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Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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In light of a few players dropping out, I've decided to reassume active recruiting for Amongst the Lonesome. This is the second game in the "Santa Somabra" series. The Santa Somabra games are of a fantasy noir nature, set in a world which blends the modern day and mythical creatures of old. If this interests you, please look below, and feel free to pop round and say hi.

Welcome back






In a world where humanity has evolved alongside all manner of mythical creatures, Santa Somabra is a sleazy, crime ridden city in the American West; a filthy metropolis caught in a seemingly unending whirlwind of gang wars and criminal activity. Cars whiz past, and gawking passers-by shamble aimlessly down grimy roads, as unseen mob bosses plot to destroy one another. Santa Somabra is a bleak, soulless city, where the strong pray on the weak, and those who have been spat out by civilized society turn when they have nowhere left to go.

The great crime families and ruthless gangs dominate Santa Somabra, with the law enforcement sat comfortably in their pockets –either brought or scared into submission-. Nyxvira Bloodbloom, is the all-powerful Faerie queenpin of the Bloodbloom syndicate, and Somabra’s most prominent crime lord. Having spent over a hundred years carving out her criminal empire, Nyxie’s devious cunning and underhand tactics were instrumental in her takeover of the city, in the wake of the collapse of the Martovanni family.

Those who make it in Santa Somabra do so by leaving all laws and moral codes in the dust, and stomping on whoever they can to climb up another crooked rung in the twisted social ladder.

Three years have passed since the death of the Canoness, and the dissolution of her so called ‘Forlorn Disciples’. Between bloody riots, twisted xenophobia purges, and demonic pacts with otherworldly beings, Santa Somabra was pushed to the point of splintering.

One hot summer evening, a working girl by the name of Joanna Calhoun is found dead in her apartment in downtown Santa Somabra. No more than a day later, a gun-for-hire called Hugh Blackwood turns up on the sidewalk, his head caved in. The one thing connecting these two individuals is their previous affiliation with the Forlorn Disciples, a history which they had both tried to shake off. But Santa Somabra is a cruel and merciless mistress, who isn’t one to let the past remain buried.

The pattern continues, and with each passing week it seems that a larger number of those who have ties to the Disciples are winding up dead.

At first there is little sympathy for the victims, but when the mayor of Santa Somabra, former police commissioner Dennis Murphy, is found dead in his apartment, eyebrows are raised.

Known Nyctari enforcers, and Rat drug dealers come next, followed finally by Cops.

Media attention around the case skyrockets, and the so-called “Somabra Slayer” becomes something of an internet sensation.

Wanting to close the case as quickly as possible, the Santa Somabra Police Department call on the help of everyone they know, from sanctioned officers to private detectives, in order to bring the slayer to justice.

The Year is 2019




The game takes place in a dreary noir setting, incorporating elements of the crime drama and fantasy genres, with the players able to choose from a wide roster of different mythical creatures, or play as a human character. Players may choose to take on the role of any member of society, be it a lowly thug, officer of the law, or a simple shop owner caught up in the struggle of getting by in Santa Somabra.

The growing threat of the Somabra Slayer presents a danger for everyone in Santa Somabra, and extends to every echelon of society. This does not, however, mean that every player must engage in the hunt for the serial killer. Players are free to explore Santa Somabra, and all it has to offer, but the city’s newest psychopath will constantly be lurking in the shadows, threatening to run rampant if they are not dealt with.

The original game can be found here.

Useful bits of information




• Magic is a risky and unpredictable business, with most preferring to use physical means to get their dirty work done. However, a few occult groups exist within Santa Sombra, giving sacrifices to otherworldly beings in return for demonic powers, and the occasional down-on-their-luck gambler will pray to some obscure trickster god in an attempt to fix a poker game. The most common use of magic is in distilled manners, such as placing charms on weapons to increase their lethalness, or reinforcing bank vault doors with protective wards.

• Large mythical beasts (Dragons, Gryphons, giants etc) tend to stick to more rural areas, and are very rarely found in large urban zones.

• Whilst real-life drugs exist in this setting, many fantasy-based illegal substances are prominent in Santa Somabra. Fairy Dust, Demon’s Blood, and Runez are a few examples.

• Whilst dabbling with demonic entities has always been a taboo subject, the Nazi’s use of hellish magics in World War II cemented the world’s view of witches and warlocks as being something to be shunned and hunted.

The Factions


The Rats- A combination of different street gangs, the Rats have no specialized area, and make their money from selling a wide variety of different guns and narcotics. Notorious for using the vast sewer networks beneath Santa Somabra as a means of moving their goods back and forth, the Rats are only a real threat in the more poverty-stricken parts of the city.

The Nyte Kyngs- An unruly faction of vampires who broke away from the larger crime families, The Nyte Kyngs are a small but vicious gang of nocturnal bloodsuckers, who control the Fairy Dust dens.

The Brotherhood of Rot-A formidable mob-like gang, the Brotherhood was formed after the collapse of the Reaper and the Rotface gangs. With the arrival of the Pale Circle (Powerful Eastern Necromancers) in Santa Somabra, a whole new plague of undeath swept across the city. Intent to spread their sick and twisted concoctions throughout Santa Somabra, the Brotherhood of Rot specializes in poisons and chemical warfare.

The Hunters-Seemingly a group of feral homeless people, when the moon is full the Hunters reveal their true, savage nature. The werewolf community of Santa Somabra tend to stick to the outskirts of the city, only traveling inwards to organize their monthly hunting sessions, where they chase their pray throughout the cracks and crevices of Santa Somabra. After the death of Den Mother, Ameilkas, and her right hand Brunkas, the Hunters have struggled to recover from the crippling losses of the failed hunt.

The Nyctari family-An ancient society of vampric aristocrats, the Nyctari family have existed since the earliest days of humanity. Evolving alongside mankind, the Nyctari have spent an eternity praying on their weaker cousins; using the “inferior” races as thralls to further their malicious goals. In the modern day the Nyctari are a strictly organized crime syndicate, using their dark powers to extend their reach over Santa Somabra. The Nyctari control the red lights district, and the majority of the city’s human (and nonhuman) trafficking operations.

The Bloodbloom Syndicate- Originating in rural Surrey, England, the Bloodbloom Syndicate now has a vast empire which stretches across the continents. Nyxvira Bloodbloom took over the Runez and demon’s blood trades, after the collapse of both the Reapers and the Martovanni family, and has only become richer and richer as a result.


Drugs and narcotics


Fairy dust- A bright yellow/gold powder, fairy dust induces an incredible high, which floods the nervous system with a euphoric flying sensation. Sending the user into a temporary comatose state of unageing, prolonged use of the drug can result in a permanent comma, with the victim remaining in the exact state they were in.

Runez-Injected through the neck, Runez grant the user the ability to unstably shift in and of a corporeal form, and to teleport short distances. Whilst incorporeal the user becomes invulnerable, however there is no way to control when this process happens. Runez junkies are characterized by the eerier tattoo-like marks that spread across their skin after prolonged use of the drug, which have a bright blue hue to them.

Demon’s Blood- A thick, dark red liquid, Demon’s blood is ingested by drinking, or being injected straight into the blood stream for a more potent high. Blustering the user’s strength, speed, and agility, first time users become practical super soldiers, whilst also experiencing an overwhelming sense of greatness and self-importance. However, over the time the prideful sensation is replaced by an intense rage, as users begin to hear the whispers of otherworldly beings in their ears, usually drawing them into a state of extreme paranoia.

Races


This is not a definite list of every mythological race that players have the option of portraying, although if you do wish to play a species that isn’t listed then please run it by the GM first. Humans are also a viable option, and make up the majority of the population of Santa Somabra.



Character Sheet


To begin with, each player may submit one character sheet. Once they have ‘proven’ themselves (by engaging in roleplay, being active OOCly etc) they may apply for a second character. You may play up to three characters.

Name/Nicknames:

Race: (The species of the character you wish to play)


Age:


Appearance: (Short, physical description of your character/picture/both)

Personality: (A couple of paragraphs to describe how your character behaves, and what drives them)

Bio: (A brief synopsis of what got your character to this point, and where they fit in to Santa Somabra)

Other: (Any other notes, pieces of information, etc that you wish to include)


The next plot thread has been set in motion. I'm open to PMs if anyone has any suggestions/ would like to be involved in a specific way.

Y'all best be getting your flu vaccines!


Annabelle Mitchell crept slowly through the leaky tunnels which made up the Santa Somabra Sewer network, carefull to keep to the stone walkways, and out of the river of literal shit which trickled past.

Sneaking about on secret missions really stops being fun when you’ve got the smell of crap wafting over everything. Annabelle scowled to herself. When had it all gone wrong? You got hooked on dust, flunked school, and fell in with the Rabid Eyed Rats.

Now she spent most nights off her face on some stranger’s sofa, with disapproving visions of her sister glowering down at her.

You really are lost without me, aren’t you?

You really are a judgemental little whore, aren’t you?

Nice. Classy.

It's not like you’re around to get a offended, anymore.

She missed staying up with Becky after their parents had gone to bed, gushing over Billie Joe Armstrong, and bitching about all the stuck-up asshats at school. She missed sitting out in the garden, wrapped in blankets with a mug of hot chocolate and marshmallows on a friday night. She missed her big sister.

Annabelle pushed those thoughts from her head, and carried on through the damp blackness which wound ahead of her, using the bright white beam of a torch to light her way.

“Max!” She called out in the dark “You out there?”

A shadow fluttered across the tunnel wall.

“Max..?”

She turned, shining her torch down one of the passages which split off from the main network.

“Real funny, asshole..” She muttered under her breath.

That same shadow again, vanishing as quickly as it had appeared.

“If you want the cash then you’ll quit fucking me about, ya prick!” She snapped, a slight quiver of fear slipping into her voice.

She felt something brush against her leg.

Annabelle yelped, slipped, and her foot fell in the river of shit she’d been trying so desperately to avoid.

“Motherfucker!” She spat, as she inspected the dark brown splatter which had soaked through the leg of her jeans.

She hated the sewers. She hated the dark, the stench of human waste, and the giant fuck-off vermin which scattered around, just out of view.

“Right, that’s it!” She shouted out into the darkness “I’m getting out of here, dickhead!”

“You may go on your way, little lamb,” a rancid voice carried through the tunnel “once you have felt the touch of rot.”

A hand, twisted and covered in sweltering boils that looked ready to burst with puss and ooze, cracked out of the darkness and grabbed hold of Annabelle's throat.

She tried to scream, but all that came out was a wet gurgle, as the figure forced her to the ground, and his stagnant blessing swept up her neck and over her chest.

Annabelle grinned with joy as he pulled her into a tight embrace, and his kindness swelled inside her, filling her body with pestilent bloat. She shook and thrashed about; overwhelmed by the love which had been showered upon her. She could see Becky standing over her, smiling warmly, with her mousy brown hair falling around her shoulders.

“Promise me you’ll never leave again.” Annabelle called out weakly.

“I promise.” Becky said, with a smile.




For the eyes of AGENT VOSS and AGENT KUNIS only. Reading this document without proper clearance is a FEDERAL OFFENCE.

Following the collapse of the REAPER and ROT FACE gangs, the remaining members of the former rivals banded together to form the BROTHERHOOD OF ROT. The catalyst behind this unification is unknown. Several sources claim that the PALE CIRCLE is responsible. Necromancy is a fickle and unwieldy magic, so a governing body of necromancers is unlikely. The MAGICAL REGULATIONS BUREAU has yet to find any conclusive evidence in regards to the PALE CIRCLE, and DIRECTOR KAZBEGI has dismissed the organisation’s existence as merely anecdotal.Over the past three years, the BROTHERHOOD OF ROT has been responsible for releasing lethal chemical weapons in highly populated areas throughout SANTA SOMABRA, as well as numerous cases of abduction. AGENT ROE’s research suggests that the brotherhood specifically target the various branches of the RATS, given their disorganised nature, and lack of protection.

The exact numbers of the BROTHERHOOD OF ROT is unknown, and it is currently impossible to gauge how large a threat the gang poses to both public wellbeing and national security. At the recommendation of AGENT MYEONG, two agents have been dispatched to SANTA SOMABRA, to observe the brotherhood, and contain if necessary.




Lynne’s eyes fluttered softly open, as a small, dark room filled her vision. Her back roared in agony, and, when her flesh brushed across the steel beneath her, she felt a fresh scar, and rows of stitches.

Where the hell am I..?

Leather straps bound her wrists and ankles, pulled tightly across her flesh, as she lay spread out across some kind of metal table.

“Even with that slight rusty tinge to it, I found your liver to be quite delicious, little cherubin.The faintest hint of ethanol’s dark taint soured what could have been an impeccable meal, but I must compliment mademoiselle on being leagues above the usual gutter trash which gets sent my way.”

A figure, tall and lean, slipped into Lynne’s vision. His hair was a mess of knotty red tangles, and he wore the flowing white gown of a surgeon, which fluttered about his bony ankles.

But it was his face that left Lynne’s mouth hanging open in horror.

Neither a childhood in Blúdhaven, nor her years as a cop, could prepare Lynne for the mask of warped flesh which gazed down at her. Skin of different tones and hues was pulled back across the figure’s scalp, fused together by intricate needlework.



A thousand burning questions screamed inside Lynne’s skull, but she only managed to choke out four words.

“You ate my liver..?”

“I believe I articulated that quite plainly. Are you simple, little cherubin? I do hope I shan’t have to keep repeating myself.” The figure frowned, glowering down at her like a teacher would at a child who’d forgotten their homework. “Worry not, I replaced your liver with a perfectly adequate substitute; Hence the stitches.”

Lynne could feel bile rising at the back of her throat, and the only thing which kept her from vomiting was the fear of choking on her own tongue.

“Why are you doing this?” She could feel tears pearling beneath her eyes, as her lips quivered limply “I’m a good person.”

“And how long do you think you will remain that way, little cherubin?” The figure cocked his head slightly, regarding her with a look of puzzlement “Once I take away your innards, carve you a new likeness, and mold a fresh soul from the pieces of your old one, will you still be a good person? When do you stop being you, and become something new?”

The corners of the flesh-mask twisted into a jagged mockery of a smile.

“I am the Dollmaker, and you will be my chef-d’oeuvre.”

“Mister Simitiae would have me dispose of you, little cherubin,” The Dollmaker explained, as he made his way over to a trolley of surgical equipment, and picked up a slim syringe. “But what difference does it make if you are no longer you?”

Lynne tried to jolt upwards, struggling against her bounds as she hissed and spat and shrieked.

“Get away from me, you fucking freak!” She snarled, as tears leaked down her cheeks “You take a single step near me and I’ll rip your cock off!”

The Dollmaker chuckled heartily.

“And how will you be doing that, little cherubin? You look quite incapacitated from where I’m standing.”

“My name is Lynne!” She screamed “I’m not your fucking cherubin!”

“Not yet perhaps,” The Dollmaker gave a faint nod “But what if I were to plunge a needle into your frontal lobe and stripped away that foul mouth of yours?”

“You’re sick.” Lynne sobbed limply.

“Antisocial Personality Disorder, as a result of childhood trauma. Do try and keep up, little cherubin.” The Dollmaker smirked, as he strode over to Lynne’s table, and calmly slipped the needle into her arm.

“I hate to use anaesthetics,” The Dollmaker lamented “it takes the life out of the procedure, but I can’t have you thrashing about and runining my good work, so I’ve had to go for a sort of halfway point. The psychedelic will numb your body, make your brain more prone to suggestion, and make you that much more..agreeable.”

That was the last thing Lynne heard, as her world broke away into a tapestry of swirling ribbons. Bells chimed softly against the walls of her skull, as little twinkling lights danced across her eyelids.

It was all so silly. She couldn’t help giggling like a schoolgirl as the Dollmaker began cutting into her flesh.

@Sep I'm going to try to get a post up once I'm done watching Manchester United lose to West Ham.


Did you see that ludicrous display last night?



So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model
You just hit the lotto.


The speakers boomed as the Platinum Trio shook the Chunky Chika. Through crowds of sweaty clubbers, Lynne could make out the figure of Damien Simitiae sitting in his private booth, flanked by two bodyguards, with a hefty looking woman draped over him.

Most of the club-goers were all bundled up on the Chunky Chika’s chess-board dance floor, so it was fairly easy for Lynne to skate her way around the edges, shimmying carefully between tables.

“Hey! Asshole!” Lynne called out, shouting to be heard over the music, as she strode up to Simitiae’s booth “I hear you took something from me.”

The Mexican’s bodyguards were up out of their seats in a flash, but one quick gesture from the drug baron had them sitting back down.

“Alto! Cool it, boys.” The man’s voice was soft , yet it carried a calm authority.

“You shouldn’t let this skinny puta talk to you like that, mi amor.” Simitiae’s plus-size playmate pouted, tracing once chubby finger across his cheek.

“Just a second, nene.” Simitiae gave the women a quick peck on the lips “I want to hear what she has to say.”

“You’re a real gentleman.” Lynne sneered.

“You got some serious cojones, poco senora.” He laughed dryly “What is that you think I took from you?”

“My family, shithead!”

A scream went up as Lynne pulled out her peacemaker, and aimed it squarely at Simitiae’s head.

The music died, and the mexican’s bodyguards made a grab for their own weapons.

“You move one inch further and I blow this fucker’s head off!” Lynne snarled from the back of her throat.

“Keep them holstered.” Simitiae instructed his men, in a voice which suggested this wasn’t the first time he’d had a gun pointed at him “Let's keep a civil head about this. I’m sure kind Mister Javier doesn't want to be scrubbing strawberry jam off of the floor.”

He regarded Lynne with a cold look.

“I didn’t kill your family, Miss Riordan. Your father was sloppy, and he got himself curb stomped by that-”

Suddenly, Lynne felt something sharp rip through her back. She screamed, her gun falling from her fingers, as the thug who’d snuck up on her forced his shiv through her back and into her liver. She tumbled to the floor, as blood pooled out around her.

So much blood…

Lynne limpy raised one hand, gazing on in horror as tendrils of thick crimson leaked through her fingers.

Oh god...help me, please, help me.

Simitiae stroked his nene reassuringly, turning to address his henchmen.

“Pretty standard night in Blúdhaven. Slip Javier some cash, buy the next round of drinks, and this will all disappear.” He shrugged.

Then he fixed his gaze on Lynne.

“Get rid of the redhead.”

As the two men scooped her up, Lynne felt reality slip away around her. Darkness consumed her vision, and the world went black.

Kimberly- Unsafe and Unsteady



“I’d love one, thanks sweetie.” Kimberly said with a warm, but slightly tired grin, as took a pretzel from Vivian, and began slowly munching on it. Food was always that much tastier if you savoured it.

“Tough day, Mamushi?” She shot the skinny lad a quick wink. “I’d love to see your bony ass try and lift a shotgun.”
Kimberly was quite the social butterfly, and someone like Warawasa Mamushi was a god-send to a criminal lawyer. Nothing helped bail out clients quite like making the evidence against them up and vanish. If a phone call needed to be erased, or a photo needed to disappear, then Mamushi was Kimberly’s first port of call. She had contacts in law enforcement who could misfile evidence, but as the world became increasingly digital, Mamushi became increasingly valuable. Plus it was nice to hang out with someone roughly her own age, and watching him squirm around women never got old.

Kim took her seat, and listened attentively as Quinn spoke. One of the main disadvantages of working for a crime syndicate was that they could hardly go and report things to the cops when they went tits up. She was willing to bet her left tit that some of the higher ups were planning to stage a coup against their branch of the syndicate, but as long as they had a few other bigwigs in on it with them, then Quinn and all his associates were guilty as far as the rest of Ariella was concerned.

When the news report came on, Kim was far from the only person in the room to stare at the screen in disbelief.

“I always thought the Crest was a shit club.”
My post may take a bit longer @Morden Man I started writing it but... Its just really bad so I think I'll need to start again.


I believe in you, Sep!


The walk up to Elijah Goeth’s apartment was frustratingly long, past well-dressed doormen and narrow corridors.

One of the block’s staff had taken one look at Lynne and told her that squatters weren’t welcome, and that the building was strictly for resident owners and guests.

“Klavdiya Riordan,” Elijah greeted Lynne with a shit-eating grin plastered across his face as he opened the door, dressed only in boxers and a loose-fitting dressing gown “what’s a lowlife like me done to earn the pleasure of your company?”

“You know I go by Lynne, asshole,” Lynne scowled “and I’ve come to ask a favour.”

“You’ve got a funny tone for someone who wants my help, little missy.” He scoffed.

“I respect you far too much to fancy my words with groveling and sweet-talk.” She smirked.

“That sarcasms most unbecoming on you, young lady,” Elijah moved out of the doorway, ushering Lynne into his apartment “now you’ve gone and hurt my feelings.”

The room she entered into was polished to a crisp white gleam, with dark wood furniture and broad windows that caught the sun’s glow.

“Can I getcha anything to drink?” Elijah called over to Lynne, as he slid behind the marble counter and fished a square bottle of Jack Daniels out of a cupboard.

“Why the hell not? I’m retired.” She reasoned “I’ll have it straight.”

“Yeah, sorry about that. So, what was this favour you wanted to ask?” Elijah came swaggering over, his dressing gown flapping about behind him, with a cold glass of whiskey held loosely in either hand.

“You ever do dealings with anyone called ‘Simitiae’?” Lynne gave the man an almost unnoticeable nod of appreciation as he handed over her glass, taking a fearless swig of the whiskey.

“Before I answer your question,” Elijah spoke slowly, choosing his words with well-honed caution “What’s in it for me?”

The young woman’s free hand slipped into her Tory Burch handbag, fishing out a fat wad of about $500.

“How’s the contents of the Riordan ‘rainy day’ fund sound?”

“Exquisite.” Elijah grinned like a snake, as he caught the cash Lynne threw his way.

“You ever buy coke in Blúdhaven? Chances are you were putting cash straight into the pocket of Damien Simitiae. He’s behind the Cártel de Juárez’s presence here, and he’s quite the ruthless fucker.”

Lynne nodded, making a mental note of what Elijah had said.

“You know where I can find him?”

“I might, but it’ll cost you. Double.”

Another $500 was exchanged.

“He likes to go to this club, the Chunky Chika, down in the Narrows. You can find him there most Tuesday nights, doin’ business deals and what not.”

“Thanks, Elijah.”

That’s when the 9mm came out.

The silencer muffled the pistol’s fierce bark, as the inside of Elijah’s head painted the crisp white apartment walls. His body hit the floor with a thud, before a dark red river of blood flowed out across the floor.

“Dickhead”. She muttered as she finished her drink, scooped up her cash, and shut the apartment door behind her.

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*woofed


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