taking a seat at the bar and order a drink. Kaden had no idea who he was, and after about two years, that meant something. The old man was acting cocky though, like he knew where he was and what he was doing. He wasn't acting like a stranger to the place. Kaden felt the hair on the back of his neck stand up; this old man was setting him on edge. He wondered who he was.

"Bubbling, huh?" Kaden whispered to himself. Maybe John was on to something.

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This is necessary.

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She is so obsessed with... dat ass.

RWBY: Beacon's "Finest"

Hello, Animal, please ignore our prestigious GM's sighs! He's totally happy to have a new person join us!

Sssshhh Pyro, I'm speaking for you!

We humbly request that if you make a character, they have a name that's first letter fits well with B, L, and E!

Preferably it is a consonant, not a vowel. I've established that too many vowels make life difficult. It's all very complicated.

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Don't we all, my dear Rune. Don't we all. *puffs imaginary pipe whilst sounding super pretentiously poignant*
And sure, I'm sure a moment(s) (apparently this is a thing even when not grammatically appropriate) will have room for a third party. Gotta have them 3-wayz.

- - -

Yay moment. . .(s)!

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Kaden wasn't the kind of person to get bored easily. So, despite sitting at an empty table with nothing to eat, drink, or really do, he wasn't bored. Well, technically he was doing something, he was listening. If people realized how much of an unapologetic eavesdropper he was, they'd probably find him extraordinarily creepy. Some already did, despite not knowing. He was currently listening in on a conversation between two people at the bar. Something about sigils. Currently, it was the most interesting thing going on. He doubted it would matter to him in the long run though.

He kept up his eavesdropping even as he saw someone walking over. Even as that person began speaking to him really. It would have looked like Kaden was completely ignoring every word he said. Until he was done, anyway. When John finished speaking, Kaden finally turned to face him.

"Oh, I hadn't noticed. I just figured I'd mix things up to day," Kaden said in a totally serious voice. "I guess my seat was taken. I'd better put a curse on them later." Of course, most people who knew Kaden knew he wasn't into curses, even though he was probably capable of learning a few, being a witch of sorts. "Can't let people just take my things unpunished after all." Still dead serious. "Anyway." He waved off his previous comments like he hadn't just been making threats that sounded a little too real. "For what reason has our local amnesiac chosen to speak to me?" Tactful, as always. "Anything interesting happen while I was gone?" His trips usually only lasted about two or three days, but still, it was worth asking while he had someone's attention.

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Huh, apparently when you post in italics, it makes it impossible to quote. How... suspicious.

MissCapnCrunch said
we shall have our moment!

Oh god, that PHRASING, lol.
But really, that's good, because I feel like certain elements of their history are similar.
So yes, moment(s) should happen!