KnightShade

Drop Acid, draw Self

A lot of them look like Delirium.

Spam likes psychometric things

Sounds about right. I wonder if I can run this over my Google+ page and see how different it'll be. I follow a lo of Buddhist and Taoist pages there, where-as my religious following on Facebook is rather minimal.

@Dinh AaronMk

It actually seems like they just ignored Buddhism. I'm sure there are Buddhist figures and meditation pages in my likes. Plus I definitely didn't like any Mormon pages, I think it's based on the chance of a Mormon having liked your combination of pages rather than liking a relevant page. Buddhists must not be materialistic to be worth marketing to.

Spam likes psychometric things

But not facebook things

Anyway I found this pretty interesting. It uses your likes to try to show you what information and misinformation Zuckerberg has about your personality.

http://applymagicsauce.com/you.html#

My Results

Age: 27
78% Chance that I'm female

Big 5 Personality
91% Liberal and Artistic
79% Impulsive and Spontaneous
89% Contemplative
98% Competitive
73% Easily Stressed and Emotional

81% Intelligence
39% Life Satisfaction

Sexuality
5% Chance I'm gay if male vs 9% if female

Political Views:
41% Liberal, 24% Libertarian, 23% Uninvolved, 12% Conservative

Religion
78% Non-religious, 11% Christian Other, 8% Catholic, 1% each for Jewish, Mormon, and Lutheran

Education
21% History, 19% Psychology, 19% Journalism, 12% Art, all the others are under 10%

Relationship
45% In, 43% Out, 13% Married

I just ate an entire family

<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

I thought you were better! There are children STARVING in Africa.

@Joegreenbeen

Are you saying I should prevent African children from starving by only eating African children? Wow, racist much.

I just ate an entire family

A slightly overweight couple and 2.4 kids. On reflection I was kind of wasteful of with that last one.

I just ate an entire family

Internet usernames in ~20 years

Like, you'd sign in with your shitty, number filled username, but you could set the actual name that appears to everyone else to be whatever you want, even if someone else already uses that name.

@Kill Bones

And the 'We Are All KB' joke finally becomes true.

Speaking of Quotes

<Snipped quote by Clirkus>

People are going to start deliberatelay saying quotable things to you now. And that disgusts me.

@Awson

Your quote is probably going to be the first one, and you should have seen that coming, and you should feel bad.

No aarons allowed in this thread

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Oh my god! I'm not in sane! Are they different colors sometimes, and hover around your room before fading away?

@AbysmalDemon

I used to see these as a kid and think they were fairies. I think I read they're something to do with the blood vessels in your eyes.

dreams

I just had a dream with a pop-up ad. Like, "You've won a new car!" but in dream form. After like a few seconds I realized it was bullshit and thought my way out of the dream. Felt like an episode of Rick and Morty.

@mdk

Dream advertising; it's not a violation of human rights if you can dream an unsubscribe, or opt out, button.