KnightShade

tfw you have to write 12 pages in a day

I don't know about the ones over there, your legal age being later, still pretty sure drinking is generally involved.

tfw you have to write 12 pages in a day

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Not sure if me being American has to do with not understanding the snakebite thing, but this is the most appealing way anyone has ever described college to me.

@Whiskers

It's an equal mix of cider and lager with a dash blackcurrant juice. It slips down really easily, can be bought cheaply in four pint pitchers at some places and turns your vomit purple. It makes us feel edgy because it's been banned to serve it from one tap.

tfw you have to write 12 pages in a day

why do people college

aren't most billionaires drop outs anyway

@Whiskers

I don't think many people going to university think, oh hey let's gamble thousands of pounds of debt for a tiny chance of getting in Forbes. I mean unless they're studying business. You're buying yourself a semi-acceptable gap in your CV and credit ratings to open yourself up to ideas, think about what to do with your life and take really long holidays. You get to live in a huge self contained community where you can meet hundreds of new people, many of them like minded and some who'll challenge your views.

Also, £1.75 snakebite.

Plush Penises

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Or ICOC, International Cantina of Cock, the perfect place to get cock shaped food and alcoholic beverages from dick shaped glasses. And make sure to get the ICOC app for when on the go.

And now I’ve just created a gay bar. Or the perfect meet up place for chicken enthusiasts.

@Marik

Hmmm, are you even planning on serving chicken though? I mean you've wing, leg, breast. Drumsticks are about as penis related as you get. This just seems like a cynical marketing ploy to get hot, naive farm-boys inside.

[spoilers galore] Avengers 2

Spoilers

I really loved it too. It's a worthy sequel. I don't think the Avengers are necessarily disbanded. We'll see the same group together again for Infinity War. I don't think we're set to see a "New Avengers" movie at all, but I feel they'll factor in heavily in Civil War. Also I was upset with Quicksilver dying because I liked where they were taking his character, but then they immediately got rid of him :( Scarlet Witch is such a badass though.

@Jster

More Spoilers

What I'd really like to see, considering it's going to be a two parter, is the New Avengers proving themselves to be pretty badass at first. Then Thanos rocks up at his usual pace, absolutely trounces them and in the second one the big guns are brought back in fairly quickly. It'd be a good way to avoid too much re-assemblage time. I feel like the new team might round out civil War as well, though I've not checked the casting list, Cap movies seem to be the most important to Avenger ones now.

[spoilers galore] Avengers 2

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Really loved the film, but am I supposed to care that Quicksilver died. Scarlet Witch pretty quickly made herself ten times more interesting than him. I mean if you're going to disband the Avengers, and have the Hulk disappear why not have him get killed too. I mean nobody knows how to make a decent Hulk solo film. Ruffalo's adorable, I'd of cried myself to sleep for weeks.

Anyway, that twist though. You know, the one where we meet Hawkeye's family and he somehow survives.

one easy way to impress a girl

You just hope that the person you recruit to read for you isn't so shy that they can't speak to girls by proxy.

@Vilageidiotx

I could make a living as the guy who speaks to the guy, who speaks to the girl by proxy, by proxy.

Shit Roommates are Shit

Goddamnit, I'm the shit roommate.

@Halo

Look on the brightside, serial killers also make flawless roommates.

When you want to make a Spam thread but decide against it

It's best when you decide against a fun post, and then the thread's still around a week later so you can have fun deciding against it again.

Ten easy ways to impress a girl.

Plus Gusto, being a smooth Italian Don Juan, will make an excellent wing man after he helps you complete the list.

@Vilageidiotx

Huh, I thought Plus Gusto was an overweight luchadore.