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9 yrs ago
Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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9 yrs ago
Thank the lord for the Roleplay Guild. Otherwise I might actually have to pay attention in lectures
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9 yrs ago
"Remember the times you could have pressed quit - but you hit continue" Hope everyone's having an alright day. If not, I hope things pick up for you
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10 yrs ago
You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!
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10 yrs ago
My sister saw me watching the Co-Optional Podcast and thought I was skyping my friends. How ridiculous! I don't have friends.
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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Perhaps surprisingly, it was not the mercenaries who stopped Typho in his tracks, but Nisvillia herself.

A crackling blast of laser, fired from her pistol, hissed through the air, scorching the ground infront of the gambler's feet. He stopped in his tracks, mere-inches from the blast radius.

"Next time, honey, I won't miss." She assured him darkly, cracking a wicked grin.

Nisvillia heaved her massive bulk out of her chair, wadding across the room. "If he tries to run again, break his knee caps." She told the mercenaries. "And what am I even paying you all for, if you can't catch some stuck-up ponce?! By the Emperor, the help nowadays is shocking."

She sighed heavily, her massive stomach oozing out even further, pushing against her already tight dress.

"I have a contact; a man named Thermatus." Nisvillia addressed Aryon in her usual honeyed-tone "He'll be sure to pay us well for Typho."

She waddled over to the window, her immense frame blocking out the light which was poking in through its clear glass panels. "I'd have my people cover me, but I need someone here to oversee the Loft. Just because I'm hopping ship dosen't mean I can't keep raking in profits from this place."

Nisvillia turned back to face Aryon "If you can cover my back, then I'll make sure we both get paid enough to get off of this tin can."

Once she was sure that Typho was well-guarded, Nisvillia sent one of her people off into the Catwalk, in search of Thermatus.

"I'll make the trade, but it'll be your job to guard my gorgeously proportioned arse." She told Aryon with a wink.
@KingfisherOf course! I'm still perplexed by your love of obese characters, but I'm a benevolent deity and don't discriminate. :)


Sweeeeeeeeet! Just a personal preference thing really. IDK I'm not like other girls abit of an odd one.
Once you've got him completed, we'll see about accepting him. :)


Was Big Mamma 2.0 accepted?
If I could reach through my phone screen to hug you I would, buddy. @Kingfisher


Thanks man :) I'm always up for physical contact :P
@Kingfisher Why would you do such a thing?! Thank goodness you're alright!


Sorry for the burst of melodrama, and I really appreciate the concern.

I've had depression for a while now, and the Roleplay guild is kind've my 'goto' place when I'm feeling down. I've always found writing to be extremely cathartic, and interacting with all you people adds that extra sprinkle of socialness. Unfortunately, I've hit abit of a rut lately. I've lost my girlfriend, I'm losing my home, and my parents are separating. My friends are gradually drifting away, and the metric fuck tonne of college work isn't helping.

Being autistic, my moods have always been quite sporadic, but the sensation of everything just suddenly being whisked away makes life feel kind've of pointless and devoid of colour.

Thankfully, I should be receiving more helps from CAHMS in light of recent events, and I'm hoping things pick up.

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Thank god.


Sorry for exposing you to this level of mucked-up. Just wanted to let you know I’m safe now.
double post lel
"We give them Typho here, use him to buy our way off this Emperor-forsaken station. I need your connections, and I am an ace at deal making, very persuasive. We can get each other out of this scrap- and off this scrap-heap....or would you rather spend your life scrabbling to stay afloat in the middle of nowhere?"

Nisvillia paused, considering Aryon's words.

"There's certainly merit to that suggestion, my love." She gave a subtle nod to the mercenaries who stood about the room, an unspoken command for them to keep their eyes on Typho.

"Assuming Almano really does want to be reunited with his brother."

The muffled hum of machinery drifted in through the boardroom's windows, a soft murmur of mechanical whirring against the backdrop of the vast city-scape. Nisvillia had called the outpost home for far too long, and a change of scenery was certainly appealing.

"I could have my people try and arrange a meeting, but there's no guarantee that the fist wont just shoot them in the face."
[Unnecessarily Dramatic]


Looks good so far.
Good news! It's back. I'm working on an edit.


Groooovy baby.
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